No, that's the video he wants to watch.
The advertisement is a shitty lofi mix supposedly made to convince people to consider buying some Nissan EV SUV.
Its maintenance costs are in-line with any other supercar.
Anyhow, the R35 GTR is irrelevant as it's a heavy car that was only impressive for its acceleration figures back in the day; likewise, the car has an over-reliance on sterile, and outdated electronic systems. The thing's vastly superseded by the Model S (Plaid) which took its uninspired design philosophy to the extreme.
>23
Electric cars are cool until you realize they struggle to maintain high speeds for long periods of times, how are you supposed to outrun cops on I-95 if you can't sustain high speeds for long periods of time? Also it's too quiet to be exciting.
You can play orchestral symphonies, or whatever music you like, if you want something nice to hear while driving. Engines always have droning repetitive sounds that'll drive you mad, especially after hearing the same "tune" for thousands of hours. I don't understand how anyone could be fond of such monotonous torture; perhaps all of those emissions damaged the poor people's brains.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yet, people still enjoy it. And there is nothing to insulate you from hearing it when I blast it downtown. I'm sorry, I love pissing you off.
We do tesla tuesdays where we redline near tesla chargers. They're backed up so it's always fruitful. I appreciate your anger and it motivates me. Thank you, really.
>bare
bear* yes yes I know
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Yet, people still enjoy it.
Yeah, it seems huffing gasoline fumes makes people less resistant to Pavlovian conditioning. >And there is nothing to insulate you from hearing it when I blast it downtown.
I can't hear anything while wearing my ER4s. 🙂 >We do tesla tuesdays where we redline near tesla chargers. They're backed up so it's always fruitful.
Lol, that's quite petty. Why would you further damage your hearing, and eviscerate your tires just to spite some random people? You'd probably get far more of them to be mad if you just troll them on reddit or twitter. >I appreciate your anger
I'm not angry. >it motivates me
Very pathetic. How about you develop the ability to get intrinsically motivated instead of deriving your ""happiness"" from other people like a hormonal woman?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm not angry.
he says as he replies individually to each sentence in the post
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not really into replying to just a single part of a response since it's impolite.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's heckin impolite >also, I need everyone to know how much I hate gas cars and need everyone to like electric cars like me, everyone needs to be like me
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Say whatever you want, but your government would cuck you sooner or later.
Regardless, you seem to misunderstand some things. I don't actually have an electric car, nor did I generally advocate for them. I simply stated that the Model S is a proper spiritual successor to the R35 GTR; that and proclaiming that engine noise is retarded, and loving it is even more ludicrous.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Model S is a proper spiritual successor
Teslas are Nissans
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Funnily enough, I though the Model S was a new Nissan Maxima/Altima refresh when it first started appearing on the roads.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
seething
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Yeah, it seems huffing gasoline fumes makes people less resistant to Pavlovian conditioning.
We've come a long way from leaded gasoline, i'm sure you're autistic enough to care for microplastics. >I can't hear anything while wearing my ER4s. 🙂
You wear headphones while you drive? Do you think this is a really cool way to omit that your passenger seat collects cobwebs because you're always by yourself? I don't mean mommy. :)) >and eviscerate your tires just to spite some random people?
I thought you said you weren't poor? Why are you so concerned about wasting money? You're contradicting yourself. >Very pathetic. How about you develop the ability to get intrinsically motivated instead of deriving your ""happiness"" from other people like a hormonal woman?
Oh my, this surely deserves the dearest of upvotes. Good parlay, my good sir. Shall I reward you with some reddit silver?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>We've come a long way from leaded gasoline, i'm sure you're autistic enough to care for microplastics.
Just wait until "the experts" state obvious a few decades from now. >You wear headphones while you drive?
IEMs, but yeah. >Do you think this is a really cool way to omit that your passenger seat collects cobwebs because you're always by yourself?
I actually just removed it outright to get more storage space for my shopping. >I don't mean mommy. :))
Thanks for reminding me to talk to her, really. >I thought you said you weren't poor? Why are you so concerned about wasting money? You're contradicting yourself.
I don't see the point of burning money, especially when it is for the purposes of displaying my insecurities to the world. >Oh my, this surely deserves the dearest of upvotes. Good parlay, my good sir. Shall I reward you with some reddit silver?
Pathetic actions, and stupendous cope. Beating your chest doesn't make you a man, but it certainly gets you closer to being a nagger.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don't sound like a bad person. I think we'd get along some way or another. But it's clear that the direction you want to heed is that of self-importance. It's not fun to be bothered by people to this degree, your cope is just marginally better than plain ignorance. But sooner or later, you will realize this inferiority complex will only breed a constant sense of emptiness. Never really satisfying it, because for every person you try to triumph, there will be thousands more that you need to deal with. They'll keep coming, constantly wearing you down as you try to boast and beat your chest "look at me! I am of good taste! I am proud of who I am!".
