Do you remember people smoking in public? People would walk around the grocery store smoking cigarettes. There were ashtrays on every isle. Getting on a plan? Fuck it, fire up a Marlboro.
Now, we have masks. Back then you could walk around a Walmart smoking a cigar and no one even noticed.
Zoomers watching old movies from the 50s with smartly dressed people will idolize them and their heckin' trad values without ever knowing how **stinky** they were because of the constant smoking.
Our high school had a smoking section. It was maybe 100 feet from the main doors. No one thought anything of it. I use to go walk around the neighborhood during commons with a classmate and he would smoke and we woudl talk. It was bliss. My buddy in school would collect those marb points. You could buy cigs in vending machines if you knew where to go. I'm pretty sure there was a kid in middle school with a moustache and he drove.
Pull up a chair and let’s have a chat >t. born in 1983
Another thing I've realized, is I am now a grown 42 year old man with zero debt and assets. I am still nowhere near as free as I was at 8 years old in the summer of 89.
In 1989 I had a rifle, a dirt bike, and a girlfriend. I would tie string around the bolt of my Ruger 10/22 and feed it around the trigger, making it a makeshift fully auto. Which is a fucking felony now. Then I'd add another felony onto to the gun by making a silencer from plastic coke bottles and toilet paper.
After I'd converted my rifle to a fully automatic silenced illegal firearm. I would jump on a Honda 80cc two stroke dirt bike that didn't have a headlight, not even to mention blinkers or brake lights. Then, I would go pick up the neighbor girl. I'd ride all over the town and the beach with my illegal fire arm, and a little blonde girl hanging off of my loud ass dirt bike.
No one ever stopped me. That sounds insane now. I couldn't do that shit now. I'd go straight to jail. Kids today definitely couldn't get away with that. What the fuck do you think would happen to an 8 year old, today, running around with illegal firearms on an illegal motorcycle?
People would freak out. No one gave a shit in 1989.
>Another thing I've realized, is I am now a grown 42 year old man with zero debt and assets. I am still nowhere near as free as I was at 8 years old in the summer of 89
Someone pointed out years ago that the best time in their life was 13. The didn't have responsibilities or worries. Bitches weren't a thing, back didn't hurt, etc. Being a GenX latchkey kid who came home for lunch and cooked his own meals was kinda cool. Helicopter moms didn't exist, and yes, there were pedos on the street, but they weren't grabbing the kids, they were like the UK "groomers" only instead of paki muslims, they were creepy old white men.
Born in 1980 here. I remember when i went to school, the teenagers used to go to places off school grounds to eat lunch and drive themselves to school in their own cars. I thought that was one of the coolest things ever.
> When did the years start blending in with each other?
Late thirties > How did interest rate rise affect your mortgage
It didn’t because I locked 2.5%. The increase in property values did cost me more in property taxes though
born 79...time moves faster now than it ever has. As a kid i still remember thinking how long i was going to be in school (i was probably 4th or 5th grade)--seemed like it was never going to end. My oldest kid is almost ready to graduate. It's fucking insane. Days just fly by.
This isn't a thing for most people in America. We mostly have fixed interest rates on our mortgage. I've read in Canada you aren't offered that. So your mortgages go up significantly when rates go up. The UK is the same. That sounds like bullshit.
>How did interest rate rise affect your mortgage
When I bought my house in the 90s, mortgage rate was over 11%. Interest rates actually went down over the course of the mortgage. House prices were CONSIDERABLY lower due, in large part to the higher interest rates. Back in the 80s there were mortgages over 20%. My friend's parents bought a townhome for $30k with a 22% mort.
>Back in the 80s there were mortgages over 20%
People then would "joke" that it would be cheaper to finance a house with a credit card instead of a mortgage. Pretty
Watching them from kindergarten to your current age, can you identify any traits or dispositions or personalty types which seem to make people miserable failures vs happy successes?
Controlling your income isn't always possible but managing your expenses is. 401k was possible before 2019. With the added inflation, you need a match to 5percent to turn a profit if you choose a good fund. Precious metals are for long term, land is better if you have a tax favorable state. If it ain't gonna be your wife, don't cum in that bitch. Get a rifle and a case of ammo right after you get a place to live. Get off Facebook. Don't get caught driving drunk.
>i'd add get a roth IRA & max it out every year
Reminder: >If you don't HAVE it, you don't own it.
A bank account/pension fund is just a debt owed by someone else. Through no fault of their own, they may become unable to fulfill that obligation. Two different ways (same end result) that you can be ripped off:
-Banks default
-Banks don't default, but currency hyperinflates and loses all value.
