2 years ago the Taliban defeated all of NATO

It was Putin's inspiration for the Ukraine invasion: NATO was weak.
Lets try to make a tl;dr post for that hilarious week, so much hilarious shit happened we might forget it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    motorAnon

    Ill start: the Kabul McDonalds was being operated by US marines to keep it operational because it was "vital infrastructure": US marines flipping burgers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet another reason why I think this country is pathetic. I hope Russia accepts White Christians, because I have got to get out of this shithole

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fIuoride make puerto ricans childrens white

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The news there is Wikimafia containing right info

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Taliban showed that all you need is men, some rifles and homemade IEDs and you can beat whatever the fuck you want if you have the will.

    That's the lesson.

    They're not geniuses. They aren't physical giants. They're just regular men with the force of will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      motorAnon

      Indeed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Through the sheer tyranny of will.

      The taliban never defeated NATO militarily. In fact, when we invaded Afghanistan in 2003 it only took us a couple of weeks to capture the entire country, including Kabul.
      The taliban then spent the next 20 years hiding in the mountains carrying out occasional ambushes and suicide bombings. In the meantime, we realised we can't stay there forever so we done our best to train the moronic simpletons of Afghanistan to defend themselves. A near impossible task because they have some kind of collective retardation.
      Eventually we withdrew from active operations in Afghanistan and left the Afghan army to defend the country.
      At this point the Taliban began retaking ground, and eventually after a few years they took back the country.
      They never defeated NATO. They defeated the Afghan army.

      Unlike in the 70s when the Soviets actually got defeated military by the Mujahedeen.

      The first war there was interesting, when Israel, Saudis and USA were "fighting against communism". Literally anything else can be on the other side of the scale and it always is outweighed by the eternal troll of communism when it comes to US politics. It was also interesting how after the national tragedy of 9/11 Taleban was declared the #1 enemy of mankind. Pretty soon the West was on Taleban's side against a freshly-branded bew bad guy; al- Qaeda which was later re-branded into ISIS, then Islamic State and the fuck even knows what they are called now in 2023.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Al-Quaeda and ISIS are not the same thing. There's actually bad blood between Talibans and ISIS and I believe AQ is on the talibans side. Otherwise you're right.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are the enemy of the West. That's what I meant. Did it take even 10 years for Taleban to become an ally to the West again after the 9/11? What was the date we saw the first news saying the Coalition was fighting with the Taleban? Can't remember from the top of my head now , but it wasn't long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >freshly-branded new bad guy
        you mean all around American hero, freedom fighter and commie hater Osama bin Laden?
        nothing fresh about him in 2001

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Americans previously called him a good guy. That is what anon meant.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that’s what I’m saying, I’m just quippy about “fresh”
            I mean, he was fresh “bad”, but not “fresh” guye

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the rich Saudi who's dad was from Yemen and in his days was among, like, the top six richest men on the planet? The Taleban, the Saudis, the Israelis and the Americans are buddies. Obama was always (behind the façades, even in the darkest hours) USA's buddy.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The taliban never defeated NATO militarily. In fact, when we invaded Afghanistan in 2003 it only took us a couple of weeks to capture the entire country, including Kabul.
    The taliban then spent the next 20 years hiding in the mountains carrying out occasional ambushes and suicide bombings. In the meantime, we realised we can't stay there forever so we done our best to train the moronic simpletons of Afghanistan to defend themselves. A near impossible task because they have some kind of collective retardation.
    Eventually we withdrew from active operations in Afghanistan and left the Afghan army to defend the country.
    At this point the Taliban began retaking ground, and eventually after a few years they took back the country.
    They never defeated NATO. They defeated the Afghan army.

    Unlike in the 70s when the Soviets actually got defeated military by the Mujahedeen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      This is all correct except one point.

      The Afgan army was useless yes; but they were happy to let the Taliban take over. They let them do it. The men want Sharia law, and the Taliban impose exactly that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but they were happy to let the Taliban take over
        They were literally lined up and shot. They folded like wet cardboard because they took the job to be a skive you get payed for and spent their time getting high while letting their western handlers to all the real work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The taliban never defeated NATO militarily.
      Losing men whilst fleeing is definitely losing. Not reading the rest of your cope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taliban retained legitimacy as the rightful rulers of the country no matter how much shit the amerimutts flung at them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The taliban never defeated NATO militarily.
      NATO lost so hard they literally had to beg the Taliban to advance slower so they could keep evacuating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and so the cope begins
      NATO won on all levels, except physical

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like Ukraine, the beta version.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was Georgia 2008
          lessons not learned it seems

