A Field Study in Bottom Typology

The five most common variants of bottom:

#1. The "silent majority" bottom:
>Somewhat introverted, nerdy
>sensitive, not really masculine, but not overtly feminine
>secretly wishes to be more overtly feminine, but it's not really a strong enough desire to do anything about it
>ranges from twink archetype to s o y boy archetype
>has mostly straight friends, often closeted until mid-to-late twenties
>but you can kinda tell
>possibly bisexual, possibly gay, can never quite decide, picks a label at some point for the sake of convenience
>kinky tastes in porn, fairly vanilla sex life
>owns at least one Bad Dragon toy, has a favorite furry artist
>Really likes Marvel movies
>doesn't have a lot of sex while single, goes on grindr maybe once a year, mostly just because they realize it's been almost a year since they had sex
>Their dream relationship is pretty much just a best friend/roommate who fricks them up the butt and lets them be the little spoon
>Generally a very stable, reliable partner if & when they get a bf

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    #2. The Disney princess/pillow princess
    >female friends since childhood
    >feminine behavior since childhood
    >pre-2010 this was your standard homosexual flamboyant rainbows-and-musical-theater gay bottom
    >now trooning out at astounding rates
    >sometimes loose, sometimes reserved
    >either way harbors a lifelong desire to be swept off her feet by chad/prince charming
    >if loose, will try to turn a hookup that goes well into something romantic, will go home and cry if her grindr date doesn't let her sleep over, and make angry vague social media posts about men being trash
    >tries to mold herself into whatever she believes men want
    >will advertise self as kinky and "down for anything" if she believes that will get male attention
    >is not down for anything, is in fact a softhearted little baby, will cry and stop if sex gets too rough or scary
    >extremely loyal, loving partner if she gets a man that meets her standards
    >dissatisfied, flaky, and emotionally distant if she settles for a man beneath her standards, which eight times out of ten she will
    >when people say "bottoms are women" they're talking about this bottom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      #3. The Black Hole:
      >Soulless, amoral null
      >Glorifies and fetishizes the absolute worst aspects of humanity
      >Sexually aroused by evil
      >Actively works to draw evil out of the men in their orbit
      >Will do their best to manipulate, shame and emasculate you into a state of violent anger
      >Likes you best when you're at your worst
      >Inexorable, gravitational pull towards chaos and self-destruction
      >It's obvious that something terrible happened to this person
      >Says "it's just a kink, relax"
      >Admits in the very next sentence that they have been suicidally depressed for as long as they can remember
      >In olden times, this would be considered a case of demonic possession
      >I'm not at all convinced that isn't literally true

      #4. The Masc4Masc:
      >Is not feminine
      >IS NOT FEMININE.
      >Has the body of a Greek god
      >Will settle for nothing less in his partners
      >Has had at least one plastic surgery before he hits 30
      >Very conservative, EXTREMELY racist, unironically wishes eugenics had caught on
      >The mere existence of twinks sends him into a murderous rage
      >Often very successful in his chosen line of work
      >Will settle for nothing less in his partners
      >Delights in crushing his enemies and leaving them broken in his wake
      >Lives in a big city
      >Dreams of holing up on a farm somewhere with his mirror image dream-bf, stockpiling guns together, lifting weights together, and never seeing a fat person or a black person again

      #5. The party bear:
      >Does not really care about his appearance
      >Does not really care about your appearance either
      >Eats what he wants, does what he wants, fricks who he wants
      >Has taken so many dicks that it goes way past "loose" and becomes a life achievement in and of itself, purely on a logistical level you just have to admit it's impressive
      >Cannot even provide a ballpark estimate of how many people he's had sex with, but it's in the high triple digits
      >Orgies, sex parties, bathhouses, circuit parties, gay cruises
      >Almost definitely had monkeypox
      >Did not consider it a big deal
      >Has taken loads on five continents
      >Generally very nice to talk to and hang out with, but his world is not your world
      >Often has a very long-term relationship with a fellow party bear, they often get married
      >They don't really frick each other and monogamy was never on the table, it seems like they're besties who mutually encourage each other to new heights of promiscuity, but they do really seem to love each other
      >Some instinctive part of you feels disgusted and wants to judge him, but you have to admit he seems like one of the happiest people you know, and it's entirely possible he's the one who has it all figured out

      do you... not go outside?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen too much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not really 1 but not really 2 either. maybe like 1.5

