Acceptable for men to wear shorts that are above the knee already when STANDING?

I’m 21, and it took me a while to find a picture of a guy wearing shorts of the length I wear AND who has similar legs to me, but just look at the guy’s legs in the picture…that’s the type of shorts I mean I wear.
In my opinion those type of shorts aren’t very short AT ALL, but my peers tend to wear shorts that fall more towards the middle of the knee or an inch or two below the knee…so in the eyes of my peers I do indeed "wear short shorts."
My peers make fun of me for "wearing short shorts." I noticed that though their shorts are knee-length or slightly below, their shorts become above the knee when sitting down…I pointed this out to them, and they responded along the lines of: "Duh! Above the knee when SITTING is one thing! They should NOT be above the knee when STANDING!"
Are my peers right about this? Even if they are I think I’ll keep wearing "short shorts" because I like them anyway, but I just wanna know if this a commonly agreed upon thing, or just a thing within’ the crowd I hang out with.

21 thoughts on “Acceptable for men to wear shorts that are above the knee already when STANDING?

  1. Anonymous says:

    you’ve been making this same thread every month for a year my man
    are you really this friendless and lonely or are you testing some sort of chatbot?

    don’t answer that, i don’t actually care.

    • Anonymous says:

      this. i heckin hate /fashion/, it seems like everyone is newgay that responds to the countless troll threads in the catalog

  2. Anonymous says:

    >acceptable for men to wear
    >men’s knees

    Are you imposing some type of Victorian decency code to hemline of men’s shorts, and showing of knees? Lawdy … where are my smelling salts!

  3. Anonymous says:

    >Acceptable for men to wear shorts that are above the knee already when STANDING?
    It’s literally the only acceptable shorts for men to wear.

  4. Anonymous says:

    DO you live in the hecking hoods, you hecking stupid?

    In what kind of backward shithole are you living in, you hecking stupid. Your friends are shit and you are shit, reconsider your life.

  5. Anonymous says:

    tbh dude im a hairy 6 ft 200 lb man who is decidedly hetero and i wear shorts cut as high as the woman in your pic. dont be a pussy and show off your legs, women like it. i get stares all the time and compliments on how my thighs and calves are muscley. also its comfy as heck in summer to feel the breeze on your upper thighs, feelsgoodman

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