Your reality is that you'll chase vanity, to the point where you need to sweat beads from your forehead to prove to anonymous people on a transient thread on an imageboard of how you've come on top. The only problem is, it will be just as easily forgotten. And since you cannot accept the premise that there are things that you shouldn't take too seriously on a vietnamese water heater forum, you will forever chase the carrot on the stick.
And before you yell "hypocrisy", i'll have you know that I have no incentive to lie to you. My satisfaction comes from the heart, that I enjoyed our dialogue until I had a pain of empathy. I feel sorry for you, I feel embarrassment to your outlook, and overall it was so sad that it motivated me to make this entire drivel to make such a point. Not that, more words mean im right, but that I had cared so little but just enough that I wrote this entirely in chatGPT because I knew you would read it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>because I knew you would read it
Sorry to disappoint, but my eyes were immediately drawn to the three consecutive uppercase letters.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yet, people still enjoy it. And there is nothing to insulate you from hearing it when I blast it downtown. I'm sorry, I love pissing you off.
We do tesla tuesdays where we redline near tesla chargers. They're backed up so it's always fruitful. I appreciate your anger and it motivates me. Thank you, really.
[...]
bear* yes yes I know
both highly based posts, i don't know who to root for in this exchange
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You know you have to root for me, poor people can't fathom the excellency of electric cars. Only people who have had a comprehensive education and cognitive control are those who prefer Teslas.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you can't appreciate this sound, you have no soul.
>23
Electric cars are cool until you realize they struggle to maintain high speeds for long periods of times, how are you supposed to outrun cops on I-95 if you can't sustain high speeds for long periods of time? Also it's too quiet to be exciting.
Being poor. Nissans are cars for Somalians were I live. If you see a Nissan Rogue 9 times out of ten it is black person driving it. Likely 20km/h under the speed limit and drifting into the next lane while they que up there next Skip delivery.
Hours-long music remix videos are susceptible to audibly-similar ads deliberately masquerading as the content you're trying to listen to, and yes, it can go on as long as several hours. When you're a free-peasant on YouTube, you must perpetually remain on guard to fight the constant bombardment of ads until you are bullied enough into paying for Premium.
Turns out marketshare is more important than the little extra ad revenue they could squeeze from people who block ads. They will never lock 1080p away while competition is giving it for free.
Turns out marketshare is more important than the little extra ad revenue they could squeeze from people who block ads. They will never lock 1080p away while competition is giving it for free.
480p is a bit excessive, but honestly I feel that locking everything above 1080p behind premium wouldn't be a bad idea, it's far more likely that people would switch to watching at 1080p (lowering operating costs) or buy premium (increasing revenue) than people ceasing to use YT (Which even as the worst case scenario, is still benefitial, as serving 2K/4K/8K users costs more but an ad view from them pays out the same)
>serving 2K/4K/8K users costs more but an ad view from them pays out the same)
i always use the highest resolution for this reason. i don't even have a display that can take advantage of that resolution, i just do it to bleed youtube.
It's not an ad, mongoloid. The channel decided to pay YouTube for the ad space to put their video on it instead, and get more people to know about their channel.
>The channel decided to pay YouTube for the ad space to put their video on it
Not all the time. Sometimes israelitetube puts ads on some channels but don't give any shekels to the video owner.
you can literally skip it after five seconds, also, there are many ways to avoid ads, I have a script that embeds an invidious player on top of the warning, you can also use new pipe, clean your cookies and filters, etc.
At least give them credit for being nice and giving you the skip ad button. You wouldn't have to put up with this shit if you'd used a real adblocker like ublock origin.
One time i got an hour long YouTube add from some schizo talking about how his whole town was plotting against him and the local judge was evil and corrupt and all this other shit. Would watch again.
>bitching about anime on LULZ
If you really supported the channel, you'd watch the entire thing.
That's sort of genius, but is this actually profitable? Do ads pay out based on the time watched, without a proportionate increase in cost to buy one?
afaik, there's no increase, spiffin brit had a video running one of his old streams as an ad and every play was roughly a few cents
>chromium
and you even asked?
hope you brought popcorn
Is the ad 3 hours of retrowave?
More like retro trans
No, that's the video he wants to watch.
The advertisement is a shitty lofi mix supposedly made to convince people to consider buying some Nissan EV SUV.
Considering the söy levels of lofifags, that's actually a genius marketing idea.
Why would anyone buy any Nissan other than picrel?
Its maintenance costs are in-line with any other supercar.
