Anyone here does Yoga?

I'm thinking of taking yoga classes because I've heard its a good place to meet girls, plus I have a lot of time to kill

Do you think yoga will have any negative or positive impact on lifting? I've heard stretching makes you weaker

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    feet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      More feet for you my friend

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is literally just a bunch of body positions designed to make you commune with demons. Only do it if you want to get posessed by a demon (not in a cool way, but in a really faggy way)

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watch yoga videos on youtube exclusively for the feet, and I don't pause my youtube history...

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    Anonymous

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    just hold that position, yep, *rip*
    alright bye

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    Anonymous

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    Feet-feet feet feet-feet feet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like my college professor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      all I see are various breeding positions...

      ...should I get my girlfriend into yoga?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    I'm a yoga teacher. Asanas (the physical practice people erroneously call "yoga") are not just stretching. Stretching alone will hurt you. Building heat in the body is very important. I usually do this by holding a variation of pic related (adjust depth of squat to your needs and ability) for 15 minutes, then move into a modified 12 set Sun Salutation practice. You likely don't need anything more than this for basic physical fitness, and you can do it till the day you die. I recommend it as a foundation.

    As far as flexibility making you weak, do you think Van Damme is weak? I guess it's relative.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      >Asanas (the physical practice people erroneously call "yoga")

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Use correct labels, homosexual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's onions to call things by the correct words
        it's actually like the opposite of that shit, because those people are the exact ones who bend and twist the meanings of words and make them mean nothing anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >horse stance

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      yoga has it's roots in the use of psychedelics and marajuana. it's literally stretching until you're blazed out of your mind, then it makes alot more sense.

      and then it becomes extremely sexual and effective at relieving tension in the core, pelvis, spine and groin, it's very literally all a sexual endurance/fertility ritual, and historically anything having to do with that generally involves psychoactive chemicals.

      inb4 dead sober people invented hinduism and buddhism and yoga, these dudes were absolutely blitzed

      • 1 week ago
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        Hinduism comes from the aryans when they migrated there. Psychedelics could be involved, but weed no. Not even close.

        • 1 week ago
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          yoga has it's roots in the use of psychedelics and marajuana. it's literally stretching until you're blazed out of your mind, then it makes alot more sense.

          and then it becomes extremely sexual and effective at relieving tension in the core, pelvis, spine and groin, it's very literally all a sexual endurance/fertility ritual, and historically anything having to do with that generally involves psychoactive chemicals.

          inb4 dead sober people invented hinduism and buddhism and yoga, these dudes were absolutely blitzed

          See, the aryans went to the area around India and spread that religion, which is probably closest to the original aryan religion. That's why swastikas are abundant there. They got appropriated into Buddhism after it split of from Hinduism so you'll find them all over Asia.

          Anyway, important piece of the Hindu, and most likely the aryan religions is the worship of cows. We know the people with the highest rates of lactase production are Europeans and Indians. This is because cows and milk were extremely important to the aryans, and they spread that to India and Europe during their migratory periods. Milk is such a great food and allows you to survive wherever you go so long as there is grass, but also psylocibe mushrooms grow from cow dung. This could be one of the reasons for cow worship.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Very interesting stuff.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Religions mix and meld and change all the time. Symbols also travel really far regardless of religious practices, as their concepts can be universal. We don't know if Hinduism is the closest to what religion those aryans practiced, and those aryans might've been multiple related religions, as they weren't really an empire or a monolith. Just had a shared language and were nomads in that area.
            Assuming because a mushroom existed somewhere, it had any more influence on religion than any other psychedelic or lack thereof is just that, an assumption. Spirituality is plenty complex even without evidence of psychedelic usage. Mushrooms with psilocybin are also found in native fungus in all continents. Worship of cows has nothing to do with it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >those aryans might've been multiple related religions
              Could be.
              >Assuming because a mushroom existed somewhere
              No, specifically Hindus worship cows. It's a big thing. They're not even allowed to honk at them if they're blocking the road. Cow worship is not a new addition either, they've been considered sacred from the beginning. Why would a religion hold cows so dearly not to eat them, but to preserve them? They only produce two significant things, and that's milk and the psychedelic mushrooms which grow from their poop.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >That you have presumably decided to create your own legion is not proof that GW left them there for you to do this.
                Lots of cultures worshiped lots of animals. What does this have to do with psychedelics? Because some of these mushrooms grow in cow poop?
                >Why would a religion hold cows so dearly not to eat them, but to preserve them?
                Same reason every other culture worships cats or dogs or birds or whatever animal. The only difference between Hindu's cow worship and everyone else is other religions that praise animals as something more than animals died off.
                >They only produce two significant things, and that's milk and the psychedelic mushrooms which grow from their poop.
                1) there is no evidence that Hindus refer to those mushrooms, 2) lots of animals make milk, 3) those mushrooms can grow in any type of feces, cows were just more numerous, and 4) Hinduism isn't special in it's concepts when compared to other religions and all religions have just as much depth, spirituality, mysticism, and whatever else you think makes you think Hinduism was drug inspired.
                Hinduism arose like any other religion: Countless people being spiritual and mixing and sharing ideas, both on and off drugs.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >lots of animals make milk
                Yet the aryans loved cows. They took them all the way to europe. They took the same gods too. Gave them different names as language changed.
                >those mushrooms can grow in any type of feces
                They can grow in many types, not any type. Good luck trying to grow them from your own.
                >cows were just more numerous
                (X) doubt
                >Hinduism isn't special in it's concepts when compared to other religions
                I know. It's very similar to the other regions the aryans went. Indra - Thor - Zeus - Jupiter. Different names, same gods.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine wasting all your time reading drug forums to justify your drug use

