Heresies wait Catholics do dirty job
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Heresies wait Catholics do dirty job
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
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Good joke
Don't worry. Catholism and Orthodoxy is in a sharp decline, ans will probably not even be relevant in a century or two. Turns out people trust science and evidence over dusty fairytale books.
*goes exctinct*
Most of the black protestants (and the redneck evangelicals) will end up in prison or dead before they graduate high school
Evangelicals are more educated than Catholics on average
Time to be hindu
Ma'am will you redeem Ganesh worship sirs?
>For professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.
Satanists
Points out christian hypocrisy. The disgust causes the masses to flee. Current numbers are down 20% in congregations, keep up the good work and we can save these poor individuals.
>points out Christian hipocrisy
Protestant missionaries literally bribe poor people, and preach prosperity gospel lmao
>you can be rich and beautiful like us, just come to our church!
One of many reasons why the idealogy is slowly dying.
Thought you guys said we were fat dumb ugly rednecks...which is it bro
I never called anyone a fat redneck. Stop projecting.
Another reason it is dying. Dumb fucking members.....
It’s rich white missionaries, seriously. You know who Tim Tebow is? Professional American football player who goes to shit hole Latin American countries and say “just join my faith bro, it works for me”. The cognitive dissonance is unreal
Not only that, protties are extremely, unabashedly disingenuous with the shit they spread. My gf is from Nicaragua and her family is Evangelical. Apparently, they are more of an expert on catholic faith than any catholic, and more knowledgeable on the TRUE word of gospel than any priest or bishop. Spoiler: they’re all materialistic degenerates
Fat dumb ugly rednecks are usually evangelicals.
>entire earth
>just groomed a bunch of war widows on the new world after genociding them
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at least most of africa is protestant and it did not take for africans to be raped into it.
other than that, catholicism is dying, but protestant cults keep breeding
This.
>we killed the men, assraped the women, and enslaved out mutt offspring
>but look...they worship HAY ZEUS!
It is pretty funny how Protestants keep getting mistaken for tourists in Catholic nations. But Protestants go all over the world and usually get persecuted. Why do you think USA is failing? We sent all our good people overseas to die.
>We sent all our good people overseas to die.
Are you talking about Protestant missionaries or soldiers? Because neither of those are "good people" or will be missed when they die.
Talked to a prottie who did missionary work before. Prior to this conversation, I used to think it was like that Rambo movie where they go to burma or some shithole
Turns out it was Costa Rica
Some parts of Costa Rica are really bad bro
Name one.
I was in one of their "slums" and saw a child reading " A farewell to arms" while the girls around him played hopscotch and waved at me.
To be fair John Allen Chau the guy who went to the Sentinel islands was an evangelical protestant. His death should have inspired a new generation of missionaries but cucked christian media went "boo hoo poor noble savage natives"
We need protestant missionaries to preach the gospel to the sentinelese island.
That retarded American missionary ignored the nearby archipelago to go to the death trap island
>ESL facebook memes
not a single "catholic" nation take catholicism seriously, latin americans are a perfect example of how "catholics" are just larpers that will pray to pagan deities, behead people and smoke hard drugs mixed with piss and beer then pray to other pagan saint to feel better about it.
whereas Protestantism is full of denominations that take religion seriously (amish, mennonites, mormons, etc). hell, even african prots are more serious on their ways
Still can’t be refuted by Protestants
The bible is prior to what you're calling the catholic church, both in authority and chronologically
Sola scriptura is found nowhere in the Bible and wasn’t a thing until a disgruntled monk and horny king came along. Curious.
Goalposts
>Dirk
More like Dork. Gg
not the guy that posted the pic but the Orthodox Church precedes the bible
Not the institution you're probably thinking of
The orthodox, catholic church was born at pentecost, prior to the establishment of the several patriarchates. The pre schism institutional church could only exist after the edict of Milan, 313ad. This doesn't make it invalid, just an order of events.
Even if any given church existed prior to the closing of the canon, say for the sake of argument the church in Rome is a true continuation of the congregation Paul wrote Romans to, it remains true that the authority of god breathed scripture is prior to and independent of that organization.
It also needs to be said that the churcheS (plural, local congregations) to whom Paul wrote cannot be conflated with the catholic church today
The Protestants have been making massive headway in Latin-America. The Catholics let that happen right under their noises. 20 years ago Protestants were seen as heretics on Latin-America and now they are approaching 25% in some places. Colossal failure for a church that was already loosing people to secular atheism though to boy-raping.
Why do Catholics lie all the time about Protestants?
Lot easier for them to argue against it that way
There’s no need to lie. If anything, I’m downplaying when I talk about Protestantism and it’s consequences to society
This is your pope, say something nice about him
Isn’t this exactly what protties REEEE against?
>”you’re supposed to listen to the pope! Why aren’t you obeying him?”
And if you want to bring up the topic of gayness or transexuality, I could post a dozen webm’s of openly gay pastors with rainbow clothes openly promoting degeneracy
The pope is right on this issue here but it's not that big of a deal.
Also you're a prot why are you taking the pope seriously?
He's not wrong. If any man finds God and repents, there's literally nothing to judge after. It doesn't mean he supports homosexuality.
This sort of behavior is just sort of baffling to me. To have such hatred towards your own brothers in Christ that you would smear and slander them in such dishonest and coldhearted ways is crazy, literally irrational in the face of Christ's teachings.
I cannot understate the sense of perversion I feel emanating from your words.
>prottie gets exposed
>”nooo no more brother wars!! I’m still going to say you worship Mary and talk about you non stop during our mega church events, but we’re all brothers!”
Yeah fuck off degenerate. Religion isn’t your feel good outlet and Jesus isn’t your best friend/cheerleader
Go on and speak for Jesus and God. Pass judgement, attack and assault others. Do whatever you want. We will both see what the Father thinks of our actions in time.
First time I ever saw a prottie mention Jesus and God in the same sentence. It’s usually just Jesus.
Again, this is no different than what your pastor Jimbo does, only I’m not asking for you to fund my yacht after I finish my spiel
Those are funny and all but I don't want to dunk on prots there's so many variants of it that you don't know who you're actually dunking on.
I don't think you know what protestantism is or what it means
Change protestant to - adopts black children
Islam
>>we don't convert them, they convert themselves
>Catholics in China.
>Successful.
There's nothing better to turn you away from Catholicism than reading the vitriol of internet Catholics.
Reminder that there are more Pentecostals in existence today, than the entire population of the world 300 years ago.
Why do Christians hate other Christians so much?