    • 10 months ago
      Just a girl who likes frogs

      A bit of column A and a bit of column B

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      #3. The Black Hole:
      >Soulless, amoral null
      >Glorifies and fetishizes the absolute worst aspects of humanity
      >Sexually aroused by evil
      >Actively works to draw evil out of the men in their orbit
      >Will do their best to manipulate, shame and emasculate you into a state of violent anger
      >Likes you best when you're at your worst
      >Inexorable, gravitational pull towards chaos and self-destruction
      >It's obvious that something terrible happened to this person
      >Says "it's just a kink, relax"
      >Admits in the very next sentence that they have been suicidally depressed for as long as they can remember
      >In olden times, this would be considered a case of demonic possession
      >I'm not at all convinced that isn't literally true

      both of these are me

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>owns at least one Bad Dragon toy, has a favorite furry artist
    likes Marvel movies
    you were doing so well and then you went full r slur

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just report the trends I see

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was literally so accurate but those lines messed it up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, maybe I'll take out some of the stuff that's too specific

    • 10 months ago
      atm

      anon tried to add on to the existing typologies. there was only 3 originally. check the archive love xo

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    #3. The Black Hole:
    >Soulless, amoral null
    >Glorifies and fetishizes the absolute worst aspects of humanity
    >Sexually aroused by evil
    >Actively works to draw evil out of the men in their orbit
    >Will do their best to manipulate, shame and emasculate you into a state of violent anger
    >Likes you best when you're at your worst
    >Inexorable, gravitational pull towards chaos and self-destruction
    >It's obvious that something terrible happened to this person
    >Says "it's just a kink, relax"
    >Admits in the very next sentence that they have been suicidally depressed for as long as they can remember
    >In olden times, this would be considered a case of demonic possession
    >I'm not at all convinced that isn't literally true

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry to hear it

        Also I forgot a line for The Black Hole:
        >Will affect a thin, performative veneer of cutesy innocence to lure men in before revealing their true nature, but even the cute act registers as creepy on a gut level

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          still literally me 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

      literally me

      FRICKING SAME LMAOOOOOOO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry to hear it

      Also I forgot a line for The Black Hole:
      >Will affect a thin, performative veneer of cutesy innocence to lure men in before revealing their true nature, but even the cute act registers as creepy on a gut level

      Oh no she's literally me.

      • 10 months ago
        spicebagmoder

        h-hi...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I'm too old for you spice, you're cute and endearing but I'm nearly 30.

          • 10 months ago
            spicebagmoder

            yeah so and... so and so and andand

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feeling lonely maybe, is that what this is about? Thinking that someone who gets off on emasculating and humiliating men could be the one to boyremove you like in the cute greentexts?
            I'm not a cute dominant boy spice, I'm a twisted filthy individual. Come to think of it I don't even think you have much boy to remove. Where's the fun in that hmm?

          • 10 months ago
            spicebagmoder

            >I'm not a cute dominant boy spice, I'm a twisted filthy individual.

            thats ok...

            >Come to think of it I don't even think you have much boy to remove. Where's the fun in that hmm?

            :0 i have so much boy!!! so much so much

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could drop contacts but I'm not promising anything okay?
            You seem like an entertaining plaything, that's all.

          • 10 months ago
            spicebagmoder

            umm ok!

            painteater#9542

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    #4. The Masc4Masc:
    >Is not feminine
    >IS NOT FEMININE.
    >Has the body of a Greek god
    >Will settle for nothing less in his partners
    >Has had at least one plastic surgery before he hits 30
    >Very conservative, EXTREMELY racist, unironically wishes eugenics had caught on
    >The mere existence of twinks sends him into a murderous rage
    >Often very successful in his chosen line of work
    >Will settle for nothing less in his partners
    >Delights in crushing his enemies and leaving them broken in his wake
    >Lives in a big city
    >Dreams of holing up on a farm somewhere with his mirror image dream-bf, stockpiling guns together, lifting weights together, and never seeing a fat person or a black person again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO FATS NO FEMS NO SPICE NO RICE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gay men are trash, never met a bi guy who pulled this shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah let's all fling shit at each other based on meaningless group identities in an endless crabs-in-a-bucket game of pathetic one-upsmanship

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not like the other gays I only like bi men

          • 10 months ago
            atm

            you're trans. say less.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eewwwww trannies are even worse

