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LULZ / Finance & Business
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Don't worry, it's SAFU
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Bro he said funds and SAFU. If he says no cap and on God then he's for real.
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Its SAFU in permanent HODL mode lmao
cz is just pissed, Celsius dreamed up HODL MODE 1st.
Nope.
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>it just wont stop DUMMMMMMMPING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dream for the day Bitcoin and Ethereum finally fuck off.
it's all over
>so scarred he can't even speak
>It's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WITH CHINKS YOU WIN
ARE U ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, ANON?
This is why I’m bullish on BNB.
DO NOT REDEEM
SIR PLEASE
DO NOT REDEEM THAT COIN
Calm down now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
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THIS IS BEYOUND FEAR- I HAVE TRASCNEDED THAT I'M INTO RIGHTOUS FURY RIGHT NOW
>but binance would never collapse
AH HA HA HA HA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not your keys, not your coins 🙂
Holy shit.
Will we actually be able to pick up sub $1K BTC?
Wanted to withdraw the rest of my btc today lmaooo
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you have to watch it go to zero like the rest of us
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can you n-words not read? He said it's SAFU
>TRUSTING CHINESES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't worry guys the tweet isn't real.
It is
it is real, im literally reading it
the Funds are SAFU bit maybe slightly sketchy tho.
holy shit dude THANK YOU i almost fall for it. damn near had a heart attack. you can never know in these markets
>please don't sell your bags
>let us dump on you and then we can turn on withdrawals back again
F U N D S
A R E
S A F U
Down for 30 minutes retards
Why would THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING WITHDRAWALS be blocked by 'one stuck transaction'??
Wake The Fuck Up.
because if there is a server crash or something like that they need to manually check which transactions went up and which don't before the crash.
Can't trust logs or apps when they crashed, manual reviews are needed.
Yeah sure
it's basic computer science to be honest if you have an app running online and you had technical problems you need to pause automatic systems.
I had a company that sold steam & origin games and when there were technical problems i had to pause the automatic selling of video game codes and manually review them before restarting the app to autoamatic mode.
While possible the timing is too suspicious, this stuck transactions happens exactly now when the biggest dump of the last months happens? Yeah no
They got bankrunned and run out of funds to withdraw, gotta liquidate some retards first to be liquid again
Oh no no no
I don't get it, it says withdrawals are blocked, it doesn't mean that selling is off right? Why is everyone panicking
WTF WHY IS IT PUMPING
DID WE MISS THE BOTTOM? AAAAAAA
More like SNAFU, amirite?
ITS FUCKING OVER EXCEPT THIS TIME UNIRONICALLY HOLY FUCK DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT!?!?!?!?!?! CELSIUS AND NOW BINANCE???????????
ths happens every week tough not for btc in general but for ltc or xmr.
BTW has anyone noticed 70k btc left exchanges yesterday and today?
Who's SAFU?
Some Assurances Found Unreliable.
https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1536317704990208000?cxt=HHwWgMCtwYO0jNIqAAAA
now that the big ones loaded their bags up we go
>AAAA
kek
>celcius activates HODL mode market dumps
>binance activates HODL mode market pumps
explain this
They can’t acess their funds to dump. When it reopens expect a massive dump as people run for the exit
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I'd trust a garden gnome with money before a chink
I dont trust anyone tbh
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES AAAAHHHHAHAHAH This is why I only buy HBAR on decentralized exchanges. Thank you HBAR foundation.
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
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It’s fucking over!
So they don't have enough actual corn to back up the all the paper corn?
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>it's real
https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1536317704990208000
oh my god
Its ok everyone, your money is "safe".........
they're just sending Wong with a broom to the bitcoin funnel to dislodge that bitcoin thats stuck in the pipes and everything will start flowing again. very safu
I knew it all the time but when you can see it happening in real time it is even funnier than I thought that people actually believed a couple of bits were a safe store of value. Fucking retards LMAO. I tried to warn you, now get fucked!
He is unironically saving crypto
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>server relocation successful
Well it's been half an hour. Is it fixed?
THE FIX IS IN
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All the whales are cashing their chips in now. The minnows are going to be left with nothing
>what is fractional reserve?
Good luck redeeming your worthless BTC IOUs
What happens to crypto besides being ded if binance goes to zero?
BINANCE WELCUMS OUR NEW UNIT OF MEASURMENT. THE CHINK HALF HOUR, LADIES n GENNELMEN.
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What's the big deal lol? You can withdraw your funds in a variety of ways. In fact, in all of them except that one.
I don't get how you brainlets expect to make anything from trading while being so hysterical.
Bitcoin Cash chads not affected
funderus are safu
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
press F to pay respects
So this is the equivalent of banks closing to stop a run, right?
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Network is working fine? wtf