Via ChurchOfSatan.com, behold their dark creed: the “Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth.”

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. [ed.: so, compliment his "lair's" interior decoration?]

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. [ed.: I.E. make sarcastic remarks if he doesn't like your "lair's" goat head wallpaper]

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. [ed.: LOL going to wait a while then, not even female "satanists" want cock from crying assburger faggots]

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. [ed.: not even imperial Death Star plans? Your religion is flawed, sir]

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. [ed.: you read it right. MAGIC. Don't mess with these guys]

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. [ed.: AHHAHAHAHA OH MY -- AND WITH YOUR MAGIC, AMIRITE?]

and why not comment on it, some guy already did. I mean just look at him, all alone in there