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    #5. The party bear:
    >Does not really care about his appearance
    >Does not really care about your appearance either
    >Eats what he wants, does what he wants, fricks who he wants
    >Has taken so many dicks that it goes way past "loose" and becomes a life achievement in and of itself, purely on a logistical level you just have to admit it's impressive
    >Cannot even provide a ballpark estimate of how many people he's had sex with, but it's in the high triple digits
    >Orgies, sex parties, bathhouses, circuit parties, gay cruises
    >Almost definitely had monkeypox
    >Did not consider it a big deal
    >Has taken loads on five continents
    >Generally very nice to talk to and hang out with, but his world is not your world
    >Often has a very long-term relationship with a fellow party bear, they often get married
    >They don't really frick each other and monogamy was never on the table, it seems like they're besties who mutually encourage each other to new heights of promiscuity, but they do really seem to love each other
    >Some instinctive part of you feels disgusted and wants to judge him, but you have to admit he seems like one of the happiest people you know, and it's entirely possible he's the one who has it all figured out

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm mostly 3 but have sprinkles of 2

  7. 10 months ago
    spicebagmoder

    can boymoders be bottoms or is it a different dimension...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the shoe fits

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're missing some.

    Evil Corporate Twink:
    >Very simple clean looking Twink
    >Considered 'clean-cut' and what professionals imagine the average homosexual is
    >Is inexplicably high up in some corporate or government bureaucracy
    >Lives in an urban environment
    >Has sold his soul to the modern machine
    >Will make heartless cold corporate calculated decisions without a second thought
    >Goes home and thinks they're a good person
    >Has lived in DC at least once in their life
    >Makes a lot of money and generally finds another corporate twink to shack up with
    >Really just wants to be destroyed by a pig top

    Asexual Party Bottom
    >Typically a zoomer
    >Parties incredibly hard
    >Knows all the drag queens in their city on a first name basis
    >Is not a drag queen himself
    >Despite getting trashed regularly, is very asexual
    >Rarely fricks
    >Likes to lead guys on
    >Massive e prostitute

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wishes to be more overtly feminine
    >>owns at least one Bad Dragon toy, has a favorite furry artist
    that just sounds like projection

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not personal projection but there are a few lines in there I based off one specific person, I'll leave some of them out to make it more broad in the future

      You're missing some.

      Evil Corporate Twink:
      >Very simple clean looking Twink
      >Considered 'clean-cut' and what professionals imagine the average homosexual is
      >Is inexplicably high up in some corporate or government bureaucracy
      >Lives in an urban environment
      >Has sold his soul to the modern machine
      >Will make heartless cold corporate calculated decisions without a second thought
      >Goes home and thinks they're a good person
      >Has lived in DC at least once in their life
      >Makes a lot of money and generally finds another corporate twink to shack up with
      >Really just wants to be destroyed by a pig top

      Asexual Party Bottom
      >Typically a zoomer
      >Parties incredibly hard
      >Knows all the drag queens in their city on a first name basis
      >Is not a drag queen himself
      >Despite getting trashed regularly, is very asexual
      >Rarely fricks
      >Likes to lead guys on
      >Massive e prostitute

      Thank you for your contribution. First type sounds like a neolib version of #4, not sure I've ever encountered the second type

  10. 10 months ago
    atm

    im so happy to see the list of typologies has expanded.

    thank you gaygen

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Remains gay
    2. Becomes HSTS
    3. Becomes transbian activist
    4. Becomes hrt femboy
    5. Changes bio to "non-binary" to attract more zoomers

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute closest thing to me

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if Im taking steps to acquire HRT and plan troon? do I still fit the OP?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now do a top typology please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me:
      >world's greatest top
      Every other top:
      >sliding scale from "still based, but slightly less so" to "extremely cringe"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you the world's greatest top?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm dominant and loving and I'm not faking either of those things

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot me

    >gregarious and chatty cathy
    >very sensitive but still pretty mailbrained
    >incredibly sexual and horny
    >incredibly girl crazy and lusty for girls for sex
    >secretly gets erotic thrill from women' underwear including wearing it
    >small and cute with a pretty face but overall slightly masculine with large penis
    >mostly straight friends but open to all
    >Bisexual but only for sex. No feels or emotional attraction to men
    >In closet cuz why bother
    >fairly vanilla tastes in porn but incredibly kinky and versatile sex life
    >have a couple of dildos but no bad dragon
    >have been a giant bawd since I was 14yrs old
    >have a ton of sex
    >dream realtionship is a lesbian who loves wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I should do something specifically about bi bottoms, submission accepted

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