LULZ / TV & Film

1. Hannah and her Sisters. 2. Crimes and Misdemeanors. 3. Manhattan. 4. Annie Hall. 5. Match Point. 6. The Purple Rose of Cairo. 7. Interiors. 8.

1. Hannah and her Sisters
2. Crimes and Misdemeanors
3. Manhattan
4. Annie Hall
5. Match Point
6. The Purple Rose of Cairo
7. Interiors
8. Blue Jasmine
9 etc. The rest of his kinda mid filmography

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the movies he doesn't star in because he always plays himself and it gets old pretty fast. A couple of my favorites: Match Point, Blue Jasmine, Irrational Man, Midnight in Paris, Rifkin's Festival.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good picks.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that he raised his adopted daughter to be his future wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >idiot that gets information from facebook in 5 minutes and reposts it without verification
      No he didn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes he did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong. And stupid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm right. And smart. And he did it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When did he adopt her einstein?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When he decided to regularly put his penis in her adoptive mom's vagina sherlock.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So she was Mia Farrow's and Andre Previn's adopted daughter, not Woody Allen's. Got it. Thanks for confirming you're a dumbass that just repeats whatever you read on facebook.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey dipshit, when you marry a woman that has a daughter, that's your daughter now and you don't go fuck her after picking her up from school.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He never married Mia you penis wrinkle. You just keep digging yourself further into retardation with every post.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >idiot that gets information from facebook in 5 minutes and reposts it without verification
      No he didn't.

      he also fucked Mia Farrow's daughter Dylan when she was extremely underage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was not even accused of anything close to that
        the actual allegation is that he touched her vagina

        she first said he touched her shoulder but changed after being repeatedly coached by Mia

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Manhattan Murder Mystery
    >no Radio Days
    >no Love & Death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Bananas, no Sleeper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally a man of taste appears. Sleeper is criminally overlooked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally a man of taste appears. Sleeper is criminally overlooked.

        Sleeper was dogshit. It was the first of his movie’s I watched.

        1 1/2 hours of pretending to be an awkward robot butler before taking down rich perverts with communism.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone read his new book?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never watched a woody allen movie, am I missing much if I never do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say yes. He was really on fire throughout the 70s and 80s and wrote some of the best screenplays of both decades. He does a lot of interesting things filmmaking wise but his movies are always fast paced and very watchable. Seeing a lot of his movies you'll realize he's kinda one note and his insistence on writing himself (and his persona) into his movies really hinders a lot of them. The mans made 50+ movies and like over half of them are barely watchable, 10 or so are amazing, and the rest are decent to good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. All of the movies OP posted are certified kino. Watch at least the top 3 but switch Manhattan with Annie Hall.

      Match Point and Crimes and Misdemeanors are basically the same movie but the latter one is superior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're movies for analytical intellectuals. If you hate capeshit you'll find something to love among his extensive filmography

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can skip his early screwball comedies if you really aren't interested in that kind of thing but Annie Hall, Crimes And Misdemeanors, Manhattan, Hannah, Play it Again Sam, Zelig, and Interiors are all must watch if you're even a little interested in American Film.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're movies for analytical intellectuals. If you hate capeshit you'll find something to love among his extensive filmography

        Yes. All of the movies OP posted are certified kino. Watch at least the top 3 but switch Manhattan with Annie Hall.

        Match Point and Crimes and Misdemeanors are basically the same movie but the latter one is superior.

        I'd say yes. He was really on fire throughout the 70s and 80s and wrote some of the best screenplays of both decades. He does a lot of interesting things filmmaking wise but his movies are always fast paced and very watchable. Seeing a lot of his movies you'll realize he's kinda one note and his insistence on writing himself (and his persona) into his movies really hinders a lot of them. The mans made 50+ movies and like over half of them are barely watchable, 10 or so are amazing, and the rest are decent to good.

        t. shlomo

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're a fucking dumbass. no Midnight in Paris? that film is a masterpiece. fucking moron. Blue Jasmine sucks dick. Fix your fucking hipster list.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      babby's first (and only) woody movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you go suck curse of the jade scorpions dick since you're so stupid?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          curse of the jade scorpion Was actually pretty funny, especially the ending. Much prefer it to all those films where it feels like he was just looking for an excuse for a vacation in some European country. Like, OK, stereoytypicsl cheap garden gnome and all but not EVERY vacation has to turn into some for-tax-purposes movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midnight in Paris was far from a masterpiece. The only good bit was the Salvador Dali scene

