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Object sexuality

Posted on 25th January 2012 by Derp McHerpen with tags: , , ,

This is not parody, it’s real. The condition is called object sexuality, which is a very nice way of saying he basically wants that tower thing up his ass. Watch the whole clip, it’s a gold mine of lulz.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Via Yahoo Answers.

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone?

like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

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The alien dildo monster

Posted on 15th December 2011 by Derp McHerpen with tags: , , ,

So this girl I know thought it was a great idea to introduce her mother to this site. WRONG

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Spider porn

Posted on 14th December 2011 by Derp McHerpen with tags: , , , , ,

I’m tempted to google this and see if it’s really a fetish. Then again, no.

Hit up the perversion tag if you want to see more disturbing shit. You sick fuck.

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The first time is really special

Posted on 8th December 2011 by Derp McHerpen with tags: , , , ,

Craigslist plus UK. Can’t go wrong with that.

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