>always keep your lights off and carry a lamp


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>always keep your lights off and carry a lamp

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    keep the lamp off, carry the lights

    that way you don't waste butane

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shit in a bucket
    >plant potatoes in that bucket

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Don't throw out your cardboard box plates, wait until mushrooms grow on them and use them as ingredients. Infinite food

      very much so kek

      >demand that your company reduce your wages by 50% so they'll never be tempted to lay you off

      my sides

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >demand that your company reduce your wages by 50% so they'll never be tempted to lay you off

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hit your wife over the head with the lamp and shit on her chest

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >intelligentoldperson.png

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of eating on plates, use cardboard boxes then throw them out to save on the water bill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't throw out your cardboard box plates, wait until mushrooms grow on them and use them as ingredients. Infinite food

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God, I fucking hate boomers. COVID was supposed to kill these old fucks but instead they just raped the entire housing market.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the boomers will live forever.
      They'll literally never die.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >COVID was supposed to kill these old fucks but instead they just raped the entire housing market.
      I'm not yet counting that out.
      However
      >COVID was mostly powerless against boomers
      >the vaxx was mostly powerless against boomers
      >boomers living on happily while excess deaths are recorded all over the world in younger age brackets
      JUST HOW!?!?!?!?!?!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do nothing after the sun sets so you don't waste electricity on lights

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Real sleepy nigga hours

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >don't buy shoes calluses are free
    >have sex with crazy homeless bag ladies instead of expensive hookers.
    >eat the ducks
    >dump savings into a Roth IRA

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who takes this retard srsly?
    these boomers want the younger generation to live like slaves

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT IN THE SINK
    USE OLD NEWSPAPER INSTEAD OF TP

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >burn your trash in the fireplace to save money on heating
    >put your wife out on the street and have her turn tricks to help pay off your mortgage early. Same goes for a daughter or a feminine-looking son
    >don’t spend money on diapers for your baby, just follow him/her around with a bucket
    >have your children make their own toys out of wood and rocks
    >feed your family game meat. Hunting and fishing licenses are cheap, grocery store meat is not
    >kill the power at the breaker box every night at 9:00 pm. You and your kids shouldn’t be staying up later than that because you have school/work in the morning

    I’ve got a million more of these.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Always wash your penis with your sisters mouth

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bottle your sweat, evaporate it, and use the salt for seasoning your food

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