but did you have fun durian your stay?
Ok not bad. Especially from an ESL
only brazilanons can manage to use wordplay while also barely understanding the english language. fpbp
no durian? $100 fine
be sure to keep some durian on you at all times
dont touch willy. hmm, good advice
It's a popular brand of circular saws, but they're very noisy.
Durians are super stinky and the smell sticks.
Of course hotel owners don't want retarded sex tourists stinking up the place.
Can a hotel fine you? Seems more like a convenience fee
Eat Surstromming instead.
The whole country smells like wet garbage. One more brapfruit won't hurt. I understand this law in a clean place like Singapore, but Viets have no smell receptors to notice.
eat surstormming instead
You need to go back
solution: eat your durian not in the hotel room
PSA: do not combine durians with alcohol
They can't spell for shit.
This is what they don't want.
YOU NO EAT HERE
SMELL LIKE BIG POOPY NO!!
Well, why the fuck were you eating a durian in your hotel room, asshole? You some kind of terrorist?
Durian tastes like carbonated onion blended with dirty socks
i'd buy buckets of durian just in spite, and yes i can afford to do that + lose security deposit for damages kek
when does the shooting start?
>no eating durian fruit
WHY DOES IT DRAW FLIES?
Durian are not even that stinky, they just are worried about Vietnamese/Thai or similar tourists getting the smell into the hotel and bothering others since it’s very hard to get rid of and you can smell it from far away.
I always thought jackfruit smelled worse. Worse texture too.
Dried jackfruit tastes like bubblegum imo
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