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Admit it. You all would have made the same choice that Zurg did

Admit it

You all would have made the same choice that Zurg did

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll have to explain. Nobody's watched this trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I love Zurg now!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just fucking stupid. Fucking retarded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://slate.com/culture/2022/06/lightyear-movie-toy-story-twist-buzz-zurg.html

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's fucking retarded. Zurg is Buzz's father.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >five second jokes are more canon than this movie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buzz and Zurg since they had electronic components to them had lore programming which the designs inadvertently ended up convincing them that they were indeed the characters they represent. Toy Story 2's Zurg and 2nd Buzz are never broken from their initial programming, and since 2nd Buzz ends up treating Zurg as a son it only makes sense that it is indeed Lightyear canon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, Buzz 2 playing catch with his evil father was the shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From a certain point of view.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The movie has time travel so that isn't an impossibility

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder were they got that idea from.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That boss fight was fucking infuriating. I beat the game on nightmare but had to slash it to easy mode to get through that slog.
          > wait for him to flash le eyes then swing le hammer
          > oops he healed all of his health sorry bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oh look at that the boss just decided to win now better luck 15 tries from now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For real they could have made it fun by just removing the condition that you can only damage him when he's stunned. Give us the option to actually use our brains.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bait out his attacks and don't get hit. It's that simple. He only heals if he hits you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure but that's not fun. There's only one way to bait out the green eye flash, when you get it you have no choice but to dump as much damage into him as possible while he stands there helplessly, and if you do slip up and get hit, then you went through that slog for nothing.
              There's no room for creativity or strategy, you just have to cheese it. Marauders are more fun because you can bypass the shield if you're clever enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For real they could have made it fun by just removing the condition that you can only damage him when he's stunned. Give us the option to actually use our brains.

            Haven't played the DLC's but all those enemies that have the "Wait for them to get close and then their eyes flash" mechanic are fucking cancer so I'm never going to buy them now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Iceman

              And that keeps me from buying the new Doom. God damn it that's stupid. There's no skill in waiting out an enemy unless it has a shield or is behind cover. "Wait until my eyes light up or I'm immortal fgt" will never be good game design.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair to Eternal the Dark Lord is a single boss and Marauders are far and in between. Everything else is kino, in particular the Doom Hunters are a lot of fun in my opinion.
                Marauders at least you can get around the shield, I agree though that they're not fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no White Male is working on his ship alone that means he'll eventually be evil without diversity and being gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          none of it would have mattered if he had succeeded, the ship would have never diverted to the planet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did pretty much the same shit with UP...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao that is not the point of up
            up is about the intersections of dreams, obsessions, and responsibilities. lightyear is about dyke sheboons extending across time and space

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense. Nobody sabotages projects faster than a black woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Zurg is his dad??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daddy issues: The screenplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the plot of the Lego movie 2?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the B plot of the lego movie, yeah
          The main plot is the sister's toys just want to be friends but are repeatedly misinterpreted because the sister is young and bad at communication.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty much the worst story they could ever think of. The writers and producers should be fired.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder were they got that idea from.

        That boss fight was fucking infuriating. I beat the game on nightmare but had to slash it to easy mode to get through that slog.
        > wait for him to flash le eyes then swing le hammer
        > oops he healed all of his health sorry bro

        >no john you ARE the demons
        >and john was a demon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white male hero is actually the villain
        hmm, I wonder what's their end goal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual fuck? Zurg is Buzz's father they retconned that so Buzz is really evil?
        Fuck these garden gnomes holy shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Buzz his own father now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The writers accidentally saw that episode of futurama before writing the ending.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zerg was in it? Your post OP is honestly the first I've heard of this.
        That really is shit advertising on Disney's part.

