23 thoughts on “>Alpha males. >not a single one with long hair

  1. Anonymous says:

    not that you actually care because the only reason you post is to astroturf the board with gay nazi imagery, but short hair and clean shaven masculinity vs the long hair and beard masculinity is the eternal competition between order and individuality, establishment vs anti-establishment. the soldier aesthetic vs the warrior aesthetic if you will.

  2. Anonymous says:

    People crowded up in cities spread lice and must keep their hair short, same goes for anyone in a modern military.
    High-status, successful men tend to go for longer styles (think Gordon Gecko, Patrick Batemen, and variants on that theme), poor low-status men tend towards very short styles.

  3. Anonymous says:

    the stereotypical nazi haircut came from the idea that you keep the hair short on the sides for the military and longer on the top for yourself (because wearing a helmet conceals it)

      • Anonymous says:

        I usually get my hair cut 2 times a year and my usual haircut is coming up
        Should I just skip it? I thought the hairdresser would need to cut my hair into the right ‘foundation’ to grow long hair

        • Anonymous says:

          Nah they will just tell you to let it grow. I did this when I let mine grow really long, walked into a barber and asked them what kind of cut I should get so it looks good when it grows out. They told me its gonna look pretty much identical when it grows long no matter what cut you start with, and that getting it cut at all will just waste your time as you have to wait for it to grow again. The barber thinned my hair so it was more manageable and didn’t charge me anything. Great guy.

          • Anonymous says:

            usually the barber will soak your hair in hair thinner for half an hour or so
            make sure to ask for the gentle stuff if it’s your first time

          • Anonymous says:

            I’m the guy you’re responding to and no you don’t need any thinning or other procedures. I have extremely thick hair (and hopefully will never go bald) so be thinned it just to make it more comfortable and manageable for me. The thinning involves using a special paid of scissors that only cuts a fraction of the hairs between the blades. Just let it grow buddy there’s nothing special you have to do. It will look shit for a bit but you gotta power through if you want long hair. It’ll start looking good eventually.

        • Anonymous says:

          Just let it grow, don’t do anything weird, or you’ll damage it. When you get your normal haircut get the ends trimmed (to remove knots/split ends). Google how to care for long hair, but you basically want to avoid putting shit in it or shampooing it too much. You don’t need hair thinner unless you have really coarse hair. It’ll be a bit awkward and stick out until it grows out, just be patient.

    • Anonymous says:

      putting it in a ponytail makes it grow faster. various things you could apply to your scalp make it grow faster. if you don’t like the way your hair is behaving in the growing out stage you could try experimenting with pomade

  4. Anonymous says:

    >alpha males

    kinda sucks it’s been a few replies already and no one mentioned that fascism has failed every time it has been tried

  5. Anonymous says:

    hitler, he only had one ball
    göring, had two but really small
    himmler had something similar
    and poor goebels he had no balls at all!

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