People who maintain more social connections and relationships seem to be the happiest and most successful. They are able to weather storms more easily and gain help from others to secure jobs, grow businesses, gain capital, etc.
Not true at all. I became my happiest after I dumped all the losers I know out of my life and keep a small friends group that I know are reliable and people who I can count on. If I ever win the lotto I am going to take care of those people and them alone. If your "friends" don't call you or hit you up without you having to do the work, then don't waste your time with these bums. They are nothing more than parasites who use you for only their benefit
I'm conflicted on my sexuality.
I grew up a conservative, god-fearing family and part of me wants the traditional life of the wife and kids, but being honest I'm just not very attracted to women. I've tried to keep it under wraps since I love my family and want to make them proud, but I don't think I can keep this up for my entire life. I've been with girls but never felt a spark with them. I usually break it off, because it feels fucked up for me to mislead them into thinking I'm into them when there's a guy out there that would take them seriously.
I'm 28 now and they're already wondering why I don't have a wife and talking to me about having kids. I don't think they suspect anything but I know the questions are going to get more and more frequent as time goes on.
Because, if you're watching gay porn than that is what is making you gay. Stop jerking your dick to gay porn. Stop watching porn at all, but especially homosexual porn.
>do gay things >why am I gay
Uh...stop doing gay shit.
were you molested? Did you have an adult or even another boy come onto you? You might not even remember tbh. Also are you fat? Do you have alot of squishy fat even if you aren't technically obese? fat and diet can mess with your hormones. you aren't born gay
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>were you molested?
a girl a few years older than me coerced me into sex when i was like 3 or 4. >Also are you fat?
No. I was really underweight when I was young, but I'm about average now.
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I had an aunt who wanted to dig in my asshole for pinworms. I was probably 8 or 9 years old. I ran like a motherfucker. I wasn't a dumb kid. Some boomer tried chasing me because i was cutting thru his yard..dude looked like a serial killer. fucking prick never did catch me. I just cut thru a different yard from then on.
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>dig in my asshole for pinworms
I'm sorry, what?
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I had an aunt who wanted to dig in my asshole for pinworms. I was probably 8 or 9 years old. I ran like a motherfucker. I wasn't a dumb kid. Some boomer tried chasing me because i was cutting thru his yard..dude looked like a serial killer. fucking prick never did catch me. I just cut thru a different yard from then on.
>dig in my asshole for pinworms >I'm sorry, what?
Was she hot?
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Pinhead, overweight, worked in a factory. Once told a coworker that the devil was going to shove a pitchfork up their ass.
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Its 100% true and don't ask me why or what. She's fucking insane/everyone that knows her would agree. She's still alive/in her 80s.
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Oh and she showed up at our house with a fucking flashlight in her hand. She must have seen something on tv. Her son (my cousin) was scared shitless because she would tell him all the time if he didn't stay near her he would be kidnapped by black people and be on a milk carton. The kid still isn't right in the head.
It's really fucking simple. Personally, I really enjoy downing a fifth of whiskey, then chasing it down with two more fifths. But, that's bad, that will kill me. I understand this, so I don't drink a half gallon of whiskey everyday, as fun as that sounds.
Being a homosexual is the same. Just stop doing gay shit, and you are no longer a homosexual.
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Abstinence from porn won't make me like girls. I've known I was gay since I was young, before I even watched porn.
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Well, it won't hurt. It would probably help. At least if you stop doing gay things, you wont be a homosexual.
But, you're the one who brought this up as a problem. Nobody cares if you're a homosexual. Go suck a bag of dicks. It's your mouth. I'm just saying if you want to stop being a homosexual, stop doing gay stuff.
It's that simple.
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That makes no sense. I'll be gay whether I watch porn or not.
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Are you the only child?
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No I'm not. Why do you ask?
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For your family's sake, wrt children and posterity. Are you an uncle>?
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My two brothers have kids. I'm the youngest.
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My advice then is to go live your gay life. It won't put your family out too much.
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The biggest problem isn't me being gay (obviously). My fear is that I'd lose my connection with my family in the process.
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Would your brothers stand with you?
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I don't think so. I'm not sure.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't think so. I'm not sure.
>I'm sorry.
Aren't you guys on the wrong board?
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wdym
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Aww well both me and the wife are queer parents, and we certainly would still love our kids if they do end up being gay. would like some grandkids tho not gonna lie.
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>Aww well both me and the wife are queer parents, and we certainly would still love our kids if they do end up being gay. would like some grandkids tho not gonna lie.
I would hope my son was a top, Would love him no matter what though.
