>552 IQ. >26 years old. >Just sit in my house playing DayZ 10 hours a day


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>552 IQ
>26 years old
>Just sit in my house playing DayZ 10 hours a day
>Make a little base and log on and off of the game server holding a mountain backpack I picked off of a zombie I shot with a silenced Mk II

I got the car running and killed 3 people with a shotgun, 2 of which had shotguns, at the start of the game near the coast.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And photographic proof.
    I have never kissed a girl or had sexual intercourse despite this

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. to intelligent to not be a schizo

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently using a LULZ pass

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be totally honest.
    I can see a lot of real cruelty coming from me in the future.

    I do not see the people outside of my house as human or worth protecting. I think of all of them as evil including the children.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I am going to practice sexual tourism with men at some point in my life. I know it's evil and cruel minded, but there's nothing in life for me except this.

      America has been extremely cruel and violent to me. American people are terrible people, so I have to abandon this hell-hole and let the people inside starve to death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I am going to practice sexual tourism with men at some point in my life. I know it's evil and cruel minded, but there's nothing in life for me except this.

      America has been extremely cruel and violent to me. American people are terrible people, so I have to abandon this hell-hole and let the people inside starve to death.

      The fact I am 26 years old and have never kissed a girl and have no friends is abominable.

      That's American people doing this to me.

      So I should take all of the hurt they've given me and dump it off on something that mentally can't feel anything and has a constant high from leaked love from their friends and family.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based dayz enjoyer. I wish I had the time to play but I usually just play for two evenings a week and by the time I get a base going I'm usually way undergeared or already aided.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's good.
      I have a feeling I am about done with the game though.

      I've done everything there is to do inside of it and know every location now. I can pretty much tell north from west from south because I have 240 hours of playtime.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id recommend the isle although i should stay the devs are beyond shit. Its like they are trying their hardest to ruin everything.

        its pretty good escapism. its like fuck the real world, i have more important cretaceous problems.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for the heads-up I didn't know that they were making a new game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Evrima started off really strong. Utah vs teno was great pvp. I think the problem is they are using game mechanics to control player behavior.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played it yet, but it does look very nice.

              I'll be honest. If I had more cartoons and video games to play, I wouldn't be planning to hurt other men in real life at all, but I'm pretty sure it's because I am alive only 51 years after the invention of the PC which enables all of those cartoons and video games.

              I'm pretty sure it had to be right here because atomic bombs are going to be dropped and they will cause a nuclear winter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you been to the new underground base in livonia? I've heard it requires frens to get through it. Uninstall.exe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like Livonia.
          I enjoy the heightened amount of PvP, but the game map is very bad for some reason.

          It's all scrunched together and doesn't feel like real life at all, so the game feels fake.

          All they needed to do was make a couple of high population Chernarus servers, like 100 or 120 players on one server, on the official servers rather than make Livonia.

          It's weird they have player slots on the official side, and it's all set to 60 players without variance.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In all honesty the PvP in DayZ is very nasty. I can understand why they don't officially endorse it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing here is I am pretty sure video games and movies will only get worse and worse as the people making them become more and more genetically mutated and begin to look more and more like myself. Both the men and the women will run this way, and then it'll all be over at that point.

    So if anything I'm moving deeper and deeper into prison until they launch nukes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't that bad of a thing though, but it took me 13 contiguous years of my life to go through 50 years of human media.

      Now I am living in a real prison cell as a grown man because I have run out, and I'm very certain there is nothing coming to replace what I've gone through.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just 50 years? thats small time.
        lol its like, whats your favorite opera?
        you never seen no opera

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no desire to see an opera. Opera is an inferior art form compared to anime or video games.

          Even music is better than Opera.
          Unfortunately, as you go back in time, you get closer and closer to killing animals and reproducing for fun, and if there's no animal or girls, there's no fun.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the devs are actually working on it but it's too bad the game is still not complete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling it will never really be complete.

      Most video games never take off.
      I'm very certain I needed to have been born 300 years into the future, but there is no such place, so I'm condemned to hurt people in real life.

      There are a lot of games that never get finished that are left half done.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My best guess for the date the atomic bombs will drop is 2145 which is 120 years from today's date.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://pastebin.com/Y2vDggXq

      I'm pretty sure this is too nice for the human species to have my brain on file.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey op i recommend looking into stalker gamma and playing in ironman mode at scanvenger difficulty

    If you like dayz you will love it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I heard about that.
      It too looks too difficult to set-up on Linux though. It's not a standalone port of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh i didnt know you were on Linux.
        Its worth setting up a Windows partition for it though. I just love everything about it. Its awesome having to plan your trips and quests, managing your inventory, and trying to find semi functional guns to fix.
        If you play it with the "mags redux" mod on, you even have to load individual rounds into magazines and manage them instead of pressing reload every time you take a shot like in call of duty. And in the latest version you can even get npc party members who make random comments and so on.
        Definetely worth looking into

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like DayZ because of the PvP aspects of it though while having a very heavy PvE atmosphere that can hurt you during PvP. I do not know if it's that way.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure life will be largely totally unlivable for 50 years for me or until I am dead because of the date I was born.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Escape from Tarkov is currently forbidden because I don't want to end up on a watch list

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I'm currently on the Fairplay Eden server.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to get into community servers, but they were poisonous. One I have access to everyone gets a cowboy hat and a machete, infinite run time, and there are no backpacks that spawn in.

      I just want the vanilla game with a higher player count.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just sit in my house playing DayZ 10 hours a day
    Sounds pretty based to me.

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