I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Alexa is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Ryan is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy.
i just watched a little of the second clip posted where hes golfing with the miz. holy shit does he sound like a homosexual! just looking at those two standing out there and they look like total homosexuals but then he starts talking about social media and its painfully obvious this guy is a homosexual
Assuming this lasts, Bliss is probably a lesbian herself. Staight women who get involved with gay men don't tend to end up playing along.
Remember when Renée Zellweger had her marrisge with Kenny Chesney annuled for "fraud"? That marriage lasted three years, and Bliss juest started hers, so we'll see with time.
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Terri is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
That happened towards the end of his first run, after he was divorced, became a huge drug addict, and was desperate to stay relevant while everyone else on the roster was shooting past him and becoming bigger stars.
what the fuck does this dude do for a living that makes him a "catch" for someone like Bliss? Like this dude is either a drug dealer, musician, or as many suspect a gigantic flaming homosexual.
>Like this dude is either a drug dealer, musician, or as many suspect a gigantic flaming homosexual.
2 out of 3 the only drugs this guy's ever dealing is caffeine at a Starbucks
I think he was in a shitty emo music boyband Bliss liked as a kid. In a sense, Alex was groomed by this dood
It cracks me up every time you post some variant of this, because his own personal reality refuses to confirm with your delusional fantasy of him.
So tell me, someone like what exactly, a tranny with this sorry excuse for a face?
Gee I wonder why that ended up with a gay loser.
I wonder how much money does he has
The Savage Garden dudes say money is drying up and they were huge in the 90’s
Cabrera apparently only has one shitty hit song (that I’ve never heard). There’s no way he gets any money from royalties
Those are both men. Alex has never drawn a single dime in his WWE career. He looks like The Fiend. Fuck Vince McMahon, fuck WWE, fuck NXT 2.0, fuck cringe sports entertainment. Everyone under contract with WWE are dimeless shitters.
Lexi is pure and not for sexuals. The guy is clearly gay and only married Lexi to be his beard, and she agreed because she's so pure and also really liked his band for some reason.
If Ryan was a real man he’d lift lexi out of the water and carry her in his arms, with Lexi’s arms around his neck. It would establish him as a man and more importantly give us that all-elusive lexi soles shot
Alexa probably married him because of all the connections he has to the various much more popular boy bands of her youth. She gets to hang out with all the celebrities she had crushes on. Even his popular songs only have a few million views on youtube, he doesn't even have the nostalgia listens.
He managed to parlay his one hit 20 years ago into an existence in the industry’s margins. He can hang out with Ashlee and all the N’Sync Jannettys. Beats digging ditches for a living
To be quite honest, that’s the best her body has looked. She tried very hard with the pulled up trunks to give the illusion of having an ass. She doesn’t.
She did have one. She started wearing booty gear again and you can see it's nothing like it used to be. She did the same thing as Becky during her time off and leaned out and lost a lot of her shape.
I mean, she pegs him for sure. Anons here yelling here that he's gay and she's a beard, but simpler answer would be - he's just metrosexual and was raised without father. He's probably not gay at least at this point of his life, bit I bet Bliss doninates him in bed.
Alexa’s tits look less than half the size they were before. Jesus it’s like seeing everything with someone just go to complete shit every time there’s a Bliss thread.
>gay couple
>lovely
Damn her tits look nice here. Has she had them done again? They don’t look as bolted on.
Lol this is going to work the fanfiction writers hard
>a homosexual and a tranny
Yikes
But enough about your parents
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I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Alexa is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Ryan is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
FTFY
Are you a bot?
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy.
i just watched a little of the second clip posted where hes golfing with the miz. holy shit does he sound like a homosexual! just looking at those two standing out there and they look like total homosexuals but then he starts talking about social media and its painfully obvious this guy is a homosexual
Assuming this lasts, Bliss is probably a lesbian herself. Staight women who get involved with gay men don't tend to end up playing along.
Remember when Renée Zellweger had her marrisge with Kenny Chesney annuled for "fraud"? That marriage lasted three years, and Bliss juest started hers, so we'll see with time.
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>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy. I mean it's crazy, it's like he's not even trying to hide it at all. I wonder if Terri is aware he's gay or if she is genuinely naive enough to not know he's just using her as a beard. Fucking christ just look at him.
Are you retarded?
Goldust was a gimmick, you stupid mark. Ryan Cabrerra's just that much of a fruit.
Goldust wanted breast implants
That happened towards the end of his first run, after he was divorced, became a huge drug addict, and was desperate to stay relevant while everyone else on the roster was shooting past him and becoming bigger stars.
>I've never seen a more blatant closet case than this guy.
What about your dad?
That's impossible. Justin Bieber doesn't have any children.
that's the Adam Cole body type
I kinda expected ryan to be fat. He has skinnyfat face build. Surprised.
/fit/cels on suicide watch.