Anyhow, the R35 GTR is irrelevant as it's a heavy car that was only impressive for its acceleration figures back in the day; likewise, the car has an over-reliance on sterile, and outdated electronic systems. The thing's vastly superseded by the Model S (Plaid) which took its uninspired design philosophy to the extreme.
>Model S (Plaid)
No sound, not interested.
You can play orchestral symphonies, or whatever music you like, if you want something nice to hear while driving. Engines always have droning repetitive sounds that'll drive you mad, especially after hearing the same "tune" for thousands of hours. I don't understand how anyone could be fond of such monotonous torture; perhaps all of those emissions damaged the poor people's brains.
Yet, people still enjoy it. And there is nothing to insulate you from hearing it when I blast it downtown. I'm sorry, I love pissing you off.
We do tesla tuesdays where we redline near tesla chargers. They're backed up so it's always fruitful. I appreciate your anger and it motivates me. Thank you, really.
bear* yes yes I know
>Yet, people still enjoy it.
Yeah, it seems huffing gasoline fumes makes people less resistant to Pavlovian conditioning.
>And there is nothing to insulate you from hearing it when I blast it downtown.
I can't hear anything while wearing my ER4s. 🙂
>We do tesla tuesdays where we redline near tesla chargers. They're backed up so it's always fruitful.
Lol, that's quite petty. Why would you further damage your hearing, and eviscerate your tires just to spite some random people? You'd probably get far more of them to be mad if you just troll them on reddit or twitter.
>I appreciate your anger
I'm not angry.
>it motivates me
Very pathetic. How about you develop the ability to get intrinsically motivated instead of deriving your ""happiness"" from other people like a hormonal woman?
>I'm not angry.
he says as he replies individually to each sentence in the post
I'm not really into replying to just a single part of a response since it's impolite.
>it's heckin impolite
>also, I need everyone to know how much I hate gas cars and need everyone to like electric cars like me, everyone needs to be like me
Say whatever you want, but your government would cuck you sooner or later.
Regardless, you seem to misunderstand some things. I don't actually have an electric car, nor did I generally advocate for them. I simply stated that the Model S is a proper spiritual successor to the R35 GTR; that and proclaiming that engine noise is retarded, and loving it is even more ludicrous.
>Model S is a proper spiritual successor
Teslas are Nissans
Funnily enough, I though the Model S was a new Nissan Maxima/Altima refresh when it first started appearing on the roads.
seething
>Yeah, it seems huffing gasoline fumes makes people less resistant to Pavlovian conditioning.
We've come a long way from leaded gasoline, i'm sure you're autistic enough to care for microplastics.
>I can't hear anything while wearing my ER4s. 🙂
You wear headphones while you drive? Do you think this is a really cool way to omit that your passenger seat collects cobwebs because you're always by yourself? I don't mean mommy. :))
>and eviscerate your tires just to spite some random people?
I thought you said you weren't poor? Why are you so concerned about wasting money? You're contradicting yourself.
>Very pathetic. How about you develop the ability to get intrinsically motivated instead of deriving your ""happiness"" from other people like a hormonal woman?
Oh my, this surely deserves the dearest of upvotes. Good parlay, my good sir. Shall I reward you with some reddit silver?
>We've come a long way from leaded gasoline, i'm sure you're autistic enough to care for microplastics.
Just wait until "the experts" state obvious a few decades from now.
>You wear headphones while you drive?
IEMs, but yeah.
>Do you think this is a really cool way to omit that your passenger seat collects cobwebs because you're always by yourself?
I actually just removed it outright to get more storage space for my shopping.
>I don't mean mommy. :))
Thanks for reminding me to talk to her, really.
>I thought you said you weren't poor? Why are you so concerned about wasting money? You're contradicting yourself.
I don't see the point of burning money, especially when it is for the purposes of displaying my insecurities to the world.
>Oh my, this surely deserves the dearest of upvotes. Good parlay, my good sir. Shall I reward you with some reddit silver?
Pathetic actions, and stupendous cope. Beating your chest doesn't make you a man, but it certainly gets you closer to being a nagger.
You don't sound like a bad person. I think we'd get along some way or another. But it's clear that the direction you want to heed is that of self-importance. It's not fun to be bothered by people to this degree, your cope is just marginally better than plain ignorance. But sooner or later, you will realize this inferiority complex will only breed a constant sense of emptiness. Never really satisfying it, because for every person you try to triumph, there will be thousands more that you need to deal with. They'll keep coming, constantly wearing you down as you try to boast and beat your chest "look at me! I am of good taste! I am proud of who I am!".
Your reality is that you'll chase vanity, to the point where you need to sweat beads from your forehead to prove to anonymous people on a transient thread on an imageboard of how you've come on top. The only problem is, it will be just as easily forgotten. And since you cannot accept the premise that there are things that you shouldn't take too seriously on a vietnamese water heater forum, you will forever chase the carrot on the stick.