> Does everything get worse with age?
The opposite in fact. Yes, more health problems, but unless you fucked ip having more money makes most things much better
Much of what gets worse (economy, nation, society) are out of your direct control.
I’m 35, age brings a lot more attractiveness to males, opposite for females.
Get your shit together which means stable income, stable transportation, stable housing.
Start making retirement plans in your early 20s. It makes a huge difference. I didn’t start until 30s and it’s a huge regret. Whatever your plan is, people argue about what’s better investing etc but whatever you choose do something for retirement age starting in your 20s. Don’t expect social security to be there when you’re old.
36 here. Definitely feeling the zoomer thirst kick in the last 3 years.
Gonna be exiting the friend zone or her life on Monday for a 26 year old Aryan zoomette. Wager the success rate is above 90%
Like others noted, you have to take care of your health or else getting older is going to suck. Outside of that, if you have your financial situation together by your 30's/40's, then your life is going to be great.
In fact, you'll be much more selective on which women you will date etc.
Unfortunately, at 42, I never got married and still have no kids. I think I'm probably a little too picky (no tattoos, no alcohol/degen lifestyle choices, etc). I just don't see it happening with how women are today. All of my friends growing up are now divorced and miserable. A couple basically drank themselves to death after their wives left.
I feel like I'm the only one left in a way. I became a millionaire because I spent my 20's/30's working my balls off and investing everything I had so I could retire faster.
I've been dating a 26yo for the past year. She's really nice and wants kids. I guess we'll see how it goes.
36 here. Definitely feeling the zoomer thirst kick in the last 3 years.
Gonna be exiting the friend zone or her life on Monday for a 26 year old Aryan zoomette. Wager the success rate is above 90%
Smelling some bullshit
The imaginary 26yr old slut who is totally gonna bang me-cel
It seems like 40 is a big turning point, it really isn't. But, you've probably got an idea of how the next 40 years are going to play out by this point. It's halfway.
What have you accomplished? If you did well in your twenties and thirties, then the next few decades will probably be the same. If you haven't accomplished anything by that point, you are quickly running out of time.
Most people love their children and want their family to prosper. In the same way an elderly man would plant a tree that he will never pick the fruit from.
The 40 year old zogbots are all retired now. I've got a few friends that did it. They seem to have vastly different outcomes. One guy is all fucked up, mentally and physically. Another one doesn't even bring it up, and has a construction business. One guy came out at as e8. He never shuts the fuck about it. He stays up all night playing computer games. Then one of my friends came out as a Lt. Col. He has a big vacation property management business.
I'm glad I didn't join. I was born in 81. Guys were all excited to go die for zog after 9/11. It just seemed like a bad idea to me at the time.
>The literal opposite.
That's a girl problem, unless your talking about that fucking horrible dribble when you reel the hose back into your pants. >nothing worse than a ml of piss dripping down your leg after shaking it and wringing that fucking trouser snake in vain for 30 seconds.
I have to piss all the time and it isn't diabetes. I basically have to stop drinking liquids around the late afternoon if I want to sleep more than a few hours without having to get up to pee.
You need salt in your water for your body to retain it. Use pink Himalayan salt, I have the bladder of a hamster, and drink a ton of water, but this fixed my issue. Try it
>I basically have to stop drinking liquids around the late afternoon if I want to sleep more than a few hours without having to get up to pee.
Me and the better half both take shifts pissing throughout the night. I'm the only one who has to shake afterwards though.
You need salt in your water for your body to retain it. Use pink Himalayan salt, I have the bladder of a hamster, and drink a ton of water, but this fixed my issue. Try it
>You need salt in your water for your body to retain it.
I'll try that.
exercise helps, as do certain juices like grapefruit or cranberry for the tannin compounds that clear the pipes out. Almost all chronic issues are inflammatory issues that will get better if you work on general inflammation like taking care of your teeth, exercising, hot showers, sleeping well. My prostate is doing much better after i started taking care of myself again.
>exercise helps, as do certain juices like grapefruit or cranberry for the tannin compounds that clear the pipes out. Almost all chronic issues are inflammatory issues that will get better if you work on general inflammation like taking care of your teeth, exercising, hot showers, sleeping well. My prostate is doing much better after i started taking care of myself again.
Thanks fren.
also, when you blow your load, i'd suggest doing it standing upright and clench your cheeks when it comes out. You have to get ALL the poison out. Standing up you posturally get bigger loads. Clenching your cheeks pushes more out. It really does help. But don't ejaculate too often as it agitates the prostate.