I used to be LULZ got hurt and now I have a dad bod, young bitches have never been more into me. It’s fucked
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The Miz looks like Andre The Giant next to that goof in the video
LMAO what the fuck
I think miz is standing closer to the camera
That's part of it but the guy is also only a bit taller than Alexa and Alexa is 5 feet tall, maybe less.
There's another video where the Miz, Bliss and Cabrera are all standing next to each other. Cabrera is shoot 5 feet 3 inches.
How fucking short is that guy wtf he's like Adam Cole sized
I have this body type so this is giving me a lot of hope today
He looks like a doucebag
what the fuck does this dude do for a living that makes him a "catch" for someone like Bliss? Like this dude is either a drug dealer, musician, or as many suspect a gigantic flaming homosexual.
>Like this dude is either a drug dealer, musician, or as many suspect a gigantic flaming homosexual.
2 out of 3 the only drugs this guy's ever dealing is caffeine at a Starbucks
I think he was in a shitty emo music boyband Bliss liked as a kid. In a sense, Alex was groomed by this dood
based, what's not to like about him
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It cracks me up every time you post some variant of this, because his own personal reality refuses to confirm with your delusional fantasy of him.
So tell me, someone like what exactly, a tranny with this sorry excuse for a face?
Gee I wonder why that ended up with a gay loser.
I wonder how much money does he has
The Savage Garden dudes say money is drying up and they were huge in the 90’s
Cabrera apparently only has one shitty hit song (that I’ve never heard). There’s no way he gets any money from royalties
Nice gay couple, happy pride to them!
I wanna suck Alexas titties bros
okay
So yeah Bliss has fallen futher down the list of Wrestle Waifus, she was my number one, but not fucking anymore.
Looks like a gay AIDS patient.
She must have serious issues
growing up with no dad will do that to you
She grew up with her dad, her parents are still married.
He's obviously gay. The question is whether or not she's aware of it and this is a marriage of convenience, or if she genuinely doesn't know.
Alexa is kinda cute and Im tired of pretending shes not
This chick is so blind, she doesn’t even know he’s a closet fairy fag that loves gay men.
Those are both men. Alex has never drawn a single dime in his WWE career. He looks like The Fiend. Fuck Vince McMahon, fuck WWE, fuck NXT 2.0, fuck cringe sports entertainment. Everyone under contract with WWE are dimeless shitters.
Seethe harder.
Lexi has drawn more with her merch alone than any other woman currently employed. You're a retard.
CUTE!
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We're going to get pics of pregnant Alexa soon
you're sick
Men can't get pregnant.
you did, oh wait, you’re just a fat retard
I grew a gut chud.
Lexi is pure and not for sexuals. The guy is clearly gay and only married Lexi to be his beard, and she agreed because she's so pure and also really liked his band for some reason.
based and lexipilled
This guy looks like a walking std
He fucked Avril and Ashlee Simpson - show some fucking respect
If Ryan was a real man he’d lift lexi out of the water and carry her in his arms, with Lexi’s arms around his neck. It would establish him as a man and more importantly give us that all-elusive lexi soles shot
look at that man, he can't carry a bag of cement
Alexa probably married him because of all the connections he has to the various much more popular boy bands of her youth. She gets to hang out with all the celebrities she had crushes on. Even his popular songs only have a few million views on youtube, he doesn't even have the nostalgia listens.
He managed to parlay his one hit 20 years ago into an existence in the industry’s margins. He can hang out with Ashlee and all the N’Sync Jannettys. Beats digging ditches for a living
that's sad
To be quite honest, that’s the best her body has looked. She tried very hard with the pulled up trunks to give the illusion of having an ass. She doesn’t.
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She did have one. She started wearing booty gear again and you can see it's nothing like it used to be. She did the same thing as Becky during her time off and leaned out and lost a lot of her shape.
That’s just the shorts and stockings pulling it up
You can literally see the shorts constricting her ass. If anything they are making it look smaller.
Becky did lots of cocaine too?
Honestly, I thought Becky was the one who was a dyke. She has a bigger case of dyke voice than Sarah Jessica Parker.
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yes rock and roll dude
I mean, she pegs him for sure. Anons here yelling here that he's gay and she's a beard, but simpler answer would be - he's just metrosexual and was raised without father. He's probably not gay at least at this point of his life, bit I bet Bliss doninates him in bed.
I always found it odd that she was engaged to Buddy Murphy and then his guy is about as far from Buddy Murphy as you could possibly get.
He unironically looks more intimidating than Adam Cole
>Thay faggy posture
That's a gay man
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nice tits tbh
MOMMY
imagine the sex
I don't like to think about frottage anon.
Hes a shoot homosexual
Alexa’s tits look less than half the size they were before. Jesus it’s like seeing everything with someone just go to complete shit every time there’s a Bliss thread.
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Bliss’ new face is so bad it distracted everyone from noticing the Charles tier breast reduction to, what are these, b cups?