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't use drugs though. I'm interested in religions.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are reading really bad sources then, unfortunately the better sources I could suggest aren't in English. There was a corruption of a lot of academia on ancient religions and tribal practices in America due to both the hippie movement, and new age religious movements which seeked to superimpose their own values on their subject, just as research from earlier periods seeked to superimpose Christian ideas on the subject. Lots of good writings on the topic from the Soviet Union (and post-soviet countries), but the majority of it still isn't translated, although you can probably find some of the baltic writers who may translate some into English.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

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                >bad sources
                >anthropological migratory patterns
                >bhagavad gita
                >puranas
                >ayurveda

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Psychedelics could be involved, but weed no.
          Why not?
          >The oldest archeological evidence for the burning of cannabis was found in Romanian kurgans dated 3,500 BC, and scholars suggest that the drug was first used in ritual ceremonies by Proto-Indo-European tribes living in the Pontic-Caspian steppe during the Chalcolithic period, a custom they eventually spread throughout western Eurasia during the Indo-European migrations.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >why not
            It would be mentioned at some point in any of the Hindu religious books, or at least they would allude to it. They don't. Unless sandalwood is code for weed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE WEED
        Fuck off, retard. The original Yogis didn't even have a physical practice. That came later as the warrior classes became philosophers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah dude, and like, alice in wonderland, that dude had to also be fucked bro. Just high as fuck man. You know he was all like blasted as fuck. Probably same with people who stretch bro.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >DUDE WEED
          Fuck off, retard. The original Yogis didn't even have a physical practice. That came later as the warrior classes became philosophers.

          so it IS just stretching as long as you're an aggressively defensive, sober incel on LULZ? just confirming that you're in agreement

          i'm arguing with bots now lol, wonder which key word brought them swarming in

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No dude fuck I'm serious bro, those original yogsters were blazed. I'm agreeing with you. Dude. Weed bro. Don't harsh my buzz.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, another retard being wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Drugs are responsible for everything humans ever did conspiracy.
        Really it's not that deep, sorry apes didn't evolve into humans BECAUSE some apes did drugs, it's not real. No Marijuana isn't a magical cure-all drug. No technology does not all come from communicating with mechanical gnomes by taking DMT or ayahusca. You really need to sober up and get off those forums. Notice how all the people who openly say they take DMT/ayahuasca are weird loser types, and at best are "creatives", while all the tech leaders aren't saying they take it, and there were plenty of significant technological developments in the past by people who had no access to these drugs. I'm not trying to say that there wasn't drug usage for a large portion of human history, but it was not and never was a central point or requirement of technological or cultural development, but just a recreation activity that some people chose to partake in.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Save it for church.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So basically setting up potentiation then a la Wenning warm ups?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, sure.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Potentiation is a priming and pre semi-exhaustion of certain muscles so they are used during a lift. I.e. if you are over using your chest and shoulders in bench press you do 100 reps of triceps with a lighter weight and when you do bench you will automatically use a lot triceps on the movement which is the true way to bench. The warm up is a good enough work out for most beginners. It just sounded similar to what you posted except yours is for time not reps.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, right on. I can see the advantage. I just hold the pose because it loosens up the body for ease of movement.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s glorified stretching. All the other buzzwords like stances, heat, chakras, mana, whatever, are just memes your druggie lot has invented.
      Not trying to talk down on yoga, it’s good for you. But chill with the momscience.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yoga is a philosophical discipline, dumbass. It has many practices related to it, but none of them are yoga on their own.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dont care about the lore, my fellow street shitter. I’m using the colloquial term yoga, the type of physical activity that hipsters and skinnyfat chicks in overly tight yoga pants do.

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whomst?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stretching makes you weaker if you do it right before lifting. Otherwise you're fine.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is LULZ losing half of posts? Just wrote a whole essay about how modern yoga is just women prepping their bodies to endure getting fucked and Tai Chi is the Chad choice, and it totally disappeared upon hitting post.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a minute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz your post was gay and nobody was gonna read it anyway
      Next time you type a dissertation copy it to your clipboard before posting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you try to post a picture with it? I've had it eat endless pic posts, but allow me to post text.

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    • 1 week ago
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      Fix it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Can you turn the gif like 40 degrees anti-clockwise?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no

  11. 1 week ago
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    Her booba and vag pics aren't very good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce
      Pls

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I came here for 3 things: camel toe, pokey nipples, and to pick up some new deep stretches for rest days.
    So far I'm 0/3, terrible thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This man knows what yoga is about.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My wife invited me to go to yoga with her and I've only received two benefits from it but they've made it worthwhile: some fit 20-something's feet in my face every week, and mogging everyone around me in flexibility.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is unironically great. I did it for only a week and felt amazing. I should start it up again

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