>you are a millenial you retard
Definitions for the generation boundaries are sloppy. At best he is definitely at the tail end of the cohort. I am very early GenX, so I got a small taste of that boomer privilege, (paid off house, etc) but I am smart enough to not expect any pension.
Early Millennials/late GenX are so fucked today. We're heading into a terrible recession/depression that will last years, possibly decades, and may end with national borders dramatically changed, along with massive population purges.
Millennials: Too old to start over from scratch, too young to hope for a natural death anytime soon.
Deagle predictions may turn out to be accurate. >Timestamp: go about 3/4 way to the end.
https://rumble.com/v3uxy9m-interview-with-matt-bracken-2-11-10-23.html
>Early Millennials/late GenX are so fucked today. We're heading into a terrible recession/depression that will last years, possibly decades, and may end with national borders dramatically changed, along with massive population purges.
Good news for Zoomers, you'll finally get to own your own home for cheap. If you survive the tribulations.
>fuck
Get at least one hour from the major population centers if possible. Alternately, have an escape plan and a bugout location that you can eject to with short (12-24h) notice. You still have time, you will know it when it happens.
-Power goes out
-Internet goes down
-Martial law
Even if WW3 breaks out, so long as you aren't on ground zero, or in downtown Chicago, having a vehicle with a 1/2 tank of gas, some jerrycans full of gas, along with preps, and a familiar location to head toward, you'll be way ahead of the crowd that is raiding the store for bottled water and batteries.
as someone born in the 80s i remember a time it seemed we were being raised to be good white citizens to inherit the country and feel patriotism and be subjected to actual rules right before they pulled the rug and let all the brown people in to get your inheritance and rape and murder and be let out the same day. there is 0 benefit to being a legal citizen, you pay taxes, get drafted, asshole cops can write you tickets that can be tracked to you, auto insurance. shitskins do none of that. the israelites also crashed the economy in 2008 just as our generation was looking for jobs
>i remember a time it seemed we were being raised to be good white citizens to inherit the country and feel patriotism and be subjected to actual rules right before they pulled the rug and let all the brown people in to get your inheritance and rape and murder and be let out the same day.
We were also raised to be the least racist/sexist generation, only to get back stabbed and bitch slapped with hatred of white males, and affirmative action.
You need to grow up, youngin. If you weren't buying beer legally at 18, you ain't shit.
My older brother went to the bar during lunch when he was in high school..he's 60. This was in Wisconsin.
Do you remember people smoking in public? People would walk around the grocery store smoking cigarettes. There were ashtrays on every isle. Getting on a plan? Fuck it, fire up a Marlboro.
Now, we have masks. Back then you could walk around a Walmart smoking a cigar and no one even noticed.
Zoomers watching old movies from the 50s with smartly dressed people will idolize them and their heckin' trad values without ever knowing how **stinky** they were because of the constant smoking.
Our high school had a smoking section. It was maybe 100 feet from the main doors. No one thought anything of it. I use to go walk around the neighborhood during commons with a classmate and he would smoke and we woudl talk. It was bliss. My buddy in school would collect those marb points. You could buy cigs in vending machines if you knew where to go. I'm pretty sure there was a kid in middle school with a moustache and he drove.
Another thing I've realized, is I am now a grown 42 year old man with zero debt and assets. I am still nowhere near as free as I was at 8 years old in the summer of 89.
In 1989 I had a rifle, a dirt bike, and a girlfriend. I would tie string around the bolt of my Ruger 10/22 and feed it around the trigger, making it a makeshift fully auto. Which is a fucking felony now. Then I'd add another felony onto to the gun by making a silencer from plastic coke bottles and toilet paper.
After I'd converted my rifle to a fully automatic silenced illegal firearm. I would jump on a Honda 80cc two stroke dirt bike that didn't have a headlight, not even to mention blinkers or brake lights. Then, I would go pick up the neighbor girl. I'd ride all over the town and the beach with my illegal fire arm, and a little blonde girl hanging off of my loud ass dirt bike.
No one ever stopped me. That sounds insane now. I couldn't do that shit now. I'd go straight to jail. Kids today definitely couldn't get away with that. What the fuck do you think would happen to an 8 year old, today, running around with illegal firearms on an illegal motorcycle?
People would freak out. No one gave a shit in 1989.
>Another thing I've realized, is I am now a grown 42 year old man with zero debt and assets. I am still nowhere near as free as I was at 8 years old in the summer of 89
Someone pointed out years ago that the best time in their life was 13. The didn't have responsibilities or worries. Bitches weren't a thing, back didn't hurt, etc. Being a GenX latchkey kid who came home for lunch and cooked his own meals was kinda cool. Helicopter moms didn't exist, and yes, there were pedos on the street, but they weren't grabbing the kids, they were like the UK "groomers" only instead of paki muslims, they were creepy old white men.
