Getting a tattoo is nearly always a horribly bad idea. But what about having your boyfriend’s face permanently plastered all over your arm one week into the relationship? Let’s find out…
Forgive the shitty quality, it’s pieced together from a much larger, and highly compressed JPG.
You too can attain the appearance of an aborted oompa loompa with a permanent, effort-free duckface!
Shut up and take my money!
Reads like an actual, live in the wild Kelly encounter.
>Buying huge pack of bottled water at grocery store.
>Stay Puft Marshmallow Women in the 15 items or less lane.
>Clearly has over fifty items.
>Completely ignoring the 7/10 clerk telling her next time to go to a regular checkout.
>She begins ruffling through the candy bars while the clerk is waiting for her to pay.
>After she is done looking at her fantasy kitchen she looks back at my cart.
>Condescendingly says “You shouldn’t drink so much bottled water. It’s full of preservatives to keep it fresh. That’s why I always drink soda, it says on the can when it goes bad.”
>Lose part of my sanity as she waddles out the store.
