Am I the biggest you've had?

How do you respond to this when the answer is no lol
I think I just made my bf really fricking sad

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd rather not talk about sexual experiences from past relationships like that, it kinda ruins the mood babe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that still implies no lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tough shit, Black person asked, but don't straight up say so

  2. 1 year ago
    Amel

    This is just an L from the boyfriend tbh. Never ask questions about someone’s past sexual partners unless you’re ready to get an unflattering answer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vGk0MEA.jpg

      How do you respond to this when the answer is no lol
      I think I just made my bf really fricking sad

      This thread has the same vibes from that other thread lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is how i thought abt it like. Im not gonna lie I tried that in the past and this lil dude never stfu about it.

      [...]
      This thread has the same vibes from that other thread lmao

      What thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What thread
        The one where someone's gf asked about their partners past and got called second place or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well it wasnt me but thats basically what happened

          >"Uhhh no my last bf was 8 inches and as thick as my wrist"
          >looks defeated
          >obviously upset

          Why ask stupid questions unless you've got a massive wiener...

          His is pretty big just my ex before him was 9" which is pretty hard to beat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yah Well he'll cheer up then. If it's big they already have an ego lol.

            I need another big dicked bf @_@ to cheer me up...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I always prepare myself for the worst, and if she says she's had bigger I basically abuse and rape her during the sex after to make up for it lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is based i wish my bf was more like you he just cried

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that's a really good attitude anon. Good for you tiger! Btw can I ask you ask you question... ^_^

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had a girlfriend ask me how many women i had been with. I just said its better to not talk about that stuff and i dont want to ask her either cause it tends to ruin things and you dont wanna know. that was good enough for her and she let it go.

    nerds tend to think a big penis means everything, obviously not if the guy is your ex.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i had a girlfriend ask me how many women i had been with. I just said its better to not talk about that stuff and i dont want to ask her either cause it tends to ruin things and you dont wanna know. that was good enough for her and she let it go.
      Yeah I think this is the best way to go.

  4. 1 year ago
    spot

    you give an implied no whether you answer it or avoid answering it. he fricked up lol

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Uhhh no my last bf was 8 inches and as thick as my wrist"
    >looks defeated
    >obviously upset

    Why ask stupid questions unless you've got a massive wiener...

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his fault for asking
    play stupid games win stupid prizes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well he just asked a "woman question". The kind of question that is fueled by hope and insecurity and no answer will be satisfying other than an overly emotive sincere response. Rookie mistake.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He shouldn't've asked it in the first place. Red flag of insecurity

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just lie, it'll feed his stupid ego and you dont have to put any effort into the facade

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who has it, knows it.
    I get a bit annoyed on the rare occasion I have to bale on penetration and go back to foreplay.
    I'm not even that big.

    >t. 6.2" long, 1.9"dia (5.9"circ.)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >big
      >6.2
      >thin
      LOL
      my current bf is 7.5 and my ex was 9 no dick under 7 has ever made me cum

      Oh yah Well he'll cheer up then. If it's big they already have an ego lol.

      I need another big dicked bf @_@ to cheer me up...

      Yeah I still tell hum its big when we frick cuz it is

      Just lie, it'll feed his stupid ego and you dont have to put any effort into the facade

      Yeah but one time I told my ex who was barely 6 and then he never stfu about it, hed always say shit like "yeah you love this big dick", "its so deep babe", "did you cum?" And I had to try not to roll my eyes every time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no dick under 7 has ever made me cum
        not any of those anons, but i don't see what length has to do with milking your prostate. are you just moronic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't claim to be huge. And my girth can be challenging to people who aren't size queens.

        >my current bf is 7.5
        >my ex was 9
        >no dick under 7 has ever made me cum
        >my ex who was barely 6
        If you're gonna start a whole thread to make these claims, might as well post their dicks for our amazement.

        >inb4 OP is a gigawhale who needs 4 inches of dick just to barely squeak past all the lard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >i didnt xlaim to be huge
          Thats fair u didnt
          This pic is me im not posting my bfs dick cuz he doesnt want me to and I broke up with my ex like 3 years ago I dont have pics of his dick saved

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Under the assumption of honesty on the internet, I'll admit, you cute.

            >not keeping an archive of dickpics
            I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Idk i just dont save them? Or take them rly, dick pics dont do much for me id rather just go ride him lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            aaaaaah you are so hot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            men fr will frick anything lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have never actually had sex and it shows lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was joking a bit but its true cuz ive never dated a guy under 7" lol

          men fr will frick anything lmao

          :c

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"ohhh... ahhh!! you know what babe... I think you might just be... unhh!!"
    it's literally that easy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any guy who asks this is already insecure about it so you should probably just lie

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don’t ask questions you dont want the answer too his fault really

  14. 1 year ago
    fellow repressed cuckold

    every girl Ive fricked has said Im the biggest she's been with

    so I take it as a comfortable lie
    besides I got a big dick so who cares
    >the real question is what kind of guy asks that?
    why would you care?
    Ive asked one time and that was about a specific guy I knew who said his dick was bigger than mine and she said I was bigger. and that was even years after slaying the girl. I ran into her and just had to know.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My current bf has a smaller dick than the previous one so I'm glad he hasn't asked but I'd probably say his fills my mouth nicely or idk I srsly hope he won't ask

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont have to fake often... only when I like want it to stop cuz it hurts or im in my head
      Dont get me wrong my bf is good at sex hes just not my biggest

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