Born in 1980 here. I remember when i went to school, the teenagers used to go to places off school grounds to eat lunch and drive themselves to school in their own cars. I thought that was one of the coolest things ever.
When did the years start blending in with each other?
> When did the years start blending in with each other?
Late thirties
> How did interest rate rise affect your mortgage
It didn’t because I locked 2.5%. The increase in property values did cost me more in property taxes though
Fucking 2.5 gigachad rate. Nice. I’m in the 3.5
Can confirm, years are a blur from late thirties onwards.
> 82’ boomer
born 79...time moves faster now than it ever has. As a kid i still remember thinking how long i was going to be in school (i was probably 4th or 5th grade)--seemed like it was never going to end. My oldest kid is almost ready to graduate. It's fucking insane. Days just fly by.
>When did the years start blending in with each other?
I've got dress shoes older than most of the cashiers where I shop.
How did interest rate rise affect your mortgage
This isn't a thing for most people in America. We mostly have fixed interest rates on our mortgage. I've read in Canada you aren't offered that. So your mortgages go up significantly when rates go up. The UK is the same. That sounds like bullshit.
t. 1985 Old Man
Only if you were dumb enough to get an APR loan.
>How did interest rate rise affect your mortgage
When I bought my house in the 90s, mortgage rate was over 11%. Interest rates actually went down over the course of the mortgage. House prices were CONSIDERABLY lower due, in large part to the higher interest rates. Back in the 80s there were mortgages over 20%. My friend's parents bought a townhome for $30k with a 22% mort.
Rotten little dump of a city. Only thing it had going for it was that it didn't have the demographics of Toronto ten years ago.
>Back in the 80s there were mortgages over 20%
People then would "joke" that it would be cheaper to finance a house with a credit card instead of a mortgage. Pretty
Watching them from kindergarten to your current age, can you identify any traits or dispositions or personalty types which seem to make people miserable failures vs happy successes?
Controlling your income isn't always possible but managing your expenses is. 401k was possible before 2019. With the added inflation, you need a match to 5percent to turn a profit if you choose a good fund. Precious metals are for long term, land is better if you have a tax favorable state. If it ain't gonna be your wife, don't cum in that bitch. Get a rifle and a case of ammo right after you get a place to live. Get off Facebook. Don't get caught driving drunk.
all good advice
i'd add get a roth IRA & max it out every year
>i'd add get a roth IRA & max it out every year
Reminder:
>If you don't HAVE it, you don't own it.
A bank account/pension fund is just a debt owed by someone else. Through no fault of their own, they may become unable to fulfill that obligation. Two different ways (same end result) that you can be ripped off:
-Banks default
-Banks don't default, but currency hyperinflates and loses all value.
People who maintain more social connections and relationships seem to be the happiest and most successful. They are able to weather storms more easily and gain help from others to secure jobs, grow businesses, gain capital, etc.
Not true at all. I became my happiest after I dumped all the losers I know out of my life and keep a small friends group that I know are reliable and people who I can count on. If I ever win the lotto I am going to take care of those people and them alone. If your "friends" don't call you or hit you up without you having to do the work, then don't waste your time with these bums. They are nothing more than parasites who use you for only their benefit
What was the worst influence on western society in your opinion?
Also post man-tits or gtfo. Or even liver spots to prove your old.
>What was the worst influence on western society in your opinion?
It’s toss up between social media and entertainment “news” shows on Fox and MSNBC
So Hollywood celebrity shows with commercials and today's zoomer influencers are the mutation of Entertainment Tonight.
Obviously the schools.
How do I get my wife to let me impregnate another woman?
> How do I get my wife to let me impregnate another woman?
Make more money
Not disappointed
Dudes like 60 easy
I'm conflicted on my sexuality.
I grew up a conservative, god-fearing family and part of me wants the traditional life of the wife and kids, but being honest I'm just not very attracted to women. I've tried to keep it under wraps since I love my family and want to make them proud, but I don't think I can keep this up for my entire life. I've been with girls but never felt a spark with them. I usually break it off, because it feels fucked up for me to mislead them into thinking I'm into them when there's a guy out there that would take them seriously.
I'm 28 now and they're already wondering why I don't have a wife and talking to me about having kids. I don't think they suspect anything but I know the questions are going to get more and more frequent as time goes on.
What would you do in my situation, op?
Are you watching gay porn or something? I'm not being a smart ass, I'm wondering are you doing something gay? Or, you just don't like females?
