Americans literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich

Americans literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pepe needs to shave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's growing it out, be patient

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blacks literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich

    Ftfy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White americans shoot each other over old mattresses and snow shoveling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they do it in significantly smaller numbers than blacks shoot eachother over mayonnaise on a sandwich.

        Now go back to getting your bank account frozen for protesting. I bet soon you'll wish you had guns too when the time comes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the cia shouldn't have trafficked hundreds of thousands of tons of cocaine into black neighborhoods

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ~~*israelites*~~ shouldn’t be pushing this rap bullshit either. It sounds like garbage

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme

              >~~*israelites*~~
              ~~*circumambulation*~~
              ~~*cartouches*~~

              http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/circumambulation.htm

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe naggers should have invented their own system of writing or built houses more complex than mudhuts? Or maybe even been born with iqs higher than 80?

            For how long will you blame everything on whitey?

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            >maybe the cia
            Freemasonry?

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            I've asked the CIA Freemasonry/israelites/Mormons to sell their drugs to blacks and make black trannies and shit over in Africa. They say it's all about the Benjamins. We wuz Kangs and Sheeeiit. I say it would be way easier in Africa with all of them right there already.
            Still no response.

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme

              I really sent the CIA a letter about this. No bullshit.
              It started like this:

              Dear israelites, Scientologists, Freemasons, Rosicrucians and Mormons, regarding your pet naggers, wouldn't it be easier and more profitable to just...yada yada yada...try selling that shit and fucking trannies in Africa.

              Sinerely Yours,
              Adherent yada yada.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cheked and based

            what is an American?

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme

              Secret Egyptian man
              Like 007

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            all those 2's

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That literally never happened. It’s the black people version of Q Anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whao checked

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice numeral leaf, yeah the cia should be fucking nuked into obvlibion for what they did/are doing to my country

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme

              It's my Egyptian bro, Pedro.
              Freemasons created the CIA, to try to steal our unique Egyptian culture. It's packed with israelites and Mormons and Freemasons of course. I asked them to go do that shit in Africa. Not sure why they have to do literally all this shit here and nowhere else.

            • 2 months ago
              Adherent of the Repeating Meme

              In the end there can be only one.
              You and me Pedro. In this shit together ese.
              It wasn't the Jesuits.

              https://wikispooks.com/wiki/2001_Mexican_legislative_assembly_attack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canadians are known for shooting each other over parking spaces

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's an enormous impact to our society.
        Pretty sure we've been holding at 3 for the last couple of years, but with the recent Supreme Court ruling, you can expect those deaths to at least double.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One day it's a mattress, the next your government is confiscating cans of diesel.
        You'll notice I said YOUR.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blacks literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich
      because american "whites" are too cowardly?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not bestial and savage enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White americans shoot each other over old mattresses and snow shoveling

      >goyim shoot each other over dumb shit

      Ftfy

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Nobody shoots israelites?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t, maybe they were the puppet masters but it was Gods will and our people have willingly went along with all this satanic shit, they had a choice and they can’t just blame the israelites for everything. Many of us stood by God so they chose their path.

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            >Gods will and our people have willingly went along
            Worldwide. Not just America.
            Also I'm not sure about the went along. Right up until Covid and Epstein it was possible to larp that these mystery fags really cared about le greater good.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea for sure, what I mean is there are good guys out there but the current system definitely has corruption and evil throughout. The Zionists have sleepers everywhere within though and ultimately this is a huge police sting style of law enforcement.

              Sure the Freemasons and Israel may be pushing evil now but don’t get it twisted, they aren’t on their side.
              The day that God says enough is enough you will watch them flip the script. They are open about the fact that Israel intends to enforce very strict religious law worldwide. They are just letting these people make an ass out of themselves, for now.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                >They are just letting these people make an ass out of themselves, for now.
                >for now
                >for now
                >for now
                It keeps echoing in my skull.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                https://archive.org/details/fundamentallaws00ordegoog/page/n16/mode/2up

                >Under the authority of the Rose Cross Order founded in America in 1858 prominent delegates of the Order were gathered in the most remarkable conclave held during the last 5000 years, the publication of whose records now opens to the world, the connection of Egypt in her ages of true religion, power and glory, with the Mystic Seal of the United States, whose Heraldric symbolism declaring the mighty destiny of America, has, until now only been known to a limited number.
                At "Beverly Hall" in the beautiful Tohickon valley about four miles from the town of Quakertown, men and women of all ranks of life, and from all parts of the world, high Masons, and members of the Eastern Star, physicians, teachers, authors, and members of all denominations inclusive of the Hebrew, all these assembled at the call of the Grand Master of the Rose Cross Order for the sixty-eighth Convocation.

