What went so terribly wrong?
1879-2022
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What went so terribly wrong?
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Arianism.
Not even once.
they believe that organ transfers are a form of cannibalism
they redefine cannibalism to stop meaning 'eating another person' to 'taking another person into your body so that you can survive longer' and then say that therefore organ transplants are a form of cannibalism, albeit an allowed form, unlike actual cannibalism.
they also therefore must think that getting a rectal exam for prostate cancer or visiting a gynaecologist is cannibalistic
fake and gay, their justification is that blood is impure, therefore taking someone elses blood makes you filthy
>t. grew up a jw unfortunately
>fake and gay
JWs claim their changes in doctrine are always progressive and bever regressive, here is counter evidence
>"The question of placing one's body or parts of one's body at the disposal of men of science or doctors at one's death for purposes of scientific experimentation or replacement in others is frowned upon by certain religious bodies. However, it does not seem that any Scriptural principle or law is involved. It therefore is something that each individual must decide for himself." Watchtower 1961 Aug 1 p.480 Questions from Readers
1961: organ transfers are fine
>"Sustaining one's life by means of the body or part of the body of another human ... would be cannibalism, a practice abhorrent to all civilized people. ...Jehovah God did not grant permission for humans to try to perpetuate their lives by cannibalistically taking into their bodies human flesh, whether chewed or in the form of whole organs or body parts taken from others." Watchtower 1967 Nov 15 pp.702-704
1967: accepting organ donations is not fine
>the stand of the Christian witnesses of Jehovah—that such [organ] transplants are in effect a form of cannibalism “Keep Abstaining from . . . Blood” Awake!—1972
1972 still not ok!
>"There is no Biblical command pointedly forbidding the taking in of other human tissue ... It is a matter for personal decision..." Watchtower 1980 Mar 15 p 31:
1980: accepting organ donation is fine again
Lara the JW schizo stil believes that cannibalism = organ transfer though
>1961: organ transfers are fine
>>"Sustaining one's life by means of the body or part of the body of another human ... would be cannibalism, a practice abhorrent to all civilized people. ...Jehovah God did not grant permission for humans to try to perpetuate their lives by cannibalistically taking into their bodies human flesh, whether chewed or in the form of whole organs or body parts taken from others." Watchtower 1967 Nov 15 pp.702-704
>1967: accepting organ donations is not fine
>>the stand of the Christian witnesses of Jehovah—that such [organ] transplants are in effect a form of cannibalism “Keep Abstaining from . . . Blood” Awake!—1972
>1972 still not ok!
>>"There is no Biblical command pointedly forbidding the taking in of other human tissue ... It is a matter for personal decision..." Watchtower 1980 Mar 15 p 31:
>1980: accepting organ donation is fine again
so which one(s) were Satan?
Do you agree with satan's opinion?
which one?
That organ transfer is a form of cannibalism.
kek that's worse than Mormons and the "God spoke to me and said that actually we were kinda wrong about polygamy the whole time" thing
Pretty sure you eat Christ's flesh during the Mass anyway
They pass the wine and bread around but never consume it, they reject it. Because they believe it's reserved only the 144,000 anointed and their Governing Body leaders.
Just looked this up and it's real. Demonic as fuck.
>Most assuredly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you.
I guess JWs don't mind being denied eternal life.
They claim they will get eternal life on Paradise Earth, while only the 144,000 will get the based life up in Heaven. Cus some people are just born better than other people and chosen by God.
I mean the verse doesn't say 'you will only have life on earth rather than heaven', it says 'you have no life in you', but to each their own I suppose.
>Cus some people are just born better than other people and chosen by God.
well, jws share this view with hardcore calvinists.
I never thought about it but it is, i'm fucking tired but the purpose is different
What happened?
So many children….
LULZ
One of the religious schizos on this board beat a JW schizo in an argument or something, and now they're crowing that they just defeated the entire millions-strong religious movement. LULZ bullshit, basically.
