Ameribros, how come European coaches are so?


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Ameribros, how come European coaches are so LULZ and our coaches dress like toddlers?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t Europeans attain peak coach?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make nice clothing in XXXXL or whatever the normal amerifat size is.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s a football game, not Paris fashion week. Stop being gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is why, Americans think dressing well and not being obese are “gay” (but at the same time the NFL is gay)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fat people look like shit no matter how they dress

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    American coaches in football, basketball, whatever are focused on coaching. Soccer managers just stand there for 90 minutes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >focused on coaching
      That fatso has like 30 assistants. All he does is eat while some underpaid intern does the heavy lifting in hopes he can one day become head coach and get fat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      'Coaches' in american sports are almost irrelevant, especially basketball.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is this just meant to show how stupid the other post was as well?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i thought in American football it was the most important person in the team

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe BritBongs don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about when it comes to football?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You mean handegg?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        coaches only matter in the NFL, everywhere else coaches are basically just there to give pep talks and keep the players healthy & happy
        sure, tactics matter sometimes but not often. subs are basically the only thing, which is why fergie is the GOAT coach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      true lmao. what do soccer coaches do besides make substitutions??
      they do fucking NOTHING lmao

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You’re really concerned about the fashion of coaches aren’t you?
    Are you more concerned about monkeypox, AIDS, or fashion?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you have to be fat and dress like shit in america, otherwise people will start thinking you're a fag

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t European coaches kick flip or feeble grind?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are america coaches ex players?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Many are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reid played

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IKR?
    Any time I watch an American sport I can’t even enjoy it because the coaches aren’t attractive enough.
    They’re on TV. Don’t they realize that’s a bad look for the team?
    They should at least have to lose weight and dress well as part of their contract.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      10/10
      I can hear the lisp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sharp object + wrists.
      Go.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they cared

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lot of missed revenues because of chic primadonnas in soccer. Could be selling lots of nice team polos if the managers would wear them during the game.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did the fat american coaches look fit like Brady when they were young and footballers themselves?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i think a lot of them were linemen, so no. That is the case for some of them, like doug pederson

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because European coaches know the whole planet is watching football so they have to dress well. Burger coaches know only burgers watch their reality tv events so they dress like if they are at home

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/ian-dowie.html?sortBy=relevant

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arteta's look is 10 years ago, Andy Reid is a fat man who dresses like he likes a good food challenge

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It must be demoralizing being coached by a fat fu-
    >remembers that the average Concussionkneel player looks like this
    Nevermind

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Their contract stipulates that they should only wear NFL licensed team gear afaik

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Europeans are, for better or worse, more concerned with being neat and stylish (I think). Also I have never seen outright fatty on the touchline in a football match, I don’t think the players would respect their coach if he was outright obese. Not to say there aren’t chubby managers in footie, but nothing like OP

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reid has the body of a substitute teacher, I respect it

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Not dressing the same as the men you go through thick and thin with
    ngmi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Full kit wanker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fax

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      soul.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They used to be able to wear what they want in the NFL, but now they are forced to be walking advertisements. It is not up to them what they wear, so don't blame them.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lmao. they wear tracksuits and chew cigarette butts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and are fat too apparently.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care so much about how other men dress you fag

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they are forced
    Land of the free

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    left
    >5'9" king of manlet with 0 (ZERO) trophies
    right
    >6'3" chad with multiple trophies from multiple teams

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe Pep Guardiola is paid TWICE as much as Bill Belichick lmao. Sean Payton will at least set the market straight soon enough.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soccer coaches have the AIDS from africa

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    to be honest, arteta doesn't dress so well. that's fine but he's not half as LULZ as pep.
    left is 6/10 or maybe 7/10 in european way while right is some sort of perfection in american way, doesn't give a fuck at all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pep and Arteta dress pretty much the same. For me, it’s Xabi

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you're watching the wrong sport

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ridiculous, Imagine wearing a suit in an Ice Rink kek
      >Ice slipping is serious guys watch me in my big boy suit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine wearing a suit in an Ice Rink
        imagine not wearing one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks terrible

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