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive how his best film (zelig) isn’t on the list

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this guy completely cancelled even harder than Harvey Weinstein after that latest HBO documentary that basically proved he raped a bunch of his stepdaughters besides the one he married?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he's a garden gnome. the whole thing about his adopted daughter or whatever has been known for ages upon ages. there was nothing new. no big scandal. he's already been through it all and he still keeps his stance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the media covered it up but the new HBO documentary is pretty damning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he fled to Europe because Europe accepts pedophiles. He makes movies where he dates underage girls and hooks up with underage actors in them.

        the message of crimes and misdemeanors is essentially that the universe is amoral, there is no god, and doing bad things is completely fine if you get away with it. why can't people see he's a predatory homosexual

        this. That is why Hollywood promotes him so hard as a genius.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood still defends Roman Polanski raping a 13 year old so I doubt some controlled opposition HBO doc would do anything to a guy who started fucking his daughter when she was in highschool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mia Farrow was a racist, abusive parent towards Soon-Yi and Moses. There's a distinct possibility that Mia planted a memory in Dylan, and then there's the whole muh train set. The Woody Allen controversies are a muddled clusterfuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain how exactly does one "plant a memory"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you tell someone repeatedly that they were abused
          then when they are older they look back and think
          i must have been abused

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Explain how exactly does one "plant a memory"?
          pedo excuse made by the false memory foundation in the 90s. they were a group of pro-pedo lawyers and psychologists who wanted to discredit victims and many of whom made pro-pedo statements in pedophile and homosexual magazines. they were hired by mcmartin preschool and the likes to discredit child sex abuse victims.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            to add: the excuse was made and pushed heavily by the media to such an extent that it's mostly accepted as conventional wisdom now that memories of being sexually abused as a child were likely either "planted" or never actually happened.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh so the mcmartin kids really did get flushed down the toilet and emerge in an underground cavern?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the fbi and independent archeological groups released docs proving there were actually tunnels with animal bones beneath mcmartin you dickhead. i bet you believe everything CNN tells you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                the FBI
                Do you have any idea the amount of rubble you would need to fill in tunnels?
                like thousands of tones

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can't be this naïve. their "fire alarm" even went out to a private number Dunnhier style

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you believe you can fill in tunnels without anyone noticing?
                Rubble removal is one of the costly things in building work because it is so time consuming and labor intensive but they did it while in police custody without anyone noticing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really give a fuck what you think anybody believes when there's undeniable proof staring you in the face.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ramblings of a grifter trying to sell his book

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >book
                it's a PDF download from FBI.gov retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you believe you can fill in tunnels without anyone noticing?
                Rubble removal is one of the costly things in building work because it is so time consuming and labor intensive but they did it while in police custody without anyone noticing

                lol
                the FBI
                Do you have any idea the amount of rubble you would need to fill in tunnels?
                like thousands of tones

                absolutely glowing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no but i believe the kids, now adults
                https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2005-oct-30-tm-mcmartin44-story.html

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you actually believe there was satnic ritual abuse at the mcmartin preschool you are either a schizo or... nope, you're definitely a schizo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nonce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't care nonce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you don't, because you wouldn't let reality interfere with your fantasy. Where's the fun in that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didn't read your post nonce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ppl doubt that children were flushed down the toilet and that a guy floated in the air
                >"NONCE!"

                Look, I'm not saying there are no pedophiles or pedophile-rings and that they're not horrible people, but I definitely don't believe in the whole "satanic ritual abuse" bullshit, and definitely not in this particular case.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if I can make it any clearer for you.
                Your post, I didn't read it. This post that I'm replying to. It hasn't been read. It hasn't been read because you're a nonce and a nonce apologist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you type like a literal retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You type like a nonce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't care nonce

                didn't read your post nonce

                I don't know if I can make it any clearer for you.
                Your post, I didn't read it. This post that I'm replying to. It hasn't been read. It hasn't been read because you're a nonce and a nonce apologist.

                You type like a nonce.

