>net worth: 800k
>age: 43. >net worth: 800k
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>net worth: $1.3 million
Not bad considering I didn't expect to hit 7 figures until at least age 40.
>net worth: $10 million
lol it's like you boomers aren't even trying
Holy shit I have that much at 24 kek thank you Axie Infinity
What's the point of living if you're not a cute anime girl with at least a billion dollars? Shit sucks.
Basically it's do or die for me now
I was at 250k at 31. 950k now but that's mostly due to 2021 shit coin season. I'm 35 now
Fuck my life
sorry to hear that, better luck in the next life
I my parents suddenly die I will have about 600K
Your boomer parents will probably outlive you and end up with your savings.
>8k (-13k of debt)
>net worth: 5 million
>still a virgin
I want to die.
>net worth: 5 million
what is an escort
i can't believe i'm 44 years old already. at least i have $2m, i guess.
Cheer up anon
if you're 40+, would you give alway 100% of your net worth to get 20 years younger?
sure, why not
of course. i already know how to earn it all back (microsoft excel)
Absolutely. You can always make more money, time is the finite resource
In a fucking heartbeat. I wasted so much of my youth on shitty gruntwork that got me nowhere, wasn't appreciated and destroyed my body. I'd give it all up to go back.
everyone that says yes is a retard, you can't make money back because GPT4 is putting 99.9% of programmers and lawyers out of jobs in the next two years. If the question was about going back to your younger self with current knowledge (reset world seed so you can't cheat by buying bitcoin etc.) the answer would be yes. it's already over for anyone who isn't a multimillionaire TODAY
This. I make $300k right now but chat-gpt will likely put me out of a job in 5-6 years. Not sure what I will do after. Maybe construction or some shit. Regardless I'm trying to buy some rental properties because people will always need a place to live.
Everything you see on LULZ is the truth. Every message you see is verified in truth by the amount of replies it has. These are professionals in all fields and can perfectly predict the future. AI made AI, not programmers. Programmers have nothing to do with AI and never will, do construction and quit your job.
None of you have this money.
Anon I'm not totally broke but I can't afford a house or anything important. No point in lying about such a boring thing.
I really need another bull cycle aaaaaaa
Sure you can get a house but it'd have to be in flyover country with that NW
>nw: 30k (no debt)
Am i gmu bros?
Fuck i need more
are you me
Are you happy though?
>About 40k between my house and car, next to nothing in the bank
Nice to meet you anon.
24 here with nothing to my name
I’m 42 and have 20k to my name.
And guess what?no one really gives a fuck about either of us.
>net worth 16.4 gorillianbagillion dabloons, buckaroos if you will
21 years old and I am 200k in debt after going to college
Lmao college here in Germany is like ~380 euros a Semester unless you go to a super fancy private university
When I got my Bachelors I lived with my parents and worked part time at a Hardware store where I had no Supervisor and would spend half my shift just sitting in the break room shitposting on my phone
Saved up like 10 grand from that job
We have these too, they're called community colleges and they're otherwise shit.
in most of the world (except america) the best universities are public and free or almost free, with very few exceptions for private + expensive ones that are really good
Yeah but you have to live in germany, so you pay a heavier debt
Id rather be in murica
You are better off than most normies anon
BANS are fucking BULLISH!
30 & 30k
I just want a condo in the sky. Is that too much to ask for?
What's the demiurge's net worth?
Is that liquid or you have a $800k mortgaged home and you live on foodstamps?
Amazing thread. Same time tomorrow?
You're all kissless virgins.
>1 million DBI
>-$20k in debt
I'm so fucking screwed aren't I?
>Tfw in the same boat
I would say to get 2 jobs. Any jobs. Before the market shock dries them all up in a year and you lose the chance to pay it off in good time
>slightly negative net worth
>food stamps and free health insurance from guvment
>live with parents
>will inherit nothing when they die
is it cozy in here or is it just me?
>$350k net worth
>years of canned food and MREs
>10,000+ rounds of ammunition
>pigs and chickens
how will I ever make it
You'll easily beat inflation for a few years if anything.
>net worth: $200
I feel so demoralized seeing everyone else's net worth will I ever make it
These larp threads aren't even funny anymore (yes I know some of you are telling the truth but most are larping here on biz).
>finished college last summer and finally have a job where I make decent money
>net worth zero after selling cryptos during the end of bull market
Wondering what % of my income I should use to dca back in?
>tfw from 3rd world shithole
>net worth: 10k
>netwroth idk a fuckin trillion dollas
That's 800k more than me.
Soon it'll be worth nothing though.
i'm not gonna make it bros
europoor earning 15K a year net
>Still in 17 figure hell
Almost 40 now and starting all over again at zero.
Got started in crypto back in 2014 with $60k managed to turn it into $16MM and lost it all in Nov 2022.
But I got a plan to make it all back in 3 years.
>$48k net worth
>welder making $3k/mo
>a crypto wagie extremist is anyone who spends more than 50% of their paychecks on crypto
I am a CWE just like most ppl here.
two years ago
>1.5 million net worth
but I held all the way through the bear market, now:
>Bachelors in English
I think I'm gonna move to Brazil, learn the language, chill with the cartels passively and start a guava farm.
That's not bad.