alexander the manlet
alexander the manlet
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alexander the manlet
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
The shorter the man the better his tactics
manlet cope.
short tops are cute
do bottoms like it when tops have cute aspects?
Bullshit, Philip's skeleton was almost 6 feet tall
Alexander was known for being short but. If needed a table to reach the Persian Throne I remember right and someone mistook Haephaestion for Alexander due to being taller.
>5'10
>almost 6 feet
on his tippy toes maybe, kek
This
>Alexander was known for being short
No he wasn't. He was short next to his bro who was like 6 1/2.
cope
every time alexander meets someone they're described as taller than him
Like when? It only happened twice- the most notable example being with his buddy Hephaestion. Like someone else pointed out the other Argead members were found and they were all around 6 ft tall give or take.
Just because lookism incels ruined your self confidence and any desire to do anything productive in life with the opposite sex, doesn't mean you have to project your insecurities onto history through idiotic LULZ memes. Fuck off
Yes and
Honestly I think him being a violent drunk is a better angle to attack him personally than his height.
yes and he is still hegemon of hellens, pharaoh of egypt, shahinshah of persia, conqueror of the east megas alexandros
Of course, would you call yourself great if you're not making up for some deep rooted insecurity?
historylet spotted
Good. Now all the worthless men can look back and go
>hehe I’m better than Alexander the Great
Then proceed to stay up until 4:00 AM. Wake up at 2:30 PM, browse the internet for two hours for their morning routine, quickly lift weights for 35 minutes so they can get back to their computer, their truly fulfilling and astounding lives. I for one do this every morning and everyday. I go on LULZ and i find threads which amplify my narcissistic tendencies which I continually feed with my ego. Then, when I’m up randomly at night and no one else is, i stumble upon the feels thread and I lament in secret teehee
History has been largely driven by manlets.
everyone was a manlet you brainlet
No they weren't you fucking retard. Stop falling for boomer memes.
Darius wasn't.
Yeah, using Plutarch as a source is a great idea. He never made shit up.
alexander was a sissy homosexual, theres stories about him putting on makeup and getting fucked on by his soldiers
>Alexander also got laid way more than you
I mean, I assumed that'd be the case, but I hope I'd have a chance of beating him with the dudes at least.
I doubt his dude record is beatable, you can probably beat his greek "women" record no one wants those things.
Tall men have wealth and women handed to them on silver platters. It is the manlets that must conquer, and conquer they do.