        >Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women
        Everyone involved in this should never would in the industry ever again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the leak anon posted on LULZ was right
        absolutely lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >power of friendship with queer black women
        just a correction: the only queer people in the movie are the original Hawthorne Sr. (the space ranger) and her girlfriend. Hawthorne Jr. (the girl in the meme) isn't queer, nor the other 2 peeps are

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is a bipoc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some bullshit white people made up so they can identify with non whites and gay people. It's fucking stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(((white people)))

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      POC but not Asian because of their white adjacent privilege

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asians are the worst though. They have no right to North America. Whites conquered. The indigenous surrendered. And the blacks had no choice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They have no right to North America.
          Gweilo cope. You can’t stop China, mutt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop China from what? Drones for 5000 years and drones for the next 5000. Not even a culture. No history. No art. No science. No religion. Nothing. Worthless.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mutt cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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              • 2 weeks ago
                nigger sage my anus

                Oh no, magic pasta that ssethtzeentach say would banish the chinks. n-wordman saves me!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OH NO NO NO NO NO Chinabros… are we the real incels?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >mutt cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's literally me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bing bong ching chong!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not even a chink but this is rich coming from an american

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And what comes out from you mutts? Things like
              >n-words worship
              >garden gnomes worship
              >aids lgbtroony worship
              Your own people erase your history for fentanyl addict rapist dead man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope deez nutz, chink. Chinese deluding themselves but America will win.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They built the railroads.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Irish built the railroads actually.
            Chinese helped build some of the railroads on the west coast.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they always had a choice
          white people just had enough guts to live by it
          live free or die
          shitheel n-words sold themselves and they always will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow it is politically correct to call African Americans "people of color" again. We have reverted to calling black people "colored" again because politics reverted to black and white views of race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can make fun of people for wearing glasses again you just have to call them c**d

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that one guy from the Matrix 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      colored, who have nothing in common aside from not being white, but since leftism is a white ideology that's good enough to group them together

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ranking tells a lot though. Blacks come first and separate from all other POC. Then indigenous, but this is just lip-service since indigenous numbers are so low they're irrelevant in electoral politics. Finally all other POC are lumped together undifferentiated so as to easily throw out any that don't vote the right way. Latinos who vote republican need to be anathematized as part of white supremacy. Same with successful Asians not happy with placing Blacks above all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leftists tried to import BIPOC to the UK only to realise that it included everyone except white immigrants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno. I’m a proud PONC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Indigenous??? Person of colour

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt and wont watch, but Zurg is the best

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >akshually Zurg isn't Buzz Lightyear's father. He's just an alternate timeline Buzz from the multidimension C-420. To an infinity and WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.
    >Btw this is the movie Andy watched as a kid so Zurg telling Buzz he is his father in 2 makes zero sense now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when Zurg takes off his helmet and reveals he's an old, grizzled-looking Buzz the first thing Buzz asks is "Oh crap, are you my dad?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SUPER-VILLAIN, MORTY. I'M PICKLE ZURG

      >reddit and morty
      go back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only a reddit and Morty fan would think multidimensional shit is still clever in 2022.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SUPER-VILLAIN, MORTY. I'M PICKLE ZURG

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If zurg is buzz from a posible future, how does zurg exist at the same time as present day buzz? Does backwards time travel exist (not just time dilation traveling forwards)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT HOL UP...TIME BE DILATING NOW? AW HELL NOW

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this scene mogs the entire woke film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that actually holds up remarkably well. Used to watch this shit all the time when I was a kid but I didn't realise how many sound effects they ripped straight from Star Wars.
      Captcha: 2KR2D

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, no.
      Clearly, one movie's continuity isn't binding to all other related media be it another movie or a short series.
      Happens all the fucking time, dipshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuck up, homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          struck a nerve...
          we have a real bleeder here!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i posted a cool scene from a movie, and you responded with some autistic bullshit. kick rocks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >video game graphics look like real life 1:1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Toy Aesthetic holds up better than MUH SUPER REALISTIC CGI

      Chock another point up for stylization.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Iceman

      Buzz Lightyear is cool. He makes astronauts look cool.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zurg regretted spending his life alone so much that he was wiling to reset the entire universe to undo it and have a second chance

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch lol, don't care lmao

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #LightyearDidHisMom

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is so stupid. Why couldn't it be about buzz going off with his space cadets and just doing cool shit. Like making sure Germany starts WW3

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could see it was going to be shit when zerg had legs rather than a dalek skirt.

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