AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

Just remembered a story from a law school buddy I haven't talked to in ages. This was a long ass time ago. I still don't believe it to this very day. I'M STILL FUCKING LAUGHING AT IT LIKE A DENTAL ASSISTANT WHO JUST STOLE ALL THE CANISTERS OF LAUGHING GAS FROM A DENTIST'S OFFICE right now as I type these words lmfao. So fucking ridiculous.

We'll call this buddy of mine "K". Hunched around a campfire in the woods one night on a trip to Mt. Rainier, as we were slowly roasting our marshmallow s'mores and nursing our beverages at our own pace to the gentle chirping of crickets, he began to recount a strange ritual he had once partaken in.

K said something about being asked to call out something called "The Old Ones". I don't remember all of the details relayed to me very clearly, but he also said something about how they come from another dimension, how one of them materialized from that other dimension, and was present at his ritual. Then went on about something about how the other participants at the ritual didn't have this power. And how some of the participants were scaly reptilians. Or some shit.

K had to stand in the middle of some kind of geometric shape on the ground as he called out that creature so that it wouldn't consume him.

I'd already finished all three marshmallows on my skewer as K rambled on about some horseshit about how it manifested in a blinding burst of light from a smoking flame, and more bullshit about electromagnetism and the creature popping its head out of gamma rays and highly charged rays of all this other fancy Marvel studios crap.

Said the thing smelled like puke. Can't remember much else of what K told me.

Now who even believes in this shit? What the fuck was he on bro? All of what K told me literally sounds like ramblings from a mental ward patient. Nobody on /x/ takes that shit seriously. The only people who do are the ones who shill it here.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FBI has entered the chat.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your friend to join your thread and tell the story himself. You botched it

  3. 1 month ago
    dylan

    Nah I believe it, I've seen and heard about enough weird shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same I believe it too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga you ridicculus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You also believe in fairy tales and Santa Claus, right?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol this reads like a fed desperately trying to discredit something real that happened

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    interdasting. how do you get the demon to stay, before sending it off into the portal again? (im assuming that happens)

    can it do my math homework for me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like does it have logical reasoning faculties? if you ask the demon what is 65 * 732 / pi + 493 - 5, how long would it take for it to solve that equation correctly? does it need a calculator?

      or would that math problem be solved instantaneously with its magical powers? can it speak more than 16 languages fluently in one 10-minute speech worthy of a standing ovation?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even subliminally you are making fun of us while actually confirming your own existence to us. You think we can't tell you apart? You are arrogant, that's the first mistake.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remember an old internet pic, we're talking one of those "older than the internet" pics of a fully formed dragon head that formed from a huge, long vertical flame coming out of a drum or some shit. i believe you can summon supernatural forces through fire because that one pic you couldn't photoshop something that good back then. it was real but it seemed to have been memory holed from the internet. can't seem to find it on google, or whatnot

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