Just remembered a story from a law school buddy I haven't talked to in ages. This was a long ass time ago. I still don't believe it to this very day. I'M STILL FUCKING LAUGHING AT IT LIKE A DENTAL ASSISTANT WHO JUST STOLE ALL THE CANISTERS OF LAUGHING GAS FROM A DENTIST'S OFFICE right now as I type these words lmfao. So fucking ridiculous.
We'll call this buddy of mine "K". Hunched around a campfire in the woods one night on a trip to Mt. Rainier, as we were slowly roasting our marshmallow s'mores and nursing our beverages at our own pace to the gentle chirping of crickets, he began to recount a strange ritual he had once partaken in.
K said something about being asked to call out something called "The Old Ones". I don't remember all of the details relayed to me very clearly, but he also said something about how they come from another dimension, how one of them materialized from that other dimension, and was present at his ritual. Then went on about something about how the other participants at the ritual didn't have this power. And how some of the participants were scaly reptilians. Or some shit.
K had to stand in the middle of some kind of geometric shape on the ground as he called out that creature so that it wouldn't consume him.
I'd already finished all three marshmallows on my skewer as K rambled on about some horseshit about how it manifested in a blinding burst of light from a smoking flame, and more bullshit about electromagnetism and the creature popping its head out of gamma rays and highly charged rays of all this other fancy Marvel studios crap.
Said the thing smelled like puke. Can't remember much else of what K told me.
Now who even believes in this shit? What the fuck was he on bro? All of what K told me literally sounds like ramblings from a mental ward patient. Nobody on /x/ takes that shit seriously. The only people who do are the ones who shill it here.