Reads like an actual, live in the wild Kelly encounter.

>Buying huge pack of bottled water at grocery store.
>Stay Puft Marshmallow Women in the 15 items or less lane.
>Clearly has over fifty items.
>Completely ignoring the 7/10 clerk telling her next time to go to a regular checkout.
>She begins ruffling through the candy bars while the clerk is waiting for her to pay.
>After she is done looking at her fantasy kitchen she looks back at my cart.
>Condescendingly says “You shouldn’t drink so much bottled water. It’s full of preservatives to keep it fresh. That’s why I always drink soda, it says on the can when it goes bad.”
>Lose part of my sanity as she waddles out the store.

and why not comment on it