It wasnt even mucn of an arguement. The JW clearly had no knowledge of christian history or theology beyound what his cult masters told him
So I was right, LULZ bullshit.
>millions-strong religious movement
when it comes to religious movements, millions are a fart in a hurricane. falun dafa gained ten times the followers of jw in one-third of the time while being persecuted by the chinese state.
We had a 27 hour thread yesterday that the JWanon was active for at least 22 hours in and a lot of people took turns to ensure a relentless barrage of argument the JW simply could not keep up with, even with all the jw.org flowchart instructions. The organ transplant cannibalism stuff was simply the coup-de-grace.
Lmao, archive link?
Kind of hard to feel sympathy when they are literal shills.
Is it finally over? Is JWanon gone for good this time?
None of this happened
>
OP is pissy because he lost
Where's the part where OP lost?
>tfw OP posted 5 times in that thread and none of them were arguing with Larry
27 hour megacopefest
Oh, well okay then.
JW still got owned though
It was fucked from the beginngkn
Much like any other American Christian sect, it was gay and retarded in the beginning and this hasn't changed.
The world should have followed Hitlers example and killed them all
Do JWs really believe the Archangel Michael is Jesus ???
Yes. Jesus just forgot to mention it, which confused all Christians for 2000 years.
Nothing at all, really
>mad as fuck that he has been repeatedly blown up by JWanon
>JWanon samefagging like there's no tomorrow.
JWs dont' curse
JW won
satanic denominations lost
deal with it
How can JWs win and lose at the same time?
it's a metaphorical win, i.e. not real.
How do you win and lose at the same time?
LARA IS AN ALIEN
SHE ONLY HAS FOUR FINGERS
>man hands
>cargo shorts
>a remote control to a satanic television
>eating on the sofa
what's really going on here
He
Nah, it's better for his sake. Unless he's the real deal and retarded, he will break and leave the cult.
I feel kind of sorry tbh
Paulianity is retarded. Some substrains of it are more retarded than others.
RIP JWs
how does anyone fall for this shit is wonder in itself
They discourage their members from pursuing higher education and they are only suppoesd to use their own self-generated material. That's why JWanon is always linking to JW.org. Not because it's the best resource, but because he's not allowed to use anything else.
Never underestimate people's desperation
Lack of purpose.
It's something atheists can fall into as well, for example look at the vapid consumerist types. Humans need something to revolve their lives around. At least we can choose what this something is.
mind = broken posts do not apply
israelite hoe va
This religion ruins lives. I can't help but feel angry about being undermined in my youth and still feel like an outsider.
My grandmother's a JH witness and I help set up her video calls with them. Always feel uncomfortable when there's children on them dressed like Young Sheldon and the adults are talking about how giants were real and the Israelites fought them.
>how giants were real
they were
>and the Israelites fought them.
they didn't
almost the same thing with my grandma, can't stand to hear the same shit, over and over and over and over again.
they want everlasting life. thats all there is to it. dont crush their hope
jehovahs witnesses literally teach that you never have to die or experience death if u join their religion. because Armageddon will happen soon and youll live on paradise on earth
This is of course really appealing to old people
I read one of their watchtower magazines. They do explicitly say you might miss Armageddon, but if you do you are probably eventually brought back to life in a tangible body on earth.
Come on, Patrick.
jwanon porn comic edit when
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israelite.ORG? what?
>what went so terribly wrong?
they murdered the original text
>Job 6:6
> Will tasteless things be eaten without salt, Or is there any taste in the slimy juice of marshmallow?
I don't know they don't just make a religion board so we can finally banish these spastics once and for all. They do nothing but constantly shit up the place with their continued proselytising.
... and presumably take away space from oh so intelligent threads which now aren't made?
Wtf is Lara gone?
Who am I suppose
Anon was killed mid-sentence. RIP in peace fellow anon.