I stick to porn. I've never had sex with another guy. Why do you ask?
Because, if you're watching gay porn than that is what is making you gay. Stop jerking your dick to gay porn. Stop watching porn at all, but especially homosexual porn.
>do gay things
>why am I gay
Uh...stop doing gay shit.
You got it mixed up. I watch the porn, because I like the guys. Porn didn't make me like guys.
were you molested? Did you have an adult or even another boy come onto you? You might not even remember tbh. Also are you fat? Do you have alot of squishy fat even if you aren't technically obese? fat and diet can mess with your hormones. you aren't born gay
>were you molested?
a girl a few years older than me coerced me into sex when i was like 3 or 4.
>Also are you fat?
No. I was really underweight when I was young, but I'm about average now.
I had an aunt who wanted to dig in my asshole for pinworms. I was probably 8 or 9 years old. I ran like a motherfucker. I wasn't a dumb kid. Some boomer tried chasing me because i was cutting thru his yard..dude looked like a serial killer. fucking prick never did catch me. I just cut thru a different yard from then on.
>dig in my asshole for pinworms
I'm sorry, what?
>dig in my asshole for pinworms
>I'm sorry, what?
Was she hot?
Pinhead, overweight, worked in a factory. Once told a coworker that the devil was going to shove a pitchfork up their ass.
Its 100% true and don't ask me why or what. She's fucking insane/everyone that knows her would agree. She's still alive/in her 80s.
Oh and she showed up at our house with a fucking flashlight in her hand. She must have seen something on tv. Her son (my cousin) was scared shitless because she would tell him all the time if he didn't stay near her he would be kidnapped by black people and be on a milk carton. The kid still isn't right in the head.
You're reinforcing bad behavior.
It's really fucking simple. Personally, I really enjoy downing a fifth of whiskey, then chasing it down with two more fifths. But, that's bad, that will kill me. I understand this, so I don't drink a half gallon of whiskey everyday, as fun as that sounds.
Being a homosexual is the same. Just stop doing gay shit, and you are no longer a homosexual.
Abstinence from porn won't make me like girls. I've known I was gay since I was young, before I even watched porn.
Well, it won't hurt. It would probably help. At least if you stop doing gay things, you wont be a homosexual.
But, you're the one who brought this up as a problem. Nobody cares if you're a homosexual. Go suck a bag of dicks. It's your mouth. I'm just saying if you want to stop being a homosexual, stop doing gay stuff.
It's that simple.
That makes no sense. I'll be gay whether I watch porn or not.
Are you the only child?
No I'm not. Why do you ask?
For your family's sake, wrt children and posterity. Are you an uncle>?
My two brothers have kids. I'm the youngest.
My advice then is to go live your gay life. It won't put your family out too much.
The biggest problem isn't me being gay (obviously). My fear is that I'd lose my connection with my family in the process.
Would your brothers stand with you?
I don't think so. I'm not sure.
I'm sorry.
>I'm sorry.
Aren't you guys on the wrong board?
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wdym
Aww well both me and the wife are queer parents, and we certainly would still love our kids if they do end up being gay. would like some grandkids tho not gonna lie.
>Aww well both me and the wife are queer parents, and we certainly would still love our kids if they do end up being gay. would like some grandkids tho not gonna lie.
I would hope my son was a top, Would love him no matter what though.
>What would you do in my situation, op?
get the one with the most money pregnant
>40yo
Isn't it a little past your bedtime?
40 year olds aren’t boomers you fucking mongoloid
welcome to the internet you fucking retard
stupid zoomer your meme is shit just like your entire generation
>t. 50 year old and still not a boomer
fuckwit
>40 years old
>Boomer
Behold, Common Core, everybody.
This.
Yes, the internet is full of fucking retards, like you.
how new are you that you don't know the 30 year old boomer meme
Because it wasn't funny the first time around, much less the millionth. Get exterminated, zoomers. I revel in your high suicide rates.
i'm the anon that posted prostate cures in this thread. go kill yourself fren
Are these accounts running an archaic version of a chatbot that doesn't know this has been a running meme for, like, years?
you could be right
Dude, we know nothing. The older I get, the more I realize that I am totally clueless. I hope to God a hero emerges from Gen Z.
t. 44 years old
Know the feeling bro, it’s terrifying. I’m praying for a 40k Emperor entity to show us all the light.
I'm 48.
Does everything get worse with age?
Your future always gets worse if you aren't actively working to make it better.
> Does everything get worse with age?
The opposite in fact. Yes, more health problems, but unless you fucked ip having more money makes most things much better
Much of what gets worse (economy, nation, society) are out of your direct control.
