Adam and Eve

Why did they do it?

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That apple was tasty as fuck.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abrahamism is fictional.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      >be god
      >create two absolute fucking retards, so retard an animal can convince them to do shit
      >instead of just rethinking your plan of putting this super apple tree in your garden just hope the two local retards won't fall for snake scheme
      >they do because retards are easy as shit to convince
      >instead of just realizing putting the forbid tree in the garden was a shit idea get mad at the retards for shit that is arguably your fault
      honestly no matter how you look at it its gods fault it happened, its the equivalent of blaimg a dumb three year old for mishandling a gun that is very out in the open and easy to access while deciding to let that crazy fucker within the house, by that point its your own fault for not seeing the obvious outcome

      I think it was an angelic being. Even seraph means snake in hebrew and there we're angels chilling in the Garden.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be god
    >create two absolute fucking retards, so retard an animal can convince them to do shit
    >instead of just rethinking your plan of putting this super apple tree in your garden just hope the two local retards won't fall for snake scheme
    >they do because retards are easy as shit to convince
    >instead of just realizing putting the forbid tree in the garden was a shit idea get mad at the retards for shit that is arguably your fault
    honestly no matter how you look at it its gods fault it happened, its the equivalent of blaimg a dumb three year old for mishandling a gun that is very out in the open and easy to access while deciding to let that crazy fucker within the house, by that point its your own fault for not seeing the obvious outcome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the fucking soul making theodicy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the same logic by which people excuse black crime due to "socioeconomic factors"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's the equivalent of saying black crime is because blacks are low IQ

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          IQ has nothing you do with crime. 😐

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Low IQ people are too dumb to understand consequences so it absolutely is to do with crime.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Plenty of white collar con men.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nooooooooooooooooo they're israeli not white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're saying "Adam and Eve did something they were specifically told not to but it's actually god's fault for creating conditions that temped them to do it".
          That's the exact same thought process as "Black people are committing crimes they were specifically told not to but it's actually whitey's fault for creating conditions where they want to commit crime".

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's his fault for making them brain dead retarded and incapable of figuring out they were being tricked.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make it hard for naggers to get an education
        >WTF they're all retards now O:<
        Do honkeys really?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          naggers get affirmative actions and the USA pumps millions into their education programs but naggers are too retarded to graduate highschool.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the snake actually satan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The snake doesn't exist and the author of Genesis didn't intend for him to be Satan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        The way i see it there are 2 possibilities, either they've tried to deceive god by blaming a snake who didn't exist or they couldn't distinguish between their thoughts and the external world, which led them to believe the snake was actually talking to them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/x4v01sT.png

        Why did they do it?

        That is incorrect, the serpent is Satan, and he would have had legs during the event.
        Satan did it to try and mess up God’s Creation that He made. He continues to do it like in Job, and demon possession, and with the money in the world and all the kingdoms and the israeli high priests deciding to just not heal people anymore instead of doing their duties as the priest.
        They were tempted and they did eat. God had better plans. But it did lead to Jesus still.

        Furthermore, you have to gain a skill when readin the Bible called Scripture with Scripture. If you do not use it, then you will miss out on all kinds of crazy secrets within it. Like not realizing you can connect Job to Genesis and find the Great Pyramid (pillar). I saved one such lesson from reading today about Ephraime:
        1/2

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          2/2 (Scripture with Scripture example)
          Characteristics of the tribe Ephraime:
          1) WINE-DRINKING:
          It was claimed that Ephraim was to become a people who drank too much WINE (Isa.28:1). Wine is produced in abundance in the US, California, Oregon, etc. The British are not known as wine-bibbers, but their drink of choice is BEER — a completely different beverage. This again points to the US being Ephraim, in the majority.
          2) It was claimed that: Ephraim was prophesied to become “joined to idols” (Hos.4:17). Idols abound in modern USA.
          3) It was claimed that: Ephraim was to be a “mixed” people. God said “Ephraim has MIXED himself among the peoples; Ephraim is a cake unturned [burnt on one side, white on the other]. Aliens have devoured his strength, but he does not know it” (Hos.7:8-9).
          Hos 7:8 Ephraim, he hath mixed himself among the people; Ephraim is a cake not turned.Hos 7:9 Strangers (Aliens) have devoured his strength, and he knoweth it not: yea, gray hairs are here and there upon him, yet he knoweth not.
          They began mixing early in their history in the land of Israel. In Judges 1:29Ephraim did not drive out the Canaanites who lived in Gezer, so the Canaanites lived in Gezer among them.
          3) Their pride continually got them in trouble. They showed their pride, jealously, and self-centeredness when Jephthah chose to fight (and defeat) the Ammonites without the aid of the proud Ephraim warriors. A civil war erupted resulting in 42,000 warriors from Ephraim being killed.
          4) He also condemned “Israel”, meaning the Ten Tribes, “because they sold the righteous for silver” (Amos 1; 4-6).

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is how I understand it:

    the snake is the beginning of time. before the snake deceived Eve there was no change in Eden. Therefore no time to speak of.

    the sake chooses Eve because the feminine is associated with potentiality; with openness and chaos.

    Eve is the primordial mother. She offers the apple to Adam as the first "birth". Eve is made out of Adam. but Adam is made fully aware of his humanity by Eve in an act of symbolic birth.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The snake were reptilians
    They gave humanity the knowledge of good and evil
    Notice there's always some kind of historical truth in the bible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knowledge could be achieved without falling into sin by simply rejecting the Serpent's proposal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.israelhayom.com/2021/10/04/archaeologists-claim-to-have-found-true-location-of-noahs-ark/
      I've seen the tower of babel in the history channel too. They say it was a ziguratt though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if we found a giant wood boat underground there is no reason to believe it is Noah's Ark from the bible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    White woman moment

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty straightfoward
    they fell from primordial unity into the world of dualities
    adam and eve represent two aspects of the same person
    satan is the 'ego idea/notion' that creates distinctions and discord

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do evil if you don't do anything

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to Genesis, the snake had legs before god punished it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His legs are not in the picture it's cut off at the waist.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Eve so easily corrupted when she seemingly had everything?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a metaphor of epistemological development. The Garden of Eden is how we learn from our parents when young, by trusting them completely. Consuming the fruit of knowledge represents when we learn to distrust, to verify propositions rather than accept them as true. It's finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bible is meant to be taken literally

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        its likely based on old stories

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's not "based on" anything. it's a story of the real events that shaped our existence. it's not a metaphor and it's not a twist on an old story.
          like i said, the bible is meant to be taken literally.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >iron chariots

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those primitive iron age tribes this story was good enough to explain why we live in a shitty world. And why woman did it? Because they were most likely patriarchal nomads and they often blamed women for everything bad happening.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These fossils have been dated to between 143 million and 167 million years ago; previously, the oldest known snake fossils were about 100 million years old.
    Adam and Eve looked like rats.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did god create adam and eve retarded?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eve did it, and women are the root of all evil

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