                >In the time of Solomon as in the time of the Egyptian Priesthood, no ceremony was ever held, unless tlie circle of Solomon, commonly called the Sacred Seal of Solomon, had been previously prepared, but since the fall of Eg}'pt and of the Temple of Solomon, this seal has been practically unknown, except to a limited number of students of ancient religions and mysteries.

                >During the first week in June, in the grove especially pre- pared for the dramatization of the Ancient Mysteries of Osiris, the Seal of Solomon, often called the Magic Circle, was especially built, and on June 11 the dedication of the Magic Circle took place in the presence of the delegates of the Rose Cross Order, some of whom were natives of Germany, England and Russia. Ihis was in accordance with the system as practiced by tlie ancient Priests of Eg)'pt and the Sanhedrin of the Temple of Solomon.

                >Egypt's glory and Solomon's Temple, has been the Day star of every great American Statesman from Washington to Abraham Lincoln.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                Do you enjoy our Egyptian culture?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pepe needs to shave.

      https://i.imgur.com/kNHVK7x.jpg

      Americans literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich

      alioli >>>>>>>>>>>>> mayo

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Do you enjoy our Egyptian culture?
        Have you ever been to Cancun?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the lore surrounding ancient Egypt and the pyramids are fascinating. I don’t know much about modern Egypt.

          >They are just letting these people make an ass out of themselves, for now.
          >for now
          >for now
          >for now
          It keeps echoing in my skull.

          It’s coming, I think God knows everyone is ready. I have a feeling he’s not going to allow this to go on much longer. If I had to make a guess by Yom Kippur we will go from chaos—-> order

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            >If I had to make a guess by Yom Kippur we will go from chaos—-> order
            no.

            There can be no health in us, nor any good thing grow,
            for the land is one with the Dragon Reborn, and he is one with the land.
            Soul of fire, heart of stone, in pride he conquers, forcing the proud to yield.
            He calls upon the mountains to kneel, and the seas to give way, and the very skies to bow.
            Pray that the heart of stone remembers tears, and the soul of fire, love.
            And it shall come to pass, in the days when the Dark Hunt rides,
            when the right hand falters and the left hand strays,
            that mankind shall come to the Crossroads of Twilight,
            and all that is, all that was,
            and all that will be shall balance on the point of a sword,
            while the winds of the Shadow grow.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t understand if there’s some deeper esoteric meaning I am missing or if you just sent full schizo on me. Or both.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                >both.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                The north shall he tie to the east, and the west shall be bound to the south.
                Twice dawns the day when his blood is shed.
                Once for mourning, once for birth.
                Red on black, the Dragon’s blood stains the rock of Shayol Ghul.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beautiful song

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                The Spirit drove Jesus out into the desert, and he remained in the desert for forty days, tempted by Satan. He was among wild beasts, and the angels ministered to him.

                >flag
                >opinion discarded

                Kys Dirty fucking pleb

                ikr? He's not even Egyptian.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them.

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                You can't kill a motherfucker over a pork chop to this but, meh.
                >both

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                More Egyptian Music:

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme

                Choose the B'aal...

              • 2 months ago
                Adherent of the Repeating Meme
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                open your mouth baby here I come

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Cancunians are descended from ancient egyptians. But not the Spanish part.

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Why did you conquer my Egyptian bros like that and make them them speak Spanish? Not cool dude. You should check your semi-white privi, sir.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, bro, you don't get to do that. For every other country you guys take the worst example as representative, while dodging it for your own.

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Egyptian lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of Brazilian sheep. If you were Mexican I might care about your opinion.

        open your mouth baby here I come

        This was pretty gay. Everything you've posted has been extremely gay. Very unillumined.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO what a retarded cope

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            he doesn't know.

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's the matter? you don't like american music?

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            Was it the Jesuits?