I’m 35, age brings a lot more attractiveness to males, opposite for females.
Get your shit together which means stable income, stable transportation, stable housing.
Start making retirement plans in your early 20s. It makes a huge difference. I didn’t start until 30s and it’s a huge regret. Whatever your plan is, people argue about what’s better investing etc but whatever you choose do something for retirement age starting in your 20s. Don’t expect social security to be there when you’re old.
36 here. Definitely feeling the zoomer thirst kick in the last 3 years.
Gonna be exiting the friend zone or her life on Monday for a 26 year old Aryan zoomette. Wager the success rate is above 90%
What a joke. We're never gonna be able to retire. Hell we probably won't even live to retirement age.
>stable housing
so it only gets worse, got it
>so it only gets worse, got it
It gets much worse, but gets much, much better if you can make it past 2035.
Like others noted, you have to take care of your health or else getting older is going to suck. Outside of that, if you have your financial situation together by your 30's/40's, then your life is going to be great.
In fact, you'll be much more selective on which women you will date etc.
Unfortunately, at 42, I never got married and still have no kids. I think I'm probably a little too picky (no tattoos, no alcohol/degen lifestyle choices, etc). I just don't see it happening with how women are today. All of my friends growing up are now divorced and miserable. A couple basically drank themselves to death after their wives left.
I feel like I'm the only one left in a way. I became a millionaire because I spent my 20's/30's working my balls off and investing everything I had so I could retire faster.
I've been dating a 26yo for the past year. She's really nice and wants kids. I guess we'll see how it goes.
Smelling some bullshit
The imaginary 26yr old slut who is totally gonna bang me-cel
No I won't join you in your misery so you can bring others down to your level so you can feel good about being there.
Bud pull the fucking trigger on that right quick. Having kids is the best, there's nothing that beats it.
You’re not a Boomer, you imbecile.
Being a Boomer meant that you were worried about getting nukes by the Russians or being drafted to fight in Vietnam.
You worried about neither. You’re a fucking Millennial piss-licker.
It seems like 40 is a big turning point, it really isn't. But, you've probably got an idea of how the next 40 years are going to play out by this point. It's halfway.
What have you accomplished? If you did well in your twenties and thirties, then the next few decades will probably be the same. If you haven't accomplished anything by that point, you are quickly running out of time.
How many years of consooming would you be willing to sell out your children's futures for? 1? 2?
Why would my children be entitled to any of MY earnings?
Must be white
Most people love their children and want their family to prosper. In the same way an elderly man would plant a tree that he will never pick the fruit from.
Give me money boomer
Motherfucker half this website's users are older than you
get over yourself bro, you and I were both teenagers in the 90s, we missed the wave.
t. born in 83, born too late by ten years at least.
>is an old poo
>has a roll of toilet paper at his desk
checks out
It's veterans day. Did you do your time, 40yo boomer?
not op but also a '83 boomer and yes
Makes sense, 9/11 happened when you were 18. Don't worry, they got me too, couple years later.
my first day of basic was 9/11
shit was crazy
The 40 year old zogbots are all retired now. I've got a few friends that did it. They seem to have vastly different outcomes. One guy is all fucked up, mentally and physically. Another one doesn't even bring it up, and has a construction business. One guy came out at as e8. He never shuts the fuck about it. He stays up all night playing computer games. Then one of my friends came out as a Lt. Col. He has a big vacation property management business.
I'm glad I didn't join. I was born in 81. Guys were all excited to go die for zog after 9/11. It just seemed like a bad idea to me at the time.
Why do you call yourself a boomer? You're not even a GenXer, you were likely raised by boomers.
i ain't yer "opfer" pal
>t. born in 1982
Well...why didn't you teach your children to appreciate SOL?
Got any minor or practical skills you recommend learning? Finding myself having free time again and I hate it.
>40 yr old boomer here… what do you little offers want to know?
Do you have trouble pissing yet?
The literal opposite.
>The literal opposite.
That's a girl problem, unless your talking about that fucking horrible dribble when you reel the hose back into your pants.
>nothing worse than a ml of piss dripping down your leg after shaking it and wringing that fucking trouser snake in vain for 30 seconds.
I have to piss all the time and it isn't diabetes. I basically have to stop drinking liquids around the late afternoon if I want to sleep more than a few hours without having to get up to pee.
You need salt in your water for your body to retain it. Use pink Himalayan salt, I have the bladder of a hamster, and drink a ton of water, but this fixed my issue. Try it
Sea salt no good? Thanks.
