Am I job ready?

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Am I job ready?
https://ryanwfile.github.io/

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    You are husband ready.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Improve your website a lil bit, innit. Not too convincing, innit.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    No, I don't think so

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    Hell fucking no.
    The website is horrendous
    The images are all warped stretched and poorly picked
    Your github pfp looks like god awful
    Your only notable """skills""" are html and JS and those are skills taught in primary schools

    I'm not going to lie to you by telling you that you're getting there.
    Seek work elsewhere.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of a primary school teaching JS. Are you from india perhaps?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you from india perhaps?
        No, my teacher taught me very simple js stuff to controll buttons on my first html page.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Did he also had you sit on his lap?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

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      >Does not use HTTPS

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why is this pinned? and why can't i unselect it?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It looks as if you intentionally took the cancer of 90s webpages and spliced it with cancer from modern webpages

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ryan is cute
    i hope he gets a job

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    Chad

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing you wouldnt find on stack overflow.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      explain

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldnt this be 95℅ shorter if he implemented some form of loop?
      >inb4 THIS IS LE ADVANCED 500 LINES OF CODE PROGRAM

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but the performance would be worse.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It would be almost inconsequential in terms of performance and be much less disgustingly retarded in terms of implementation

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      my fucking sides

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      enterprise ready

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the code is LE BAD so it's LE BASED!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Based and pajeet-pilled.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      9/10 of all enterprise projects I've worked on are like this. What's the issue?

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    firefox is broken, the image is selected but i didnt select it

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    looks ok but the background and the letters don't mix well. also update the year at the end. best of luck with your search!

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    This Sir does the needful

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    This is a joke right? As a masters student in CS, I'm always skeptical of the whole "CS craze" narrative within industry only to realize it's just an army of webshitters like yourself making garbage calculator implementations, and an aesthetic sensibility of someone teleported from 1985. It's all a bit sad really, I greatly underestimate the amount of stupid people on the planet.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >As a masters student in CS
      Tranny

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

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        >as a master student
        Should have read 3 books instead, whats up with the recent CS shilling? Did china send another trillion dollars to US unis to teach their material?

        webshitter copium. enjoy never being on the cutting edge of research and instead dealing with your 1000th framework that does the same thing HTML does

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >enjoy never being on the cutting edge of research
          I don't care. I'm in it for the money.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not an argument, keep on coping tranny

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >as a master student
      Should have read 3 books instead, whats up with the recent CS shilling? Did china send another trillion dollars to US unis to teach their material?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >an aesthetic sensibility of someone teleported from 1985
      that's the based part though
      I mean look at this: https://ryanwfile.github.io/carlintribute.html
      This is adorable and there need to be more sites like this again
      Fuck bootstrap homosexualry

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That site is literally using bootstrap you fucking mong

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not in love with the upfront honesty. I don’t want to hear about your lack of credentials first. I want to hear about the best stuff you’ve done.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    if your name was rajesh or aditya it would check out. wtf is this shit ryan! scrap it and do better :/

    at the very least I should be able to read the text without exerting some considerable effort

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Durgasoft tier website KEK

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 OP gets doxxed

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice website man, i would suggest working on a little more complex project that make use of something like a broker or message queue, don't just ham it in for no reason but think of a problem that would actually need one, at work after working with them just once i felt really power full and was able to think up lot of elegant solution to a lot of problems,
    you can use redis/rabitmq for performing recurring jobs in a queue manner and redis has a really interesting feature called pubsub which lets you publish message to a topic and any client which is listening to will receive that message but there is no buffer.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How can you look at this dudes website and conclude there’s even a point in trying? Dudes career is over before it even began.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Added to our hiring blacklist.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >blacklist
      It's called blocklist.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's denylist, you ape.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You can use both, the chuds rage either way.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >17 year old tranny has a portfolio like this https://github.com/kspalaiologos
    >dumb garden gnome on LULZ barely has anything worthwhile

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for triggering my impostor syndrome. At least im not a tranny, right?

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

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    the absolute legend - recruiters are ripping each others' throats out trying to get him in for an interview

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Made me respond.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    very good, sir

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