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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    Pic is an all star athlete and an Amerifriend national hero.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a racist and druggie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I love baseball now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just like me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My kind of rightfielder

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one can be fat and still make eight figures as a professional athelete
    I love this country.
    Don't forget to watch the World Baseball Classic qualifiers in Regensburg. Team Germany plays the winner of today's Team Great Britain vs Team France game tomorrow.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Born to early to travel the stars.
    >Born to late to be an illiterate baseball legend who gets banned from the Hall Of Fame for a gambling scandal
    Life’s rough, boys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baseball caps used to be very sovlful I see, why are they so retarded now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have to make the cap ridged so their brand is always noticeable.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "athletes"
    that fat fuck just stands there for 3 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pitchers who throw ~90 pitches at ~88-95 miles per hour in a 3.5 square foot area that's 60.5 feet away aren't atheletes, says Matt as he reaches for another handful of cheetos as he adds another thread to his thread watcher that already transcends the vertical length of his monitor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do Americans think that the inclusion of numbers makes an argument weightier? I see it all the time. As if that fat fuck in OP simply has to be an athlete, because square footage, because distance.

        If the lad can't go for a jog without needing a burrito for sustenance he's not an athlete pal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A fat fuck defensive tackle that can run over normal human beings is an athlete just as much as a fat fuck relief pitcher that can make professional batters swing and miss with a 101 mph fastball is
          Being the best in the world at training your body to compete against your opponents is athletic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no. You're confusing athletics with sports. Baseball is a sport, not an athletic discipline. 100m sprint is an athletic discipline, as is discus and hammer throw. A big chunky cunt who trains throwing the hammer might indeed be fat as fuck, but they are an athlete because they partake in athletics.

            Fat cunt baseball throwers or gridiron colliders are just sportsmen. That's not an insult though, just the way it is. It also means if they weren't fat cunts then they still would only be sportsmen, unless they moved from sports to athletics, so don't worry about it big guy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ath·lete
              /ˈaTH(ə)ˌlēt/
              noun

              1.
              a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise:
              "he had the broad-shouldered build of a natural athlete"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why do Americans think that the inclusion of facts makes an argument weightier?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao you really have missed the point there, haven't you?

            Let me make it easier for you to understand. It is indeed a fact that the pitcher in baseball stands in a 3.5 square foot area. But that has NO RELEVANCE to the matter at hand. Furthermore, you only think it does have relevance because you have been trained to not know what things are.

            For example, you have confused an irrelevant fact with something of import. And the reason for that is because you can phrase this irrelevant fact in a number form, and your corn syrup addled brain has told you that makes it mean something, thanks to a lifetime of sportscenter and corn syrup

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based englishman stomping on my fat amerilard countryman. cc sebathia is by no means an "athlete"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cringe self-loathing retard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It is indeed a fact that the pitcher in baseball stands in a 3.5 square foot area
              That's referring to the approximate area of where a pitcher has to throw to in order for a pitch to potentially be effective. It must be pretty embarrassing to make a post making fun of someone for missing the point when you were the one who actually missed the point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post weight fatty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Numbers are facts!" - said only the statistician trying to swindle money from whoever would listen.
            This country is completely numerically illiterate, which is why so many people - especially the least numerically literate, like sports fans in general - are obsessed with attaching a stat to everything. It is not because they are attempting to back up their claims with "facts", but because their complete misunderstanding and inability to interpret numerical or mathematical information allows it to act as a form of magic, creating an illusion of authority to anything they are cast upon.
            Literally and sincerely, to most Americans mathematics is that science which is sufficiently advanced as to be inseparable from magic.

            t. an actual mathematician

            As example: it is not anymore athletic for a fatass to stand in one spot throwing balls quickly and accurate for several hours than it is for a skinny-fat skele-asian kid to sit on a computer clicking heads with 95% accuracy in an FPS for 20 hours a day, this is not what athleticism means, you are confusing hand-eye coordination with being athletic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. actual retard
              it takes strength to throw a ball like that you nonce. it's not just about coordination

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that man can throw a 1,3 lbs ball at 147 yards with a speed of 47 feet by american seconds pardner

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CC was a very good pitcher. OP is a fag as always

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The weight is legitimately good for throwing heat.
    CC is athletic, this is him after he retired and didn't need to keep on weight lol.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honest question, with all of that weight in the center of your body, does it help generate extra torque in your throw? Like how a heavier car will be faster on a downslope. Is it a tactical advantage to be obese in this case?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it might just be roid gut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not as helpful as being 6'6'', but mass in the gut would also indicate that you've got mass in the arm, which he uses to fashion a missile launcher.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mets have this awful luck of finding fat fucks who become fan favorites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They identify with them

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is an tosser a athlete?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go watch videos like this. its incredible how some pitchers can work their mechanics with their bodies

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute state of amerifats

    grim

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mexican athletes

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah this is a pitchers thread now. OP is based for making a non-soccer thread

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