>It may not be over yet.
Y-Yeah, anon... I mean it's just digits and all. I mean, honestly I was already thinking it was a 'no'. Pretty sure the girl I'm thinking of is incapable of feeling an attraction towards anyone due to mental illness/trauma.
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Congratulations, anon.
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I doubt that. I'm about to turn 27 and girls never show any interest in me. I'm not the kind of person they want to be with, unfortunately. Comes with being a weird-o even by sperg standards. Good luck to you in the future though, anon.
That sucks, fren. If not her let's hope you quickly find the right one.
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Look at that lucky guy. Congrats.
I doubt that. I'm about to turn 27 and girls never show any interest in me. I'm not the kind of person they want to be with, unfortunately. Comes with being a weird-o even by sperg standards. Good luck to you in the future though, anon.
8ball my friend you are being very tricky. i need to know if i can homebrew my 3ds.
6 days ago
Anonymous
>very doubtful.
hmmm the update did release yesterday, and the flash card is a few years old. i really hope it works. do you think it will work, 8ball?
6 days ago
Anonymous
i waited years for this, 8ball. will it work? tell me plainly.
6 days ago
Anonymous
ok, so it could probably work, but that depends if the firmware is compatible (basically a coinflip) and if i don't fuck up and brick my system. i've never homebrewed anything before. i need to be really careful.
>playing dad to a younger sister and younger nephew
26 here too. But you are taking care of children (and family). This is a thing that generally makes women happy.
Will Katy perry and Taylor swift ever get along?
Can i jizz to keep up the rizz?
Is OP a massive homosexual? Originalu
do naggers tongue
Will I die a peaceful death in my sleep today?
did I fuck up 8-ball?
>did I fuck up 8-ball?
RIP
will my penis grow in 2 years?
Ha, dicklet
8 ball, am I that guy? Will I ave my own Harem?
Don't play fucking games with me 8-ball I'm a very busy man and it takes a minuet every post. ANSWER ME!
CUT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT 8-BALL THIS ISN'T FUNNY I THINGS TO DO.
Ahh I see. Okay all is forgive 8-ball (^_^)
should i go get drunk in the forest
Are the israelites really behind all the worlds ills
should i actually to try to sniff a womans farts?
>8
always thoughts so
Will i die alone, mr 8 ball
does 8-ball like anal vore
should I do it oh magic 8 ball?
Will israelites get 2nd shoah within next 20 years?
will i get out of here this year
Can I leave with
Can I leave with and
?
>most likely
Bruh
Will I join (if I get yes) or am I here forever (if I get no)?
Good. You did well.
will I die alone in the og sense
Will I get to taste the adrenochrome?
Am I really ENTJ type?
Will my boyfriend leave me?
Oh come on, I need to know. Will he?
Okay thank you 8-ball-kun
Will i ever have sex?
muted for 4 seconds
This is a sign anon. Nothing is set in stone so do your best and go get it.
does she think about me
does she want to be my wife
will a fembot put her hairy pussy on my face and tell me im a good pussy licking slave
Is that silly girl the one?
Are jannies really doing it for free?
You can't make that shit up
Am I depressed genius?
is picking computer engineering the best option?
Pick it and then ask again for a big 8-ball troll.
i chose computer engineer, was this the best option
am i a homosexual and should I kill myself
Will I troon out in a few years?
Will I become like Mike Mentzer in few years?
Should I quit hoarding media this year, after summer ends?
Does she actually have feelings for me and refuses to show it?
It is just his sources, anon. It may not be over yet.
Kek. Damn 8-ball
>It may not be over yet.
Y-Yeah, anon... I mean it's just digits and all. I mean, honestly I was already thinking it was a 'no'. Pretty sure the girl I'm thinking of is incapable of feeling an attraction towards anyone due to mental illness/trauma.
That sucks, fren. If not her let's hope you quickly find the right one.
Look at that lucky guy. Congrats.
Thanks origannoally!
Is it over? Am I alone forever?1
Mr. 8balls, will i ever marry a woman?
One more, will it be a happy relationship?
Thank u Mr. 8balls for giving me hope
Congratulations, anon.
I doubt that. I'm about to turn 27 and girls never show any interest in me. I'm not the kind of person they want to be with, unfortunately. Comes with being a weird-o even by sperg standards. Good luck to you in the future though, anon.
dmesmadp
Will I get happily married?
did you really mean what you said before mr ball?
should i touch grass
Will I ever go to jail?
