More storytiem from the sane and balanced folks over at /b/.

>playing minecraft, like I always do instead of working
>creative mode
>fly over to npc village, decide to fuck with them
>start off with just filling the houses with water from the top, and watch from the window as they float to the ceiling and gasp for air but inevitably drown one by one
>prettyfun.png

>graduate to fire
>would burn the house from the inside and then seal the door as I ran out
>watch as they catch on fire and run around like depraved animals, but are hilariously confined to their 4×4 block home
>one time it glitched, and upon burning to death one of the npcs’ bodies didn’t disappear like it usually does, and the flaming corpse laid there for nearly half an hour

>go to another village
>start getting more creative
>build miniature prisons with iron bars
>begin herding the townspeople in one by one (hard as shit, they’re stubborn little assholes)
>seperated one out from the main pack, put him in a separate prison close by
>they can all see each other through the bars
>have TNT in the center of the main prison
>TNT is wired to a pressure plate, explodes whenever some one steps on it
>put pressure plate where the singled out subject is being kept
>only a matter of time before he steps on the plate and kills every little block person he’s ever known
>as soon as I release him, I shit you not, he runs down to the end of the hall where I placed the plate
>he stomped on that bitch like 7 times
>heard the pressure plate click on and off as he knowingly or not ensures all his friends’ and family’s deaths
>fucking cold, man
>several seconds of silence before the TNT ‘splodes
>they keep putzing around as if nothing happened
>not sure if they knew or just relentlessly didn’t give a fuck
>they all die, corpses fly everywhere, their mangled remains forever staining the dirty and grimy iron bars

>release the murderer
>left him to contemplate what he’s done until he dies, all alone and with no house or resources

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