I don't give a fuck what they announce as long as it sounds good enough to make the retards happy, then my portfolio is happy.
Making numbers go up is my passion.
It's part of the reason I stay away from MMOs and idle clicker games.
The prospect of numbers going up and becoming The Big Number is all that is needed to incapacitate me.
I know ensuring progress will become compulsory if I let myself have a taste, so I abstain.
Luckily, I have my investments managed by a professional to keep me away from them, but this Apple thing has me tweaking a bit while I periodically refresh.
It's not like I'll even take any meaningful hit if it flops, but still.
Why do numbers cause me so much euphoria, and yet, so much anxiety.
British israelites have such an extra twatinnes to their faces, they would be punched in the face constantly and very hard just because if we weren't in civilized society
How long will the retards keep on falling for this bullshit? Big tech has a savior in AI and now they can come up with new bullshit to make buzzwords to repeat a thousand times per keynote.
honestly is there anything more comfy than an apple keynote general thread on LULZ?
the “APPLE INVENTED ________” meme gets me every time. and making fun of the token diversity presenters. makes my sides hurt.
what is apple going to invent this time, bros?
usb c port
Vector graphics
based
Damn, do Apple chads on LULZ look like that?
i look and run like that
yes that video is actually me
>on his way to the bathroom gloryhole
You can literally guarantee every Apple exec is doing some sick shit behind the scenes.
do ya think tim cook is a top or bottom?
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/
A17 TSMC N3 POWER EFFICIENT KING
>24 hours until the Apple Keynote
GOD FUCKING NO!!!
ANOTHER FUCKING MONTH OF NON STOP APPLE ADVERTISEMENTS AND FLAME WARS...
i want ipad
there will be no ipads at the iphone event
please
no
Actually looking forward to news about the new VR stuff.
why don't they do live keynotes anymore?
Haha
I don't give a fuck what they announce as long as it sounds good enough to make the retards happy, then my portfolio is happy.
Making numbers go up is my passion.
It's part of the reason I stay away from MMOs and idle clicker games.
The prospect of numbers going up and becoming The Big Number is all that is needed to incapacitate me.
I know ensuring progress will become compulsory if I let myself have a taste, so I abstain.
Luckily, I have my investments managed by a professional to keep me away from them, but this Apple thing has me tweaking a bit while I periodically refresh.
It's not like I'll even take any meaningful hit if it flops, but still.
Why do numbers cause me so much euphoria, and yet, so much anxiety.
British israelites have such an extra twatinnes to their faces, they would be punched in the face constantly and very hard just because if we weren't in civilized society
they're doing it
How long will the retards keep on falling for this bullshit? Big tech has a savior in AI and now they can come up with new bullshit to make buzzwords to repeat a thousand times per keynote.
iphone 15 pro starting at 128gb storage…horseshit