alexander the manlet

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The shorter the man the better his tactics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      manlet cope.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    short tops are cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do bottoms like it when tops have cute aspects?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit, Philip's skeleton was almost 6 feet tall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alexander was known for being short but. If needed a table to reach the Persian Throne I remember right and someone mistook Haephaestion for Alexander due to being taller.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5'10
      >almost 6 feet
      on his tippy toes maybe, kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Alexander was known for being short but. If needed a table to reach the Persian Throne I remember right and someone mistook Haephaestion for Alexander due to being taller.

      >Alexander was known for being short
      No he wasn't. He was short next to his bro who was like 6 1/2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        every time alexander meets someone they're described as taller than him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like when? It only happened twice- the most notable example being with his buddy Hephaestion. Like someone else pointed out the other Argead members were found and they were all around 6 ft tall give or take.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just because lookism incels ruined your self confidence and any desire to do anything productive in life with the opposite sex, doesn't mean you have to project your insecurities onto history through idiotic IQfy memes. Frick off

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and
    Honestly I think him being a violent drunk is a better angle to attack him personally than his height.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes and he is still hegemon of hellens, pharaoh of egypt, shahinshah of persia, conqueror of the east megas alexandros

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, would you call yourself great if you're not making up for some deep rooted insecurity?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      historylet spotted

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Now all the worthless men can look back and go
    >hehe I’m better than Alexander the Great
    Then proceed to stay up until 4:00 AM. Wake up at 2:30 PM, browse the internet for two hours for their morning routine, quickly lift weights for 35 minutes so they can get back to their computer, their truly fulfilling and astounding lives. I for one do this every morning and everyday. I go on IQfy and i find threads which amplify my narcissistic tendencies which I continually feed with my ego. Then, when I’m up randomly at night and no one else is, i stumble upon the feels thread and I lament in secret teehee

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    History has been largely driven by manlets.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone was a manlet you brainlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No they weren't you fricking moron. Stop falling for boomer memes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Darius wasn't.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, using Plutarch as a source is a great idea. He never made shit up.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alexander was a sissy homosexual, theres stories about him putting on makeup and getting fricked on by his soldiers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alexander also got laid way more than you
      I mean, I assumed that'd be the case, but I hope I'd have a chance of beating him with the dudes at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt his dude record is beatable, you can probably beat his greek "women" record no one wants those things.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tall men have wealth and women handed to them on silver platters. It is the manlets that must conquer, and conquer they do.

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