          • 2 months ago
            Adherent of the Repeating Meme

            >american
            egyptian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t start that shit up

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRAKKAS LIV TO SERF AND IF TEY AINT FINNA DO IT RITE TBEG GET MY GLOCK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians fuck their own pets so much that they decided to make it legal

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'VE GOT naggerS HERE TOO LEAF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S OUR WORD, LEAF!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SORRY BURGERBRO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone forgetting the "the" in "the hospital"?
      I thought I was having a stroke watching this.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised they get upset about too much mayonnaise in the first place.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians literally don't do anything because they cannot. Freedom is dangerous you fucking effete cocksucker.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We kill over chicken, too

    Don't fuck with us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya, didn't your naggers open fire when a Popeye's ran out of fried chicken?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    naggers don't eat mayo

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and knowing this you still antagonize us, kek, retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans are the world's clowns, it's too funny watching you kill each other I wouldn't want to put a stop to it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like watching a trainwreck: You can't just look away.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mayonnaise
    The truth is black men love mayonnaise. Just in the other end.
    It's science.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >using mayonnaise and not miracle whip
    ishygddt

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying there's such a thing as too much mayo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking shitty plumbing job

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich
    Quite right. If someone makes you a sandwich without enough mayo on it at least you can say "hey! where is the mayo you stupid bitch?" and she can put some more on. If someone makes you a sandwich and there's too much mayo on it, what can you do? It's ruined. And whoever made it can't be trusted to make another one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was at McDonald's waiting in line and there was a woman taking to long so I just said "move bitch" it took 10 minutes to order. Stupid fucks. they gave me a McChicken without my sauce today. I said "where the fuck is my sauce" and threw the sandwich at the wall. When they made me another one I said thanks.

      I went to the bathroom and pissed on the floor and went to sit down. Some kids were playing around so I said "FUCK YOU stupid ass whore bitch cant keep your legs spread" and I ate my sandwich. I went outside and punched a homeless man and called him a "fucking fag deserving death." I love being an American.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're never going to get 'three-for-free' with that attitude, pal.

        • 2 months ago
          Adherent of the Repeating Meme
  15. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    and porkchops
    especially porkchops
    do a search on pork chop related deaths

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      Guns don't kill people. Pork chops kill people.
      Daily reminder we don't need a gun to kill you over a pork chop.

      But le America is le bazed New Babylon. Why the hate?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subway is charging you $12 for a shitty sandwich. It better be fucking right.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    naggers aren't American

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They bitch about 15/hour and then give me mayo when I specifically asked for no mayo. Literally deserved death sentence.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinks love to you the Canadian flag, they also love starving to death

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      >everything is plebbit or /misc/
      how to spot a shill

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What type on mayonnaise was it though?

  22. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    Do you regret this thread yet, masons?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. What's the fucking problem leaf?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rightfully so.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally can't put too much mayo on something. They should be shot for not putting on enough.

  26. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    >Everything is bad except for judeomasonry thread number 5 zillion
    I thought there could only be one related thread on the board at a time?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be canadian
    >wake up for morning shift after working close shift
    >realize it's a privilege to work a minimum wage job
    >do a covid test in the bathroom while i decide if it's worth brushing my teeth or just wear a mask
    >listening to CBC while I get ready
    >need to make sure I'm up to date with appropriate flags and gender on my tiktok profile
    >hear news about another systemic abuse in the USA
    >struggle with my ego when I hear that there's a social problem I can't be a part of
    >leave my small basement apartment while my roommate collects government handouts for free
    >realize I will never own or inherit a house
    >not stressed, as I have no practical skills to maintain a house
    >also natives didn't own land, so why should i, i don't want to be rude, this is their land after all
    >take bus to work
    >give up my seat for nose-picking booger-eating somalian family
    >apologize, but feel guilty because I don't really mean it
    >need coffee before shift starts
    >struggle through translating the punjabi wagie as I order timmies
    >get double double
    >get to job finally
    >pray 5 times to the rainbow flag
    >don my rainbow uniform, it's June afterall
    >help poc customers sort out problems a google search could resolve
    >don't make solving the problem look too easy, as that might make them self conscious
    >also avoid eye contact, as that's a micro aggression
    >paycheck is finally here
    >tell the ladies in HR they are doing a useful job as they hand me a cheque after fucking up my direct deposit
    >have to compliment Trudeau before I'm allowed to deposit my money
    >most of my money goes to funding ukraine, boomer healthcare, or trudeaus offshore account instead of fixing roads
    >remember I'm a globally conscious-pilled citizen who takes the bus
    >at least the money isn't going to cops
    >decide between rent or luxury peanut butter for the rest of my budget
    >oops, spend most of my money on weed
    >hear news that someone was shot in america
    >thank god I'm not american

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      nobody but other propagandists are going to read this.

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      America was Egypt nagger.
      Mexico too. Wtf are you? Gay ass leaf on the Kabbala Tree of Life.

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme
    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaru_(mythology)

      https://www.britannica.com/topic/ka-Egyptian-religion

      Suck it bitch!!
      Suck my big fat white egyptian cockus maximus

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans

    naggers. naggers literally shoot each other over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich.

