red states are welfare queens who drag the country down, useless eaters, the lot of them
Anonymous says:
Texas has an enormous economy and you’re an idiot.
Anonymous says:
Nah all the mexican ranchers wear jeans and a button up with boots and a cowboy hat year round in az (nta)
You’re black, you lost before anything even began
Libs seething that red states keep winning
Anonymous says:
Yeah, winning at being the fattest and dumbest on the planet lmfao
You will forever be a joke region
Anonymous says:
white people do not live below the 40th parallel
Anonymous says:
Kys liberal
Anonymous says:
Seething moron lmao
Anonymous says:
I accept your concession
Anonymous says:
You’re black, you lost before anything even began
Anonymous says:
fpbp. inb4 heatcopers… I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summer. Wearing shorts doesn’t make you feel any lets hot, all they do is make you look like a homo or a child and gives you a weird half leg tan. Also if you’re out in the desert you best be wearing parts or your legs are going to get shredded from the brush/cacti out here.
You’re probably stupid but you are wrong: After a certain temperature, humidity and sun intensity not only will shorts not help but they might work against keeping you cool.
Beyond a certain temp, let’s say 85-95 degrees depending on humidity, you’re going to be hot regardless if you’re outside, just accept it. You also have the risk of sun burn and the resulting issues that go with it. You can avoid this by covering up in light, loose layers that breath well. Layering in the summer sounds insane but here me out. Cotton undershirt, loose cotton/linen pants, loose cotton/linen shirt. Protects your skin from getting sunburnt, wicks sweat away from your skin to prevent you from feeling like shit and having gross sweat stains, and has enough space between your skin and the fabric to allow for air flow and evaporation. You’ll feel the same temp wise as wearing a t shirt and shorts, not have to worry about sunburn or wonky tan lines, have better skin and have better fits overall.
This only works for natural fabrics. If you have some wish.com polyester fire hazard long sleeve shirt you are hecked to a comical degree come summer
fpbp. inb4 heatcopers… I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summer. Wearing shorts doesn’t make you feel any lets hot, all they do is make you look like a homo or a child and gives you a weird half leg tan. Also if you’re out in the desert you best be wearing parts or your legs are going to get shredded from the brush/cacti out here.
the only thing i shall say is keep shorts below your knees
i know the trend in more recent years has been to keep it above your knees and show quite a bit of thigh, "sky’s out thighs out and shit like that," but i personally just think it looks much better when men show less leg. showing a lot of leg doesn’t look right on a man imho
and before anyone says anything, yes, i do know that shorts in the 80s/70s and before that were very short, but that’s not something to revert back to in my opinion. i believe the 90s/early 2000s were a GOOD thing shorts wise. i believe they fixed a problem. and now people are trying to break what was fixed
but yes, um…TL;DR keep shorts knee-length or longer. thank you
nahhhhh bruh. short shorts looked ridiculous back in the 80s and before, and they look ridiculous now
i also think it’s hilarious to watch some douchebags think they have massive thighs all because they have on some short shorts
short shorts don’t suddenly turn your thighs massive bro…
if i was a teenager in the 90s and a young adult in the early 2000s obviously i can’t be a middle schooler now bro, LMFAO
not unless i was held back several, SEVERAL years…
the only thing i shall say is keep shorts below your knees
i know the trend in more recent years has been to keep it above your knees and show quite a bit of thigh, "sky’s out thighs out and shit like that," but i personally just think it looks much better when men show less leg. showing a lot of leg doesn’t look right on a man imho
and before anyone says anything, yes, i do know that shorts in the 80s/70s and before that were very short, but that’s not something to revert back to in my opinion. i believe the 90s/early 2000s were a GOOD thing shorts wise. i believe they fixed a problem. and now people are trying to break what was fixed
but yes, um…TL;DR keep shorts knee-length or longer. thank you
grown men should not wear shorts outside of sports
What if it’s 100° out?
white people do not live below the 40th parallel
Yet all the best red states are. Kys limpdick liberal
red states are welfare queens who drag the country down, useless eaters, the lot of them
Texas has an enormous economy and you’re an idiot.
