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>always keep your lights off and carry a lamp
keep the lamp off, carry the lights
that way you don't waste butane
>shit in a bucket
>plant potatoes in that bucket
kek
very much so kek
my sides
>demand that your company reduce your wages by 50% so they'll never be tempted to lay you off
Hit your wife over the head with the lamp and shit on her chest
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>instead of eating on plates, use cardboard boxes then throw them out to save on the water bill
Don't throw out your cardboard box plates, wait until mushrooms grow on them and use them as ingredients. Infinite food
God, I fucking hate boomers. COVID was supposed to kill these old fucks but instead they just raped the entire housing market.
Anon, the boomers will live forever.
They'll literally never die.
>COVID was supposed to kill these old fucks but instead they just raped the entire housing market.
I'm not yet counting that out.
However
>COVID was mostly powerless against boomers
>the vaxx was mostly powerless against boomers
>boomers living on happily while excess deaths are recorded all over the world in younger age brackets
JUST HOW!?!?!?!?!?!
Do nothing after the sun sets so you don't waste electricity on lights
Real sleepy nigga hours
>don't buy shoes calluses are free
>have sex with crazy homeless bag ladies instead of expensive hookers.
>eat the ducks
>dump savings into a Roth IRA
who takes this retard srsly?
these boomers want the younger generation to live like slaves
SHIT IN THE SINK
USE OLD NEWSPAPER INSTEAD OF TP
>burn your trash in the fireplace to save money on heating
>put your wife out on the street and have her turn tricks to help pay off your mortgage early. Same goes for a daughter or a feminine-looking son
>don’t spend money on diapers for your baby, just follow him/her around with a bucket
>have your children make their own toys out of wood and rocks
>feed your family game meat. Hunting and fishing licenses are cheap, grocery store meat is not
>kill the power at the breaker box every night at 9:00 pm. You and your kids shouldn’t be staying up later than that because you have school/work in the morning
I’ve got a million more of these.
>Always wash your penis with your sisters mouth
Bottle your sweat, evaporate it, and use the salt for seasoning your food