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      Welcome to the Game of Tyrones, bitch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://user-generated-content_canada-is-trash.funnyjunk.com/movies/Borderlands+3_f1c27c_6747635.mp4

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      This is a dirty sirty lie. I literally grew up with the men who would kill you over way less. Did kill over way less. Not maybe or perchance I'll have a go. They did it.

  29. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    https://archive.org/details/fundamentallaws00ordegoog/page/n16/mode/2up

    >When Atlantis ruled the world, that which is now America was connected with Egypt by what is now Mexico, and in Mexico, in the territory of Yucatan, there is a Pyramid in which the Fire Philosophers worshipped God as Divine Fire and Life in like manner as did the Initiates of Egypt, for the two were then one.
    >America is not complete, and will not be complete, cannot be complete, until Mexico is again part of America as she was in the long ago, and when Mexico is once again a part of the United States, then will the cap-stone have been set on the Pyramid and the reverse side of the United States seal will be cut.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have standards.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much mayo is a violation of the NAP.

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme
      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Giggle. That's the wrong soundtrack for that symbol.

  32. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme
  33. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    “It must be the Mako energy.
    This mountain is especially abundant in it.
    That's why the Mako Reactor was built here.”

    ...

    Sephiroth
    “A Mako fountain.
    It's a miracle of nature.”

    Sephiroth
    “Materia.
    When you condense Mako energy,
    Materia is produced.”
    “It's very rare to see Materia
    in its natural state.”

    Sephiroth
    “You were in SOLDIER and
    didn't even know that?”

    Sephiroth
    “……The knowledge and wisdom of the Ancients
    is held in the Materia.”

    Sephiroth
    “Anyone with this knowledge can freely
    use the powers of the land and the Planet.
    That knowledge interacts between
    ourselves and the Planet
    calling up magic……or so they say.”

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      Sephiroth
      “Ha, ha, ha !”

      Sephiroth
      “A man once told me never to use unscientific
      terms like 'mysterious power'!
      It shouldn't even be called 'magic'!”
      “I still remember how angry he was.”

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        Sephiroth
        “So you opened the door.
        Well done.”

        Sephiroth
        “A lost treasure house of knowledge.
        The wisdom of the Ancients…….”

        Sephiroth
        “I am becoming one with the Planet.”

        Sephiroth
        “You stupid fools.
        You have never even thought about it.”

        Sephiroth
        “All the spirit energy of this Planet.
        All its wisdom……knowledge……”

        “I will meld with it all.
        I will become one with it……
        it will become one with me.”

        Sephiroth
        “The way……lies here.”

  34. 2 months ago
    Adherent of the Repeating Meme

    Sephiroth
    “Only death awaits you all.
    But do not fear.”
    “For it is through death that
    a new spirit energy is born.
    Soon, you will live again as a part of me.”

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you have too many stressors constantly pushed on the populace you're going to get a lot of outbursts

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      I see.
      I don't think you have the right to participate.
      I will go North past Mt. Nibel.
      If you wish to know, then follow.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and that's a good thing.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shutup, leaf
    Cleanup your own mess

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that not reasonable?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wesley Hardin shot an annoying homosexual for snoring too loudly on a train. Stop being a pussy.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flag
    >opinion discarded

    Kys Dirty fucking pleb

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    naggers are neither American or humans for that matter. In fact their limited cranial capacity makes it even harder to classify them as something higher than an amoeba.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Koko the gorilla shown to have higher IQ and greater understanding of empathy than your average nagger?

      • 2 months ago
        Adherent of the Repeating Meme

        >Koko the gorilla
        was a feminist freemason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Koko had IQ between 70-90. IQ of the congo is 76. IQ of Beetlejuice is estimated around 60. IQ of american nagger has to be in the 65-75

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he had a friend that said "no bro don't do it!"
      even when I was 15 I would have stopped this shit I don't care if I was robbed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had a friend who did something like that, but he was trying to kill himself
      he's got a crazy lookin glasgow smile now

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a silly reason. I could only see shooting someone over not enough mayo

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking cocksuckers tried me with that shitty fake mayo Miracle Whip or whatever
    HELLMANS MASTER RACE CHECKING IN
    I won't stand for it.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians literally trample people with horses over too much honking

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are subhumans, and they can just cope and seethe about it, while their children are being groomed.

    • 2 months ago
      Adherent of the Repeating Meme

      You're just mad that you're not Egyptian and destined to rule the world. Like Mexico. You'll be Mexico soon.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always found it amusing when non-americans seethe about americans having an opinion on their politics, meanwhile half of all posters on american politics threads are non-americans.

    Pack of think-skinned sour grapes bitches, turdies are

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