$100 fine for eating durian fruit in my hotel in Vietnam

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but did you have fun durian your stay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underappreciated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok not bad. Especially from an ESL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only brazilanons can manage to use wordplay while also barely understanding the english language. fpbp

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no durian? $100 fine

    be sure to keep some durian on you at all times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont touch willy. hmm, good advice

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a popular brand of circular saws, but they're very noisy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Durians are super stinky and the smell sticks.
    Of course hotel owners don't want retarded sex tourists stinking up the place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can a hotel fine you? Seems more like a convenience fee

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat Surstromming instead.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole country smells like wet garbage. One more brapfruit won't hurt. I understand this law in a clean place like Singapore, but Viets have no smell receptors to notice.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat surstormming instead

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to go back

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    solution: eat your durian not in the hotel room

    PSA: do not combine durians with alcohol

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vietnam
    They can't spell for shit.
    This is what they don't want.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    The Red Barron

    NO

    YOU NO EAT HERE

    SMELL LIKE BIG POOPY NO!!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, why the fuck were you eating a durian in your hotel room, asshole? You some kind of terrorist?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Durian tastes like carbonated onion blended with dirty socks

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd buy buckets of durian just in spite, and yes i can afford to do that + lose security deposit for damages kek

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when does the shooting start?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no eating durian fruit
    WHY DOES IT DRAW FLIES?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao
    Durian are not even that stinky, they just are worried about Vietnamese/Thai or similar tourists getting the smell into the hotel and bothering others since it’s very hard to get rid of and you can smell it from far away.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought jackfruit smelled worse. Worse texture too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dried jackfruit tastes like bubblegum imo

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