And before you yell "hypocrisy", i'll have you know that I have no incentive to lie to you. My satisfaction comes from the heart, that I enjoyed our dialogue until I had a pain of empathy. I feel sorry for you, I feel embarrassment to your outlook, and overall it was so sad that it motivated me to make this entire drivel to make such a point. Not that, more words mean im right, but that I had cared so little but just enough that I wrote this entirely in chatGPT because I knew you would read it.
>because I knew you would read it
Sorry to disappoint, but my eyes were immediately drawn to the three consecutive uppercase letters.
both highly based posts, i don't know who to root for in this exchange
You know you have to root for me, poor people can't fathom the excellency of electric cars. Only people who have had a comprehensive education and cognitive control are those who prefer Teslas.
If you can't appreciate this sound, you have no soul.
Based
?t=80
Holy sex.
I see that you love mowing your lawn.
Hell yeah I do
Keep at it!
>23
Electric cars are cool until you realize they struggle to maintain high speeds for long periods of times, how are you supposed to outrun cops on I-95 if you can't sustain high speeds for long periods of time? Also it's too quiet to be exciting.
Why would anyone buy that ancient piece of shit? Nissan doesn't care enough to give it more than a facelift in almost 20 years.
What's troubling you anon? Can't bare to see something feature complete?
Aesthetics are a feature when it comes to cars, and it's one that the R35 has always been missing.
>bare
Being poor. Nissans are cars for Somalians were I live. If you see a Nissan Rogue 9 times out of ten it is black person driving it. Likely 20km/h under the speed limit and drifting into the next lane while they que up there next Skip delivery.
kek, and music drones would never even realize that they are listening to corporate lofi
I didn't know myself because I was doing something else. But it was the same shitty song after 20 minutes so I went to check and found this ad.
Clever bastards
Cope, seethe, dilate and join the 41%
Ads? What ads?
Hours-long music remix videos are susceptible to audibly-similar ads deliberately masquerading as the content you're trying to listen to, and yes, it can go on as long as several hours. When you're a free-peasant on YouTube, you must perpetually remain on guard to fight the constant bombardment of ads until you are bullied enough into paying for Premium.
>disney hat, tattoo, and shirt
>bud light
Should have been a Disney subsidiary
And as soon as they get enough people subbed to premium they'll bring ads to premium and you'll be back where you started, but with less money.
use uBlock you brainless nagger
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Why doesnt youtube just limit non premium members to like 480p or something, it will save them bandwidth
They don't care about the bandwidth.
lmao youtube out of ideas so they're copying NND now?
what's even the difference between youtube 1080p and 480p now
Turns out marketshare is more important than the little extra ad revenue they could squeeze from people who block ads. They will never lock 1080p away while competition is giving it for free.
480p is a bit excessive, but honestly I feel that locking everything above 1080p behind premium wouldn't be a bad idea, it's far more likely that people would switch to watching at 1080p (lowering operating costs) or buy premium (increasing revenue) than people ceasing to use YT (Which even as the worst case scenario, is still benefitial, as serving 2K/4K/8K users costs more but an ad view from them pays out the same)
>serving 2K/4K/8K users costs more but an ad view from them pays out the same)
i always use the highest resolution for this reason. i don't even have a display that can take advantage of that resolution, i just do it to bleed youtube.
Technically you do benefit, since 4K downsampled to 1080p looks marginally better than 1080p
watch it, you deserve it youtube shitter
These were always a thing, come back when the stop letting you skin them.
So, are we all ignoring the "skip ad" button?
Sorry. Can't solve OP's retardation.
Are you ignoring the absurdity of a streaming website serving 3 hour long ads?
It's not an ad, mongoloid. The channel decided to pay YouTube for the ad space to put their video on it instead, and get more people to know about their channel.
Thanks Elon
>not an ad
>The channel decided to pay YouTube for the ad space to put their video on it
That's the definition of an ad.
>The channel decided to pay YouTube for the ad space to put their video on it
Not all the time. Sometimes israelitetube puts ads on some channels but don't give any shekels to the video owner.
you can literally skip it after five seconds, also, there are many ways to avoid ads, I have a script that embeds an invidious player on top of the warning, you can also use new pipe, clean your cookies and filters, etc.
At least give them credit for being nice and giving you the skip ad button. You wouldn't have to put up with this shit if you'd used a real adblocker like ublock origin.
what are thse """ads"""? are they in the room with us right now?
>quarter-second ad card
>audio gain-maxed
blyats and done before I can mute
>is this subliminal?
KONSOOOOOOM
One time i got an hour long YouTube add from some schizo talking about how his whole town was plotting against him and the local judge was evil and corrupt and all this other shit. Would watch again.