A UFO caught on tape

DaFaq is going on in Venezuela?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Since OP is a zoomer phoneposting homosexual, I shall fix this.
    >edited out the bits where the dumb bitch thinks filming traffic is more important than the UFO
    >trimmed down to get rid of the zoomertard text and cancer emojis
    >webm-ed it so every human can enjoy it
    >iphone users are not human

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      And now for the main event
      >edited down to just the spicy bit
      >slowed down to 15% of original speed
      >still webm-ed because fuck iphones

      Am I the last effortposter on this forsaken board?

      Neat!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your broke ass android has the worst fucking user experience I’ve ever encountered. And I fucking hate apple products.

      I sure do appreciate the hard work tho, good job!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks I use a smartphone
        lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand why people give a flying fuck about whatkinda phone someone else has. Why does it matter in the slightest?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Most flagship phones are roughly the same price you stupid n-word

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I literally do not care about cost, I can’t about ease of use and the GUI. Android is total ass, I don’t see how anyone can have the patience to use it.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Your broke ass android
        Do us a favor and end yourself

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with Android? It's easy to configure and set up the interface the way you want. Very stable and has a fuckton of useful apps.The alternatives are... fucking Windows? Or shitty iPhones.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the video shortt? Gee let me stop recording after a few seconds. Thanks for edit though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >oh wow look a ufo
        >i'll film it for 4 seconds
        >then film some traffic for 15 seconds
        then film it zoomed out for 2 seconds
        >then film some other traffic for another 15 seconds
        >that's enough filming, time to add captions and emojis
        >remember to like share and subscribe!
        Women. Fucking women. We should be thankful she didn't have her face in the frame "reacting" to it as she filmed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Women are hot though.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            More close encounters of the blurred kind.

            >Women are hot
            >Posts photo of a man

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              photo of a man
              It's actually a woman that transitioned and had her boobs removed and transitioned back into a woman, pic on the right is her before transition, absolute gf tier too bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      And now for the main event
      >edited down to just the spicy bit
      >slowed down to 15% of original speed
      >still webm-ed because fuck iphones

      Am I the last effortposter on this forsaken board?

      Are you afraid of glowies coming after you if you upscale it with AI?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm just a default idiot with standard video editing software. AI stuff is above my pay grade.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can torrent Topaz AI Suite

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I could. I could get that and learn to use it. But unfortunately I'm not interested. I've played Mass Effect but not enough to believe that AI is an existential threat that will end us all like half the people on this board, and I like science and tech advancements but not enough that I "trust the science" and believe AI will solve all the world's problems and is absolutely de wai.
            To me, AI is just a big fat meh. It's somewhere near sewing and learning the accordian on my list of interests. Filed under "not even".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      And now for the main event
      >edited down to just the spicy bit
      >slowed down to 15% of original speed
      >still webm-ed because fuck iphones

      Am I the last effortposter on this forsaken board?

      Thank you anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      iphones can watch webms now with firefox

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >trimmed down to get rid of the zoomertard text and cancer emojis
      nice

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      watching in safari just fine, poorfags lose again

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    And now for the main event
    >edited down to just the spicy bit
    >slowed down to 15% of original speed
    >still webm-ed because fuck iphones

    Am I the last effortposter on this forsaken board?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just a heads up I’m on IPhone and can watch this. I guess they updated.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      iPhones can play webms now
      >GTGM8

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the last effortposter on this forsaken board?
      you clicked your mouse a few times
      it took a couple of minutes
      get over yourself

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        still more than you ever did in your life retard

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          nah i got a mouse too

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            and yet you don't use it to benefit others, whereas that anon did.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What was that red flash of light?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro this is some schizo ass shiet or am I missing something?
      >Fucking CLOUDS, quotes, and blurry video maaaaaan! Fucking far out.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >THE MOST AMAZING UFO FOOTA-
    >a 10 second tiktok post of some fucking drone with some lights on it

    Why is it always nothing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A fucking UFO could land on Washington, an alien could step out, and rape the president Infront of 5 million eye witnesses, And you and your jizz boy nick west would still call it swamp gas.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        LOL seethe harder

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. Absolutely cucked poster.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's too easy to fake shit nowadays with drones, so I'm more skeptical than ever. If your hypothetical situation happened, it would blow my mind, but I don't trust the government enough to not be skeptical about what I saw anyway. Stop being a stupid and exaggerative retard. I'm not just going to believe what I saw on a video is real because of what you said, I need definitive proof, not evidence, FUCKING PROOF

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >A fucking UFO could land on Washington
        but it won't

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It needs some runescape GP.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a UFO have blinking signal lights on it? So other planes can see it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens are just nice and follow the FAA regulations.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >most incredible footage ever
    >pans away twice
    This is fake.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that looks like a match

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The sightings will continue until we’re ready for first contact.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ITT; tech illiterate appletards outing themselves.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

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    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What's fucked up is that many of the videos online could be real, we'll never know because it's so easy to fake shit these days.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

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        Agreed. I have a feeling, if we knew the truth, that some credible accounts would be fake, and some fake-looking ones would be real.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          this is 100% i can tell by the light and the reflections this is nothing you can fake

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          ok i found the video with sound this is 100% real and this is 100% a rocket...

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          local sun

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    so I just happened to have been obstructed in the recent events of the past two years

    and I got to find out why UFO sightings are being reported everywhere

    and the answer is that they were trying to be see very hard by everyone on earth after the governments and some other aliens tried to cull the population and breed human beings like cattle during the COVID19 pandemic, and were toying with - (and still are) toying with the idea of opening a public inter - stellar space port on earth to prevent something like THE NEW WORLD ORDER from ever happening again.

    just a hind here, but they made this video as a warning to everyone telling them that higher powers then theirs would be

    >Allowing nations to engage in economic war fair >as a rule, after banning underground warfare at >the galactic level.

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    I consider this video alone to be direct proof of alien involvement on earth - but I was actually abducted, and can testify to everything being true

    They also claimed that they showed up during the Cuban missile crisis, and made their presence known by passing a giant humanoid robot infront of the moon (aka the man on the moon fairy tale, and the vast number of UFO abduction stories from that time period, involving collecting biological materials fro the purposes of preserving humanity in the event that they failed to prevent the next nuclear armageddon )

    pick - direct ghost writing I made from an alien source.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're the fucking crackbaby basketball world champ of 2002 that shit is unhinged ma boi

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >caught on tape
    >tape

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not venezuela thats new jersey. You can tell by the license plates and the nj transit bus that passes by. And thats not a UFO thats just the goodyear blimp.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking AIRCRAFT has standard anti-collision lights. Why does anyone fall for this shit.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fool Proof way to see if something is an alien craft or human controlled object.
    >Get a laser pointer and flash it at the UFO
    >If you get cops called on you then you know it's man-made
    >If you get abducted... Well...

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >If you get abducted... Well...
      Go on..

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    wild shit. i hope it's real.

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/blue-light-spiral-new-zealand-night-sky-stun-stargazers-2757736

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't remember the deboonking of this one. It always scares me.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wow they got those archaic ufos dont even have digital stealth

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