> Anon, care to explain this 10 year gap in your work history? Posted on May 22, 2023 by Anonymous What do you say?
I can't believe I sat through the whole thing.
>average female bimmer operator
Self employed at only fans.
Self employed freelancer
I have mild disability affecting my muscle strength and balance and there were not a lot of jobs in my area that I could do
"I took care of a sick relative, and during that difficult time, I started a consulting business. I brought the business from $0 to six figures in annual income with dozens of customers."
I be strait hustlin
I didn’t have a job because I didn’t want one
I was in a coma
I was playing hentai games and jerking off to shemales
I made a fake company site once for that. the email contact went to me and the phone contact went to a friend that was in on it. Too bad i don't have it anymore. I am sure many people would like to pay 20$ to work at a fake company for their resume
I was busy hating israelites and commiting antisemitic attacks.
I refuse to be interviewed by a female, as outlined in the Bibble. Deus Volt.
>I worked abroad
>Ok, can you show us your language skills
>I worked in China, Indonesia, Egypt, Japan and Australia. No
>I was busy protesting for blm and womens rights in my local area.
I was busy hosting a podcast on the TRS network.
My banks says I have a nig credit gap for all the years Ive been with them with perfect credit!
My credit reports are spotless... I want them to explain why they keep telling me I have a gap while listing my history with them during the cap with paid off car loans, early in full, awesome credit card record... their bankers read my history and year and excellent report, one by one then tell me it's a gap, but after they read the history in the system!
Apperently I dont exist prior to 2018, even though they can read a list of a decade worth of transactions and excellent record one by one, somehow!
That sir shocked me!
I had to get three different branches, three different advisors to read the history, and then tell me it dosent exist, it's a gap!
But it also lists on my credit reports.
Revolving doos still open, kn good standing, used all the time, again open prior to 2018, way way prior, but apperently there is no credit, its a gap, but it's listed! lol
Car to explain that, lol!
Am I living in an alternate universe!
I have the most Boring life on Earth.
With the most interesting shit Ever!
Others make is eventful with drama which mostly I never even realize it exists.
I have a history of mental illness thats why. If you dont give me the job I sue you for discrimination.
Cashed out crypto gains and took a vacation in Afrika, doing drugs, hunting naggers and fucking whores.
I've documented some good kills and fucks in my CV, in case you want to see them.
Oh my bad, I made an error in my CV. I was actually working at Deez during that whole time.
The pandemic really took a toll on me.
I was sleepy.
I was finding myself and vibing you know
Why does it matter? Im working now
tell you what
How about you suck my cock and hire and give me a raise all at once
let me sniff and lick your stinky nagger ass
You know the world is Full of retards that can read log records with their own eyes, then run something and a computer tells them it dosent exist there is a gap, and they insist there is a gap but just read info proving there is no gap, and are shocked and say this never happend before, this ie impositionble and freeze not knowing whwt to do or how to fix it just scaling it up and it returns as a credit history gap, lol, even though the list accessible in their system proves there is No Gap!
These retards panic, and revert to, system is saying it's a gap, its a gap, why is there a gap, did you not need credit, and I tell them see Ive got creti, read your longs, see there is not gap!
Idiots are like robots.
I wont be shocked if my employment record disappears and I get a gap there too, at least an inexplicable partial gwl but with CRA records clearly proving there is no gap the amount of years claimed.
Fascinating retarded World.
Sometimes I wonder, is it me that's retarded, or a hoard of experts, if it was me vs one expert, OK, but three four... makes me wonder!
I rather it be me that's retarded, but by the looks of it they are even more retarded then me so the world is fucking doomed.
Unfortunately, I can't dicuss that due to a non disclosure agreement I signed with the organization I was working for.
I was fucking your mom and it was hard to pull out. Sorry.
Finding myself in India.
Tell them you were raising your black girlfriends kids. That’ll score more chud points and you’ll be hired because they know you can be mistreated and will do nothing in return.
Has anyone ever actually heard of a job that cares about this? I only ever hear it online presented like this, some sort of interview fear porn quote. I haven't worked in 3 years so it would be interesting to actually answer this when I get a job again. I sued my last employer over religious discrimination and won.
You were fired because of your beliefs?
Yes, they probably thought I was on meth because I was pulling green chain despite not eating for several weeks during Lent.
Big corporations will ask you about it most of the time. i failed every interview when they asked about it because I basically told them to fuck off in polite terms.
imo if you're a "perfect fit" for the position they'll overlook things like that but if you're borderline they'll use it as an excuse to deny you
No one asks this in interviews, because anyone with any sort of employment gap has their papers tossed into the shredder immediately.
>I haven't worked in 3 years
>when I get a job again
I can't help it if I had a lot of money to blow while waiting for the world to become normal and maskless again. I don't see how this is something anyone would ever give a shit about, it's my life to live how I please.
Not only do employers care about it, but a lot of employers also only hire people who ALREADY HAVE A JOB. Meaning that if you want a new job, you can't just quit, chill for a few weeks and explore the job market. No, you have to search for the job and attend job interviews WHILE YOU ARE WORKING YOUR JOB.
I fucking hate the Christian boomer protestant work ethic. They think you must live to work and if you take a break, you must be a sinner.
I told one recruiter the truth (i made a shit ton off of bitcoin so I quit my job) and he was completely dumbfounded like he's never heard that before. Never heard from him again.
I don't think there's a correct answer because if you're out of work for 2 years or more then either you have some disability or drug problem or personality problem because (who wouldn't want to spend their entire life working for psychopaths)
so either way I'm never answering that question again, will probably just end the interview at that point if they ask it.
If it’s just a couple of years you could say you were caring for a dying father/mother… you will appear empathic and they may also feel pity.
“Now they’re dead I am just keen to GET BACK INTO THE OFFICE AND CRACK ON WITH SOME WORK”
the boomer’s next question will be ‘when can you start’
I made up some shit that I was self-employed and they bought it. My 3d modeling hobby allowed me to throw out some jargon about I was was "working as a contractor rigging and compiling models for the source engine but I'm looking for more stable work now". They were impressed by my techo-babble and I got the job. Really I was just neeting it up on my savings.
Based, god speed anon. Best of luck. What did you actually do with source tho?
Made g-mod models for fun. Still do.
If rejected, I superglue every lock in building on my way out, did that couple of times, fun times
israelites, their hebraic control matrix prevented me not only from getting a job- but also getting pussy