Libs seething that red states keep winning
Yeah, winning at being the fattest and dumbest on the planet lmfao
You will forever be a joke region
white people do not live below the 40th parallel
Kys liberal
Seething moron lmao
I accept your concession
You’re black, you lost before anything even began
fpbp. inb4 heatcopers… I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summer. Wearing shorts doesn’t make you feel any lets hot, all they do is make you look like a homo or a child and gives you a weird half leg tan. Also if you’re out in the desert you best be wearing parts or your legs are going to get shredded from the brush/cacti out here.
>Yumagay on /fashion/, kek
I’ll fight you at wetlands park, by the little boat launch. or Mr. G’s, your choice.
shall we say 10 o’clock?
>. I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summer
You look stupid then to normal people autistic anon
Nah all the mexican ranchers wear jeans and a button up with boots and a cowboy hat year round in az (nta)
You’re probably stupid but you are wrong: After a certain temperature, humidity and sun intensity not only will shorts not help but they might work against keeping you cool.
Beyond a certain temp, let’s say 85-95 degrees depending on humidity, you’re going to be hot regardless if you’re outside, just accept it. You also have the risk of sun burn and the resulting issues that go with it. You can avoid this by covering up in light, loose layers that breath well. Layering in the summer sounds insane but here me out. Cotton undershirt, loose cotton/linen pants, loose cotton/linen shirt. Protects your skin from getting sunburnt, wicks sweat away from your skin to prevent you from feeling like shit and having gross sweat stains, and has enough space between your skin and the fabric to allow for air flow and evaporation. You’ll feel the same temp wise as wearing a t shirt and shorts, not have to worry about sunburn or wonky tan lines, have better skin and have better fits overall.
This only works for natural fabrics. If you have some wish.com polyester fire hazard long sleeve shirt you are hecked to a comical degree come summer
2×1 twill jeans and linen pants is the meta.
You need to be 18 to post here kids
I bet you’re the stupid who keeps saying grown-ups shouldn’t wear backpacks, how’s your fedora collection going?
Lmao gay soiiiboi with 0 muscle mass. If you don’t get hot in summer, you have the metabolism of a woman and should Troon out already
Only wear shorts if you are below 145lb
looking at copping these tbh
Good choice
Only gays wear shorts
You AREN’T wrong goddamn it I’m a hecking idiot too. heck. Sorry anon
>Promotional image for shorts to be worn by homosexuals
>Literal shit stain on the front of the shirt.
this year feels like the year i take the raw denim jorts out of retirement. i have a completely shredded black pair i might patch up too.
hahaha what the heck
My banana republics are comfy and look good
the only thing i shall say is keep shorts below your knees
i know the trend in more recent years has been to keep it above your knees and show quite a bit of thigh, "sky’s out thighs out and shit like that," but i personally just think it looks much better when men show less leg. showing a lot of leg doesn’t look right on a man imho
and before anyone says anything, yes, i do know that shorts in the 80s/70s and before that were very short, but that’s not something to revert back to in my opinion. i believe the 90s/early 2000s were a GOOD thing shorts wise. i believe they fixed a problem. and now people are trying to break what was fixed
but yes, um…TL;DR keep shorts knee-length or longer. thank you
long shorts looked like shit then and they look like shit now
nahhhhh bruh. short shorts looked ridiculous back in the 80s and before, and they look ridiculous now
i also think it’s hilarious to watch some douchebags think they have massive thighs all because they have on some short shorts
short shorts don’t suddenly turn your thighs massive bro…
don’t need short shorts from the 80s. Keep it respectable with a 7in inseam
Why is a polish middle school student posting on /fashion/?
if i was a teenager in the 90s and a young adult in the early 2000s obviously i can’t be a middle schooler now bro, LMFAO
not unless i was held back several, SEVERAL years…
You’re a huge gay
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