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JFC, mate, are you a retard? I lost friends in Afghanistan and I am here to tell you, it was all for fucking nothing. ALL OF IT. We buried a trillion (or 2) dollars in the sand and it will be the financial death of America soon.
      Just accept it. Fuck, could be worse. You could have been Pat Tilman - give up a $10 million NFL contract, a hot wife, and life as a celeb just to get your brains blown out by some high-school dropout who didn't know how to shoot a SAW.
      (2 Tour Iraq former zogbot here. pic related. highly recommended for /misc/ reading)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the taliban in charge of afghanistan?
      >yes
      Did Bin Laden bomb the world trade center?
      >yes
      Did Muslims throw acid in the face of anglo women and commit attacks all across Europe
      >yes
      Is Sadiq Khan the mayor of London, and majority of newborns of English are named Muhammad for like 10 years?
      >yes
      Does Bin Ladens family literally live in London?
      >yes

      Yeah bro, you totally won alright. You wont the global retard prize.

      • 3 weeks ago
        motorAnon

        Leave him alone, hes just looking for a way to cope so he doesnt have to rope.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hes probably a 77th intelligence brigadier. I live for the death of anglo israelites who are the japanese outcasts of Europe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bin laden clearly didnt do 911 though. This is well known, he is even on interview basically saying he wishes he had been behind it but was not.

        They are known for wanting to take credit for everything they do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a non-retarded person on LULZ! You are a rare gem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine simultaneously gloating about supporting and training the muahedeen who literally became the taliban

      And then saying you beat the taliban after getting your shit pushed in for 20 years and sent running with your tails between your legs

      The Petrodollar enriched Saudis and quality of life in Britain has only declined and it was your skull and bones mastermind ideas from your rothschilds masters that did it all. You really should just kill yourself.

      Also, prince andrew is a pedophile who sex trafficked white european underage girls and is a known affiliate of Epstein.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a non-retarded person on LULZ! You are a rare gem.

      #
      Is the taliban in charge of afghanistan?
      >yes
      Did Bin Laden bomb the world trade center?
      >yes
      Did Muslims throw acid in the face of anglo women and commit attacks all across Europe
      >yes
      Is Sadiq Khan the mayor of London, and majority of newborns of English are named Muhammad for like 10 years?
      >yes
      Does Bin Ladens family literally live in London?
      >yes

      Yeah bro, you totally won alright. You won the global retard prize.

      Your government spends its time money and resources selling out Americans to Turks and Arabs just like they did to Greeks and Cyprus.
      Chris Steele an mi6 agent put a fake dossier out about Trump and claimed he was a Russian conscript who got peed on by hookers.

      All because your Royals are pedophiles who dont want to be held accountable. And here you are, defending them. I cant wait for the world to collapse on your head.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They never defeated NATO. They defeated the Afghan army.
      The Afghan Army is (was) a NATO army since they were entirely funded by NATO, trained by NATO, equipped by NATO, led by NATO, had NATO air support and were backed up by NATO bases all over the country. They lost because NATO is bloated, corrupt and weak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the photos coming out of all the degenerate vector murals they had put up everywhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though it's amazing. You can see in grey in the background they have a useless color revolution demonstration happening, teaching people that this is how they oppose things, and then the topics presented up front are Curious George, and "Iran Bad."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though it's amazing. You can see in grey in the background they have a useless color revolution demonstration happening, teaching people that this is how they oppose things, and then the topics presented up front are Curious George, and "Iran Bad."

      Reza Shah all over again
      >you will like BLM!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia lost more men in less than a year than we did in iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam combined.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam combined
      has America gained any territory from Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam combined? any other tangible gains to speak of?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The US gained nothing at all. Lost all 3 and got too many good Men killed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only good american is a dead one

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time and the will to win beats anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you been to Namibia? Swakopmund looks very nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some years ago yes, it was very nice. Can't speak for how it is now

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Afghanon here, fuck the Taliban. They are worthless primitive goatfuckers and it’s in part because of them that Afghan refugees are the way they are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit. the taliban are cleaning up your junky opium addicts and hanging boy fuckers. they're probably the best thing to happen to that region in eons. the degeneracy got out of control and they were needed

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting wikipedia
    yikes from me dawg

    • 3 weeks ago
      motorAnon

      >yikes from me dawg

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was
    Nato is weak

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years ago

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and 30 years before that the Hutus did as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      motorAnon

      Whats a hutu? Did they also defeat all of NATO? Damn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        subsaharan africans least affected by purely socioeconomic circumstances, great satan tried to exterminate them accordingly

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