>I basically have to stop drinking liquids around the late afternoon if I want to sleep more than a few hours without having to get up to pee.
Me and the better half both take shifts pissing throughout the night. I'm the only one who has to shake afterwards though.
>You need salt in your water for your body to retain it.
I'll try that.
Well that's just shitty. I knew I'd become a light sleeper and night pisser like my dad, but my mom never lost one moment of sleep from any of this.
exercise helps, as do certain juices like grapefruit or cranberry for the tannin compounds that clear the pipes out. Almost all chronic issues are inflammatory issues that will get better if you work on general inflammation like taking care of your teeth, exercising, hot showers, sleeping well. My prostate is doing much better after i started taking care of myself again.
>exercise helps, as do certain juices like grapefruit or cranberry for the tannin compounds that clear the pipes out. Almost all chronic issues are inflammatory issues that will get better if you work on general inflammation like taking care of your teeth, exercising, hot showers, sleeping well. My prostate is doing much better after i started taking care of myself again.
Thanks fren.
also, when you blow your load, i'd suggest doing it standing upright and clench your cheeks when it comes out. You have to get ALL the poison out. Standing up you posturally get bigger loads. Clenching your cheeks pushes more out. It really does help. But don't ejaculate too often as it agitates the prostate.
I was born in 1983 also and I genuinely feel sorry if you look like the dude in that picture
>1983
Oh sweaty if you only knew how bad it really was.
>40
you are a millenial you retard
>you are a millenial you retard
Definitions for the generation boundaries are sloppy. At best he is definitely at the tail end of the cohort. I am very early GenX, so I got a small taste of that boomer privilege, (paid off house, etc) but I am smart enough to not expect any pension.
Early Millennials/late GenX are so fucked today. We're heading into a terrible recession/depression that will last years, possibly decades, and may end with national borders dramatically changed, along with massive population purges.
Millennials: Too old to start over from scratch, too young to hope for a natural death anytime soon.
Deagle predictions may turn out to be accurate.
>Timestamp: go about 3/4 way to the end.
https://rumble.com/v3uxy9m-interview-with-matt-bracken-2-11-10-23.html
>Early Millennials/late GenX are so fucked today. We're heading into a terrible recession/depression that will last years, possibly decades, and may end with national borders dramatically changed, along with massive population purges.
Good news for Zoomers, you'll finally get to own your own home for cheap. If you survive the tribulations.
fuck
>fuck
Get at least one hour from the major population centers if possible. Alternately, have an escape plan and a bugout location that you can eject to with short (12-24h) notice. You still have time, you will know it when it happens.
-Power goes out
-Internet goes down
-Martial law
Even if WW3 breaks out, so long as you aren't on ground zero, or in downtown Chicago, having a vehicle with a 1/2 tank of gas, some jerrycans full of gas, along with preps, and a familiar location to head toward, you'll be way ahead of the crowd that is raiding the store for bottled water and batteries.
>Fight for Texas and get a home.
Alberta, make it happen as well.
>Alberta, make it happen as well.
Yes fren, Alaska-Texas! (contiguous)
You’re the Millennial generation and not a Boomer
go to bed son, you’ve had too much to drink and i want some rounds with your mom now
>t. 44 year old boomer
as someone born in the 80s i remember a time it seemed we were being raised to be good white citizens to inherit the country and feel patriotism and be subjected to actual rules right before they pulled the rug and let all the brown people in to get your inheritance and rape and murder and be let out the same day. there is 0 benefit to being a legal citizen, you pay taxes, get drafted, asshole cops can write you tickets that can be tracked to you, auto insurance. shitskins do none of that. the israelites also crashed the economy in 2008 just as our generation was looking for jobs
>i remember a time it seemed we were being raised to be good white citizens to inherit the country and feel patriotism and be subjected to actual rules right before they pulled the rug and let all the brown people in to get your inheritance and rape and murder and be let out the same day.
We were also raised to be the least racist/sexist generation, only to get back stabbed and bitch slapped with hatred of white males, and affirmative action.
the fag looks at least 65 you fucking nagger
god i wish i could go back in time
> Boomer
> 1983
You are slightly younger than me and the boomers have to be born I think before 1962.
this is probably bait and you probably know this already but you are not a boomer
>40yo
You're not a boomer son
Boomers were born 1946-1964.
If you're 40 years old, you're not a boomer.
Learn to spell, homosexual.
You are not a boomer moron…. You’re at best Generation X, but more likely Generation Y dumb ass
39 boomer here. Honestly after about 22 life is just utter shit. I hope damn near every night I die in my sleep. This pissworld is hell.