                Methinks the lady doth protests too much. I think we got ourselves a nonce here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Methinks you're a nonce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know you've called at least three people "nonce" in this thread alone. What does it say about you, hmmm?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It says I think you're a nonce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you're fun at "eyes wide shut" threads

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you're a nonce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey anon I'm doing the crossword, i need some help. 7 across, 5 letters, "British expression for pedophiles, starts with N" any idea what it could be?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man I'm not british.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I can see that by you believing in satanic panic bullshit, but please try.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the legal system, you're not supposed to ask children leading questions because it's very easy for them to just give the answer you want. Moses describes Mia as someone who was constantly pushing her children to fall in line against Woody. Moses told a lawyer that he felt like he had to choose between his parents, to which Mia responded by telling Moses "you've destroyed my case." Is

          you tell someone repeatedly that they were abused
          then when they are older they look back and think
          i must have been abused

          completely unbelievable for the kind of person Mia is?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Moses was there the day of the alleged molestation and was with Woody the entire time, he confirmed no abuse ever took place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I 100% believe that Dylan made up the story but Mia was so enraged and after what happened with Son that she called the authorities.
            Don't forget Woody was investigated twice and found innocent with one report saying Dylan was likely coached

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain how exactly does one "plant a memory"?

        you tell someone repeatedly that they were abused
        then when they are older they look back and think
        i must have been abused

        False memory syndrome was originally made up to try and discount accusations of sex abuse by Leo and Ella Stein at their Circle S ranch. It has never been proven, popped up out of nowhere, and has since been unsuccessfully used in the defense of Ted Bundy and OJ Simpson. The leading "expert", Elizabeth Loftus even testified on the behalf of the officers that beat Rodney King despite the whole thing having been caught on video. She is currently on the defense of Ghislaine Maxwell. The entire strategy of false memory syndrome proponents revolves around aggressively gaslighting people until they give in or make some semantic slip up. False memory syndrome has also never been and never will be in the DSM. Not only has it not been proven to be accurate, it has been proven to be inaccurate, repeatedly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woody's biggest crime was not heeding the time-old law of "don't put your dock in crazy". It was very clear even back when they started dating that Mia was a crazy bitch. What good could come out of it?

        The one poetic justice in all of this shitshow is that Soon-Yi did to Mia what Mia did to Dory Previn (Andre Previn's first wife), who took Mia in after her divorce from Sinatra, and in return Mia stole her husband. No woman likes being ditched for a younger woman, but karma's a bitch.

        Just listen to "Beware of Young Girls" from Dory Previn's first album:

        Incidentally, in the same album you'll find the song "Daddy In The Attic", from which Mia got the story to feed Dylan:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he just went to Europe to make movies. They don't care about rape there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rape?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon Midnight in Paris is my second favourite Woody Allen film.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bananas is top 5 woody

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only person in this thread with any taste. Also Love and Death.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has so many movies but I literally never see him discussed as a great director aside from Annie Hall. Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't really have his own distinctive style outside his writing. His more acclaimed films are shameless Bergman rip offs.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the message of crimes and misdemeanors is essentially that the universe is amoral, there is no god, and doing bad things is completely fine if you get away with it. why can't people see he's a predatory homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the message of crimes and misdemeanors is essentially that the universe is amoral, there is no god, and doing bad things is completely fine if you get away with it.
      His people's teachings literally say as much.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3. Manhattan
    Story of a 42 year old man having an affair with a 17 year old school girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      art doesn't (and shouldn't) reflect morality

      Looking to movies to mimic your worldview and morals is fucking boring and results in milquetoast marvel / Disney remakes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you think e-boita is a love story

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly not, she was an unsupportive gf from the very beginning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >art doesn't (and shouldn't) reflect morality
        art doesn't 'reflect' morality, but it has an inherent morality if it has any type of message which the vast majority of art does. messages can be moral or immoral.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mighty Aphrodite any good? Mia Sorvino was a cutie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely lower tier, worth watching for Mia. Very strange that its one of Woodys movies that won an acting Oscar, there's lots of better ones

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern Hollywood types live shitting on Woody because his dialogue makes everyone else’s look bad and hacky. Also he gave away too many gnomish secrets.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Midnight in Paris is his most comfy movie

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Whatever Works

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about New York Stories?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What other obvious pedos does LULZ defend other than michael jackson and woody allen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Polanski maybe?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone actually like his films? They’re some of the most pointless and annoying and infantile films I have ever seen

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked Midnight in Paris. The rest of his tuff is meh.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antz is awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lighting in this shot is more cinematic than 99% of the cgi movies of the past 10 years.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that he has quite a few excellent movies that are pretty essential if you are into cinema but I can't talk about it with anyone without looking like a pedo lover

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one is criminally underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was direct to tv so not many people know about it.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot Curse of the Jade Scorpion, easily his best work.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broadway Danny Rose is top 10 easily

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