Ah. Crap. Just for a visit I hope. Haha... hahaha...
Is she ghosting me?
will my ntrboot flash card arrive?
ok, will my card arrive? soon and safe?
dubs of truth.
will i get a job within the next month?
that's fair. will i get a job within this year?
>Don't count on it
will my ntrboot flash card even work?
8ball my friend you are being very tricky. i need to know if i can homebrew my 3ds.
>very doubtful.
hmmm the update did release yesterday, and the flash card is a few years old. i really hope it works. do you think it will work, 8ball?
i waited years for this, 8ball. will it work? tell me plainly.
ok, so it could probably work, but that depends if the firmware is compatible (basically a coinflip) and if i don't fuck up and brick my system. i've never homebrewed anything before. i need to be really careful.
will the NPNW have over 300 million members by the end of this year?
Will I ever make enough to never care about money again?
Haha! I'm going to be rich!
will i get a gf by the end of the week?
Will I burn out this year?
>very doubtful
Will I quit my job in that case (literally, not just quietly)?
>cannot predict now
Will the diagonal career move I've been dreaming happen at least this or next year?
>no
What happens then? The impossible, i.e. a promotion?
you need to file your 2 weeks notice first, wagie
There's still over half of this year left, NEETie(?).
is there a human being out there, who isn't related to me, who is thinking about me?
Will I be successful at realizing all the remaining new year's resolutions I made for 2023 before this year is over?
Will my Chad brother's amazing luck continue?
Will he live beyond 100?
Will he at least outlive me?
Was my Chad brother born from an affair?
Will someone assassinate him in Minecraft?
Will I ever move in to a better apartment/house?
Should I leave all my work for tomorrow?
Oh wisdomful eight ball, I ask thee once more, shall I leave all of my work for tomorrow and in doing so procrastinate?
Will that one guy make his pantsu collector platformer?
will AR blow up?
Will I ever return to the video game industry?
Not even as a writer or designer?
I'm confused. Is that a yes?
>ask again
Is the "without a doubt" for
a yes?
Will people keep posting Smug Wojak after I die?
I was going to ask you something but forgot my question. Will I remember it ever again?
>no
Ha! I remembered it while typing my post! How's that?
Anyway, here's my question: will ChatGPT or some other AI solution replace me professionally within the next 5 years?
Rip
Will my boyfriend still love me after finding out how ugly I am?
I knew it. Oh well, it was worth a try
8ball, does she like me?
will she ever be back in my life
>ask again
will she (i don't mind if not but i'm curious)
Will a girl with a big sexy butt ever sit on my face?
will i ever get to be a cute girl?
does she love me ?
oririzapd zaldazm dalzdlza because fuck the bot
I will ask again then, does she love me ?
So. How are you going to name your first child?
is it a good idea to let my beard grow out?
Should I try to go back to previous job?
Well fuck you 8 ball cuz I'm not. You like that response?
Will we be in a relationship this year?
>Will we be in a relationship this year?
I'm asking again, king.
Will I lose the weight
Good. Male of female, get RIPPED, anon. Show that fat who's the master. But more seriously, congrats on getting healthier and eating better!
Will that school take me back again?
Should I create that kind of content for the internet again?
Why do you think I am asking? Why do you have to play the mysterious guy? Why are you doing that to me?
If I ever get a girlfriend, will she be asain?
Wow, look at that. Lucky anon.
8-ball, answer that same question but for me.
If. If I get a girlfriend. I'm still a 26 year old virgin playing dad to a younger sister and younger nephew.
>playing dad to a younger sister and younger nephew
26 here too. But you are taking care of children (and family). This is a thing that generally makes women happy.
Will I become the president of France one day?
will i marry the femanon im talking to?
will that loser finally leave me alone?
Will I become successful in the video game industry?
KOJIMAAAAAAAAA, MIYAZAKIIIIIII, I'M COMING TO SLAY YOOOOUUUUU (in Elden Ring)
Magic 8-Ball, are you a tool for archons to use in order to receive loosh off of the reactions to your answers?
That's just what an archon would answer innit?
Yup exposed
Will this board ever be good again oh great ball of wisdom?
Will she get back together with me?
Come on 8-ball I need to know, don't play games with me like this!!
Will the first anon to read this find happiness in their life?
Woah! Lurking Anon! Congrats!
back in my day we didn't have chat gpt we used wegee boards and 8-balls. Stupid hippie kids and their gpt chat.